[ { "q": "They text you 'k' after you sent a paragraph:", "opts": ["Write another paragraph apologizing", "Ask if they are mad at me", "Reply 'k' back", "Leave them on Read for a week"] }, { "q": "They ask for money to fix their car:", "opts": ["Send my life savings 💸", "Ask how much they need", "Tell them to take the bus", "Block their number"] }, { "q": "You see them flirting with a waiter:", "opts": ["Cry in the bathroom 😭", "Get jealous but stay quiet", "Flirt with the waitress", "Leave without paying"] }, { "q": "They forgot your name during intimacy:", "opts": ["Apologize for having the wrong name", "Stop and cry", "Correct them angrily", "I forgot their name too"] }, { "q": "They want to go through your phone:", "opts": ["Unlock it and hand it over 🔓", "Ask why they don't trust me", "Say 'Battery is dead'", "Throw it out the window"] }, { "q": "They post a photo with another guy/girl:", "opts": ["Comment 'My soulmate' 😍", "Ask who is that?", "Ignore it", "Post a hotter person"] }, { "q": "It is raining and they have no umbrella:", "opts": ["Give them my jacket and get soaked", "Share my umbrella", "Tell them to run fast", "Laugh from my warm car"] }, { "q": "They say they are not ready for a relationship:", "opts": ["I will wait forever ⏳", "Try to convince them", "Friendzone them", "Next!"] }, { "q": "They have a celebrity crush:", "opts": ["Get plastic surgery to look like them", "Feel insecure", "Laugh about it", "I have a better list"] }, { "q": "Your friends hate your partner:", "opts": ["Ditch my friends 👋", "Try to make peace", "Keep them separate", "Ditch the partner"] }, { "q": "They smell bad today:", "opts": ["Tell them they smell like roses 🌹", "Offer a mint politely", "Hold my breath", "Spray them with Febreze"] }, { "q": "They order food you hate:", "opts": ["Eat it with a smile 🤢", "Pick at it", "Order my own food", "Make them eat it alone"] }, { "q": "They break your favorite item:", "opts": ["It was ugly anyway! 💔", "Cry inside", "Demand they pay", "Break their phone"] }, { "q": "They are always late:", "opts": ["Wait 2 hours happily ⌚", "Get annoyed", "Leave after 15 mins", "Tell them wrong time on purpose"] }, { "q": "They want an open relationship:", "opts": ["Anything to keep you! 🔓", "Cry and discuss", "Say no", "I was already cheating"] }, { "q": "They snore like a tractor:", "opts": ["Stay awake and watch them sleep", "Wear earplugs", "Sleep on sofa", "Kick them out of bed"] }, { "q": "They invite their Ex to the party:", "opts": ["Serve them drinks 🍹", "Stare awkwardly", "Leave the party", "Hook up with the Ex"] }, { "q": "They gain 50 pounds:", "opts": ["More cushion for the pushin'", "Suggest gym together", "Lose attraction", "Moo at them"] }, { "q": "They ignore your call:", "opts": ["Call 20 more times 📞", "Text 'Are you ok?'", "Wait for callback", "Turn off my phone"] }, { "q": "They insult your cooking:", "opts": ["I will take cooking classes! 👨‍🍳", "Feel hurt", "Order pizza", "Starve them next time"] }, { "q": "They want to watch a boring documentary:", "opts": ["Watch and take notes 📝", "Play on phone", "Sleep", "Change channel"] }, { "q": "They get a bad haircut:", "opts": ["You look like a model! 💇", "Lie and say it's good", "Laugh a little", "Roast them publicly"] }, { "q": "You find a hair that isn't yours:", "opts": ["Frame it as a keepsake", "Ask calmly", "DNA test it", "Who cares?"] }, { "q": "They ask 'Do I look fat?':", "opts": ["Never! You are perfect! 👑", "No baby", "A little bit", "Yes."] }, { "q": "They want to move to another city:", "opts": ["Pack my bags instantly 🧳", "Discuss long distance", "Say no", "Help them pack and wave goodbye"] }, { "q": "They burp loudly in public:", "opts": ["Clap and cheer 👏", "Look down embarrassed", "Pretend I don't know them", "Burp louder"] }, { "q": "They are bad at kissing:", "opts": ["I love your style! 💋", "Teach them how", "Avoid kissing", "Kiss someone else"] }, { "q": "They hate your dog:", "opts": ["Give dog for adoption 🐶", "Keep dog outside", "Argue about it", "Get rid of partner"] }, { "q": "They talk about themselves only:", "opts": ["Listen for hours 😍", "Nod and smile", "Interrupt them", "Walk away"] }, { "q": "They borrow money and forget:", "opts": ["It was a gift! 🎁", "Remind gently", "Ask for it back", "Steal their wallet"] }, { "q": "They drive like a maniac:", "opts": ["Thrilling ride! 🚗", "Hold the handle tight", "Scream at them", "I drive or I leave"] }, { "q": "They hate your music taste:", "opts": ["Listen to their music only 🎧", "Use headphones", "Play it anyway", "Blast it louder"] }, { "q": "They have a 'work husband/wife':", "opts": ["Send them lunch too 🍱", "Get suspicious", "Ask them to stop", "Get a 'work harem'"] }, { "q": "They never say 'I love you':", "opts": ["Say it for both of us ❤️", "Wait patiently", "Ask why", "Ghost them"] }, { "q": "They steal the blankets:", "opts": ["Freeze for love 🥶", "Cuddle for warmth", "Pull them back", "Push them off bed"] }, { "q": "They have ugly feet:", "opts": ["Kiss them anyway 🦶", "Ignore it", "Ask them to wear socks", "Ew."] }, { "q": "They check out other people:", "opts": ["Blame myself", "Feel insecure", "Call them out", "Join them"] }, { "q": "They get drunk and embarrassing:", "opts": ["Carry them home 🍻", "Apologize to everyone", "Pretend to be stranger", "Record and post it"] }, { "q": "They are glued to their phone:", "opts": ["Stare at them lovingly", "Ask for attention", "Text them 'Hello'", "Leave the room"] }, { "q": "They buy you a cheap gift:", "opts": ["It's the thought that counts! 🎁", "Say thanks", "Ask for receipt", "Throw it in trash"] }, { "q": "They forget Valentine's Day:", "opts": ["Apologize for not reminding them", "Buy myself chocolate", "Be mad", "Forget their birthday"] }, { "q": "They chew with mouth open:", "opts": ["Cute sounds! 😋", "Look away", "Ask to stop", "Leave the table"] }, { "q": "They cancel date last minute:", "opts": ["It's okay I'll wait 📅", "Ask why", "Go out with friends", "Block them"] }, { "q": "They have a messy room:", "opts": ["Clean it for them 🧹", "Help clean", "Refuse to enter", "Add to the mess"] }, { "q": "They dislike your parents:", "opts": ["Cut off my parents", "Try to mediate", "Keep them apart", "I dislike them too"] }, { "q": "They want to share a toothbrush:", "opts": ["Yes, we are one! 🪥", "Maybe once", "Gross", "Vomit"] }, { "q": "They follow tons of models:", "opts": ["Like the photos too", "Ask them to unfollow", "Get jealous", "DM the models"] }, { "q": "They say your outfit is ugly:", "opts": ["Change immediately 👗", "Feel bad", "Wear it anyway", "Critique their face"] }, { "q": "They are unemployed:", "opts": ["I will support us! 💰", "Help find job", "Tell them to work", "Leave the bum"] }, { "q": "They have a crazy Ex:", "opts": ["Protect them 🛡️", "Be scared", "Ask for details", "Become friends with Ex"] }, { "q": "They refuse to dance:", "opts": ["Sit with them", "Beg them", "Dance alone", "Dance with stranger"] }, { "q": "They talk during movies:", "opts": ["Love their commentary 🎬", "Shush gently", "Move seats", "Cover their mouth"] }, { "q": "They are addicted to gaming:", "opts": ["Watch them play 🎮", "Bring snacks", "Unplug console", "Play with someone else"] }, { "q": "They don't like PDA:", "opts": ["Respect boundaries", "Hold pinky finger", "Feel rejected", "Good, me neither"] }, { "q": "They have bad fashion sense:", "opts": ["They look great in anything", "Buy them clothes", "Tell them", "Walk 5 feet behind"] }, { "q": "They want to split the bill:", "opts": ["I pay it all! 💳", "Okay sure", "Argue", "I forgot my wallet"] }, { "q": "They call you 'Bro' or 'Dude':", "opts": ["Laugh it off 😂", "Ask them to stop", "Get annoyed", "Call them 'Buddy'"] }, { "q": "They take hours to get ready:", "opts": ["Compliment every minute", "Wait patiently", "Honk horn", "Leave without them"] }, { "q": "They are picky eaters:", "opts": ["Cook special meal 🍲", "Go to their fav place", "Annoying", "Eat alone"] }, { "q": "They lose their keys always:", "opts": ["Make them a spare key 🔑", "Help search", "Laugh", "Not my problem"] }, { "q": "They have a tattoo of Ex's name:", "opts": ["It's part of their history", "Ask to cover it", "Hate it", "Get my Ex's name too"] }, { "q": "They don't post you on social media:", "opts": ["Privacy is key! 🔒", "Ask for a post", "Comment on their pics", "Act single online"] }, { "q": "They are rude to waiters:", "opts": ["Apologize for them", "Stay silent", "Call them out", "Join in"] }, { "q": "They laugh at a funeral:", "opts": ["Laugh too to support", "Nudge them", "Walk away", "Pretend I don't know them"] }, { "q": "They want to go camping:", "opts": ["I love nature! (Hate it) 🏕️", "Go for them", "Refuse", "Send them alone"] }, { "q": "They spill drink on you:", "opts": ["It's okay, I dry fast!", "Laugh", "Get mad", "Spill drink on them"] }, { "q": "They don't brush hair:", "opts": ["Messy hair don't care", "Buy a brush", "Look disgusted", "Shave it off"] }, { "q": "They prefer video games over sex:", "opts": ["Buy them new games 🎮", "Wait patiently", "Complain", "Find a new player"] }, { "q": "They have no hobbies:", "opts": ["I am their hobby! ❤️", "Teach them one", "Boring", "Leave"] }, { "q": "They are a bad driver:", "opts": ["I trust you baby 🚗", "Close my eyes", "Scream", "Take the keys"] }, { "q": "They don't flush the toilet:", "opts": ["Flush for them 🚽", "Mention it", "Ew", "Leave it for them"] }, { "q": "They have a creepy laugh:", "opts": ["Music to my ears 🎵", "Giggle", "Stare", "Mock them"] }, { "q": "They are allergic to cats:", "opts": ["Get rid of cat 😿", "Buy meds", "Keep cat in room", "Get rid of partner"] }, { "q": "They smoke inside:", "opts": ["I love the smell 🚬", "Open window", "Ask to go out", "Spray water on them"] }, { "q": "They leave wet towel on bed:", "opts": ["Hang it up for them", "Ask them to move it", "Throw it on floor", "Put it on their pillow"] }, { "q": "They want to name kid 'Goku':", "opts": ["Great name! 🐉", "Maybe middle name", "Discuss later", "No."] }, { "q": "They use 3-in-1 soap:", "opts": ["Efficient! 🧼", "Buy them real soap", "Judge them", "Don't touch me"] }, { "q": "They don't know your job title:", "opts": ["Explain it again", "It's complicated", "Be sad", "I don't know theirs either"] }, { "q": "They talk during sex:", "opts": ["Love the feedback", "Reply", "Shush them", "Laugh"] }, { "q": "They wear socks with sandals:", "opts": ["Fashion icon! 🧦", "Ignore feet", "Walking behind them", "Roast them"] }, { "q": "They are afraid of spiders:", "opts": ["I will protect you! 🕷️", "Kill it", "Laugh", "Throw spider at them"] }, { "q": "They steal your fries:", "opts": ["Feed them more 🍟", "Share", "Slap hand", "Stab with fork"] }, { "q": "They don't like your cooking:", "opts": ["I'll try harder! 🍳", "Order out", "Cook yourself", "Starve then"] }, { "q": "They check their phone during date:", "opts": ["Look at ceiling", "Ask who it is", "Cough loudly", "Leave"] }, { "q": "They say 'It's not you, it's me':", "opts": ["No, it's me! I'll change!", "Ask to clarify", "Agree", "I know"] }, { "q": "They forgot your name:", "opts": ["I am whoever you want", "Remind them", "Cry", "Who are you?"] }, { "q": "They wear dirty clothes:", "opts": ["Wash them by hand 🧺", "Suggest changing", "Pin nose", "Burn the clothes"] }, { "q": "They say they love their mom more:", "opts": ["She is a queen! 👑", "Understandable", "Jealous", "Marry her then"] }, { "q": "They have a weird fetish:", "opts": ["I'm into it! ⛓️", "Try it once", "Judge them", "Run away"] }, { "q": "They trip in public:", "opts": ["Catch them! 🦸", "Help up", "Laugh", "Walk faster"] } ]

[ { "q": "What is the capital of France?", "opts": ["F 🇫🇷", "Paris", "London", "Baguette"] }, { "q": "If you dig a hole through the Earth, where do you end up?", "opts": ["China 🌏", "Indian Ocean", "Hell", "Disappointed"] }, { "q": "How many months have 28 days?", "opts": ["All of them 🗓️", "One", "February", "Depends on leap year"] }, { "q": "Spell 'Silk'. What do cows drink?", "opts": ["Water 💧", "Milk", "Soda", "Juice"] }, { "q": "Which is heavier: A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?", "opts": ["Equal weight ⚖️", "Bricks", "Feathers", "Bricks hurt more"] }, { "q": "If you pass the 2nd person in a race, what place are you?", "opts": ["2nd 🥈", "1st", "3rd", "Last"] }, { "q": "Mary's father has 5 daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. Who is the 5th?", "opts": ["Mary 👩", "Nunu", "Nina", "Steve"] }, { "q": "Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?", "opts": ["12 📅", "1", "6", "Zero"] }, { "q": "A plane crashes on the border of US and Canada. Where do they bury survivors?", "opts": ["You don't bury survivors! 🚑", "US", "Canada", "No Man's Land"] }, { "q": "How many animals of each kind did Moses take on the Ark?", "opts": ["Zero (It was Noah) 🚢", "Two", "One", "Three"] }, { "q": "What goes up but never comes down?", "opts": ["Age 🎂", "Rain", "Balloon", "My debt"] }, { "q": "If a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which way does it roll?", "opts": ["Roosters don't lay eggs 🐓", "Left", "Right", "Down"] }, { "q": "Divide 30 by half and add 10:", "opts": ["70 ➗", "25", "40", "My brain hurts"] }, { "q": "What has keys but can't open locks?", "opts": ["Piano 🎹", "Map", "Monkey", "My heart"] }, { "q": "What has a head and a tail but no body?", "opts": ["Coin 🪙", "Snake", "Worm", "Ghost"] }, { "q": "Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?", "opts": ["Incorrectly 📖", "Wrong", "Mispelled", "Dictionary"] }, { "q": "What gets wetter as it dries?", "opts": ["Towel 🧖", "Water", "Cloud", "Sponge"] }, { "q": "How many letters in 'The Alphabet'?", "opts": ["11 letters", "26", "24", "One"] }, { "q": "Jimmy's mother had 3 children. The first was April, the second was May. The third was:", "opts": ["Jimmy 👦", "June", "July", "August"] }, { "q": "If you have 3 apples and take away 2, how many do you have?", "opts": ["2 apples 🍎", "1 apple", "3 apples", "None"] }, { "q": "What can you catch but not throw?", "opts": ["A cold 🤧", "A ball", "A fish", "Feelings"] }, { "q": "A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How?", "opts": ["Horse is named Friday 🐎", "Time travel", "It's a leap year", "He walked"] }, { "q": "Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain?", "opts": ["Mt. Everest 🏔️", "K2", "Kilimanjaro", "Nothing"] }, { "q": "What belongs to you but others use it more?", "opts": ["Your Name 📛", "Money", "Car", "Patience"] }, { "q": "How many sides does a circle have?", "opts": ["Two (Inside/Outside) ⭕", "Zero", "One", "Infinite"] }, { "q": "Imagine you are in a sinking boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?", "opts": ["Stop imagining 💭", "Swim fast", "Fight sharks", "Call Aquaman"] }, { "q": "What has one eye but can't see?", "opts": ["Needle 🪡", "Cyclops", "Pirate", "Storm"] }, { "q": "The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?", "opts": ["Footsteps 👣", "Fingerprints", "Memories", "Money"] }, { "q": "What has many teeth but cannot bite?", "opts": ["Comb 💇", "Grandma", "Saw", "Gear"] }, { "q": "What starts with 'e', ends with 'e', and contains only one letter?", "opts": ["Envelope ✉️", "Eye", "Eve", "Everyone"] }, { "q": "If 3 cats kill 3 rats in 3 minutes, how long for 100 cats to kill 100 rats?", "opts": ["3 minutes ⏱️", "100 minutes", "1 minute", "Chaos"] }, { "q": "What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?", "opts": ["Letter M", "Love", "Chance", "Time"] }, { "q": "Is a tomato a fruit or vegetable?", "opts": ["Fruit 🍅", "Vegetable", "Ketchup", "Who cares"] }, { "q": "How many seconds are there in a year?", "opts": ["12 (Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd...) 🗓️", "Millions", "365", "A lot"] }, { "q": "What goes up and down but doesn't move?", "opts": ["Stairs 🪜", "Elevator", "Temperature", "Yo-yo"] }, { "q": "If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?", "opts": ["Wet 🎩", "Red", "Floating", "Lost"] }, { "q": "What has a neck but no head?", "opts": ["Shirt 👕", "Bottle", "Giraffe", "Guitar"] }, { "q": "Which is correct: 'The yolk of the egg is white' or 'are white'?", "opts": ["Neither (Yolk is yellow) 🍳", "Is white", "Are white", "Is yellow"] }, { "q": "What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?", "opts": ["Stamp 📮", "Internet", "Dust", "Thought"] }, { "q": "If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?", "opts": ["4 apples 🍏", "2 apples", "6 apples", "Zero"] }, { "q": "What has 13 hearts but no other organs?", "opts": ["Deck of cards 🃏", "Monster", "Octopus", "Hospital"] }, { "q": "A man went outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat but didn't get a single hair wet. How?", "opts": ["He was bald 👨‍🦲", "It wasn't raining hard", "He ran fast", "He wore a hood"] }, { "q": "What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?", "opts": ["Day and Night ☀️", "Heart and Glass", "Sticks and Stones", "Egg and Wall"] }, { "q": "What is full of holes but still holds water?", "opts": ["Sponge 🧽", "Bucket", "Net", "Cheese"] }, { "q": "How far can a dog run into the woods?", "opts": ["Halfway (Then he's running out) 🌲", "All the way", "Until tired", "10 miles"] }, { "q": "What has words, but never speaks?", "opts": ["Book 📖", "Mute person", "Sign", "Phone"] }, { "q": "What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?", "opts": ["Fence 🚧", "Dog", "Grass", "Squirrel"] }, { "q": "Can a man marry his widow's sister?", "opts": ["He's dead! 💀", "Yes", "No", "Depends on state"] }, { "q": "What tastes better than it smells?", "opts": ["Tongue 👅", "Durian", "Cheese", "Water"] }, { "q": "What kind of room has no doors or windows?", "opts": ["Mushroom 🍄", "Ballroom", "Chatroom", "Darkroom"] }, { "q": "What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?", "opts": ["Charcoal 🔥", "Newspaper", "Match", "Marker"] }, { "q": "You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn't a single person on board. How?", "opts": ["They are married 💍", "It's a ghost ship", "They are underwater", "It sank"] }, { "q": "If a plane crashes on the border of US and Mexico, where are the survivors buried?", "opts": ["Survivors aren't buried! 🧟", "US", "Mexico", "Neither"] }, { "q": "How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?", "opts": ["4 (Calling tail a leg doesn't make it one) 🐕", "5", "1", "3"] }, { "q": "What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?", "opts": ["Glove 🧤", "Foot", "Tree", "Alien"] }, { "q": "What two things can you never eat for breakfast?", "opts": ["Lunch and Dinner 🍽️", "Eggs and Toast", "Cereal and Milk", "Pizza"] }, { "q": "What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?", "opts": ["Short 📏", "Small", "Brief", "Tiny"] }, { "q": "If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?", "opts": ["9 🔢", "Party", "Group", "Numbers"] }, { "q": "What is the end of everything?", "opts": ["Letter G", "Death", "The Void", "Nothing"] }, { "q": "Find the typo: 'The The Cat'", "opts": ["Extra 'The' 🐱", "Cat", "No typo", "Spelling"] }, { "q": "Did you use a calculator?", "opts": ["No 🧠", "Yes", "Mental math", "I guessed"] }, { "q": "Are you a robot?", "opts": ["No 🤖", "Beep Boop", "Maybe", "I am Groot"] }, { "q": "What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?", "opts": ["Teapot 🫖", "Tent", "Toast", "Test"] }, { "q": "Which is faster: Light or Sound?", "opts": ["Light 💡", "Sound", "Same", "My wifi"] }, { "q": "What is the largest organ in the body?", "opts": ["Skin", "Liver", "Heart", "Brain"] }, { "q": "How many continents are there?", "opts": ["7 🌍", "5", "6", "20"] }, { "q": "Who painted the Mona Lisa?", "opts": ["Da Vinci 🎨", "Picasso", "Van Gogh", "Me"] }, { "q": "H2O is water. What is H2O4?", "opts": ["Drinking 💧", "Acid", "Ice", "New molecule"] }, { "q": "Closest star to Earth?", "opts": ["Sun ☀️", "Moon", "Alpha Centauri", "Mars"] }, { "q": "Number of planets in solar system?", "opts": ["8 (RIP Pluto) 🪐", "9", "7", "Flat Earth"] }, { "q": "Who wrote Romeo and Juliet?", "opts": ["Shakespeare 🎭", "Dickens", "Hemingway", "Romeo"] }, { "q": "Boil water at 100 degrees C. What happens?", "opts": ["Steam ♨️", "Ice", "Explosion", "Nothing"] }, { "q": "3 + 3 x 3 - 3 + 3 = ?", "opts": ["12 🔢", "18", "9", "0"] }, { "q": "What has legs but cannot walk?", "opts": ["Table 🪑", "Baby", "Snake", "Pants"] }, { "q": "What is heavier: 100 lbs of rock or 100 lbs of gold?", "opts": ["Equal ⚖️", "Rock", "Gold", "My patience"] }, { "q": "What has a bark but no bite?", "opts": ["Tree 🌳", "Dog", "Seal", "Boss"] }, { "q": "What has cities, but no houses?", "opts": ["Map 🗺️", "Desert", "Ocean", "Dream"] }, { "q": "What can fill a room but takes up no space?", "opts": ["Light 💡", "Air", "Furniture", "Love"] }, { "q": "If you are running a race and pass the person in last place, you are:", "opts": ["Impossible 🏃", "Last", "Second to last", "First"] }, { "q": "What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in afternoon, 3 in evening?", "opts": ["Human 👶👨👴", "Dog", "Table", "Alien"] }, { "q": "The more you dry, the wetter it gets. What is it?", "opts": ["Towel 🧖", "Water", "Cloud", "Sponge"] }, { "q": "I have no life, but I can die. What am I?", "opts": ["Battery 🔋", "Ghost", "Rock", "Zombie"] }, { "q": "What gets sharper the more you use it?", "opts": ["Brain 🧠", "Knife", "Pencil", "Tongue"] }, { "q": "I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?", "opts": ["Coin 🪙", "Snake", "Comet", "Fish"] }, { "q": "What has one eye but cannot see?", "opts": ["Needle 🪡", "Cyclops", "Storm", "Potato"] }, { "q": "What comes down but never goes up?", "opts": ["Rain 🌧️", "Age", "Prices", "Gravity"] }, { "q": "I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter, but never leave.", "opts": ["Keyboard ⌨️", "Prison", "Forest", "Space"] }, { "q": "What can be broken, but is never held?", "opts": ["A promise 🤞", "Glass", "Silence", "Record"] }, { "q": "What never asks questions but gets many answers?", "opts": ["Doorbell 🔔", "Teacher", "Phone", "Google"] } ]

[ { "q": "Your alarm clock goes off:", "opts": ["Snooze 10 times 💤", "Jump out of bed", "Throw phone at wall", "I was already awake"] }, { "q": "Walking into a party:", "opts": ["Make an entrance 🦚", "Hide in corner", "Find the food", "Knock things over"] }, { "q": "Someone touches your food:", "opts": ["Bite their hand 🦷", "Growl", "Share nicely", "Cry"] }, { "q": "Your favorite hobby:", "opts": ["Napping 😴", "Hunting (Shopping)", "Screaming", "Climbing furniture"] }, { "q": "Hygiene routine:", "opts": ["Lick myself clean 👅", "Long shower", "Mud bath", "Once a month"] }, { "q": "Response to danger:", "opts": ["Play dead 💀", "Run fast", "Fight", "Hide behind mom"] }, { "q": "Social battery level:", "opts": ["Low (Loner) 🐺", "High (Pack animal)", "Depends on food", "Zero"] }, { "q": "Walking style:", "opts": ["Sneaky tiptoe 🐾", "Stomp loudly", "Waddle", "Strut"] }, { "q": "Favorite weather:", "opts": ["Hot sun ☀️", "Rain & Mud", "Snow", "Indoors"] }, { "q": "Diet preference:", "opts": ["Meat only 🥩", "Salad", "Trash/Leftovers", "Sugar"] }, { "q": "When someone annoys you:", "opts": ["Spit on them 🦙", "Ignore", "Attack", "Whine"] }, { "q": "Your singing voice:", "opts": ["Howling 🐺", "Roaring", "Chirping", "Dying seal"] }, { "q": "Sleeping position:", "opts": ["Curled up ball 🧶", "Starfish", "Upside down", "Standing up"] }, { "q": "Vision quality:", "opts": ["Eagle eyes 🦅", "Blind as bat", "Night vision", "Glasses needed"] }, { "q": "Swimming ability:", "opts": ["Like a fish 🐟", "Drowning rock", "Doggy paddle", "Hate water"] }, { "q": "Group project role:", "opts": ["The Leader 🦁", "The Sleeper", "The Worker", "The Parasite"] }, { "q": "Attention span:", "opts": ["SQUIRREL! 🐿️", "Laser focus", "3 seconds", "What was the question?"] }, { "q": "Collecting things:", "opts": ["Shiny objects ✨", "Garbage", "Food", "Nothing"] }, { "q": "Affection level:", "opts": ["Cuddly bear 🐻", "Don't touch me", "Lick faces", "Prickly"] }, { "q": "Movement speed:", "opts": ["Sloth mode 🦥", "Cheetah", "Average", "Teleport"] }, { "q": "Friday night plans:", "opts": ["Hibernate 🐻", "Hunt for mate", "Howl at moon", "Eat trash"] }, { "q": "You see a laser pointer:", "opts": ["Chase it! 🔴", "Ignore it", "Run away", "Analyze it"] }, { "q": "Climbing trees:", "opts": ["Monkey style 🐒", "Fall immediately", "Stay on ground", "I live in trees"] }, { "q": "Memory skills:", "opts": ["Elephant 🐘", "Goldfish (3 sec)", "Selective", "Good"] }, { "q": "Are you loyal?", "opts": ["Dog loyalty 🐶", "Cat loyalty (None)", "To food only", "To myself"] }, { "q": "Dealing with cold:", "opts": ["Grow thick fur 🧥", "Shiver", "Migrate south", "Cuddle"] }, { "q": "Noise level:", "opts": ["Loud screech 🔊", "Silent ninja", "Purring", "Constant talking"] }, { "q": "Favorite snack:", "opts": ["Bugs 🐛", "Fruit", "Steak", "Chips"] }, { "q": "Solving problems:", "opts": ["Smash it 🦏", "Go around", "Get help", "Ignore"] }, { "q": "Territorial?", "opts": ["Pee on everything 🚧", "Share space", "Fight intruders", "Don't care"] }, { "q": "Patience:", "opts": ["Predator waiting 🐊", "Zero", "High", "I want it NOW"] }, { "q": "Morning voice:", "opts": ["Frog 🐸", "Bird", "Monster", "Mute"] }, { "q": "Running from police:", "opts": ["Zig zag 🏃", "Fly away", "Dig hole", "Surrender"] }, { "q": "Ideal home:", "opts": ["Cave 🕳️", "Nest", "Ocean", "Mansion"] }, { "q": "Handling stress:", "opts": ["Eat kids (Hamster style) 🐹", "Pace around", "Sleep", "Scream"] }, { "q": "Learning new tricks:", "opts": ["Old dog, no new tricks 🐕", "Fast learner", "Stubborn", "Easy"] }, { "q": "Fear of heights:", "opts": ["Bird mode 🦅", "Terrified", "Love it", "Ground is safe"] }, { "q": "Smell sensitivity:", "opts": ["Bloodhound 👃", "Can't smell", "Average", "Sniff everything"] }, { "q": "Do you bite?", "opts": ["If provoked 🦷", "Yes, hard", "No, I lick", "I sting"] }, { "q": "Tail status:", "opts": ["Wish I had one", "Wagging", "Between legs", "Invisible"] }, { "q": "Camouflage skills:", "opts": ["Chameleon 🦎", "Stand out", "Wear black", "Hide in crowd"] }, { "q": "Are you venomous?", "opts": ["Toxic personality 🐍", "No", "Yes", "I spit acid"] }, { "q": "Working in teams:", "opts": ["Ant colony 🐜", "Lone wolf", "Bossy", "Lazy"] }, { "q": "Building skills:", "opts": ["Beaver dam 🪵", "Can't build lego", "Nest builder", "Destroyer"] }, { "q": "Travel method:", "opts": ["Fly 🦅", "Swim", "Run", "Crawl"] }, { "q": "Eye shape:", "opts": ["Puppy eyes 🥺", "Snake slit", "Round", "Closed"] }, { "q": "Do you hiss?", "opts": ["At enemies 🐍", "No", "When angry", "At cucumber"] }, { "q": "Eating mess:", "opts": ["Pig style 🐷", "Clean", "Burry bones", "Throw food"] }, { "q": "Are you a good boy/girl?", "opts": ["The Goodest! 🐶", "I'm bad", "Neutral", "Woof"] }, { "q": "Favorite drink:", "opts": ["Nectar 🐝", "Muddy water", "Blood", "Soda"] }, { "q": "Dealing with annoying people:", "opts": ["Spray scent (Skunk) 🦨", "Ignore", "Attack", "Hide"] }, { "q": "Do you like shiny things?", "opts": ["Magpie mode ✨", "No", "Yes", "Only gold"] }, { "q": "How do you carry stuff?", "opts": ["Pouch (Kangaroo) 🦘", "Mouth", "Hands", "Drop it"] }, { "q": "Favorite time of day:", "opts": ["Midnight 🦉", "Noon", "Dawn", "Never"] }, { "q": "How do you greet friends?", "opts": ["Sniff butt 🐕", "Wave", "Headbutt", "Ignore"] }, { "q": "Do you like bananas?", "opts": ["Monkey love 🍌", "No", "Yes", "Only peeled"] }, { "q": "Do you purr?", "opts": ["When happy 😸", "No", "I growl", "I snore"] }, { "q": "Do you have nine lives?", "opts": ["Used 8 already 🐈", "One life", "Immortal", "Zero"] }, { "q": "Can you hang upside down?", "opts": ["Bat style 🦇", "Get dizzy", "No", "Maybe"] }, { "q": "Do you migrate?", "opts": ["South for winter 🦆", "Stay home", "Move house often", "Traveler"] }, { "q": "Do you change color?", "opts": ["Mood ring 🦎", "When embarrassed", "No", "Sunburn"] }, { "q": "Do you have a shell?", "opts": ["Turtle protection 🐢", "Emotional shell", "No", "Soft"] }, { "q": "Do you hop?", "opts": ["Bunny hop 🐰", "Walk", "Run", "Crawl"] }, { "q": "Do you like mud?", "opts": ["Pig in mud 🐷", "Ew no", "Spa day", "Sometimes"] }, { "q": "Do you roar?", "opts": ["Loudly 🦁", "Squeak", "Talk", "Whisper"] }, { "q": "Do you have spots?", "opts": ["Leopard print 🐆", "Freckles", "No", "Acne"] }, { "q": "Do you have stripes?", "opts": ["Zebra style 🦓", "No", "Painted", "Tan lines"] }, { "q": "Do you have a trunk?", "opts": ["Elephant nose 🐘", "Car trunk", "No", "Big nose"] }, { "q": "Do you like honey?", "opts": ["Bear necessity 🍯", "No", "Yes", "Sticky"] }, { "q": "Do you like bamboo?", "opts": ["Panda diet 🐼", "No", "Yes", "Wood"] }, { "q": "Do you like cheese?", "opts": ["Mouse trap 🐭", "Yes", "No", "Lactose intolerant"] }, { "q": "Do you have big ears?", "opts": ["Hear everything 🐰", "Normal", "Small", "Selective hearing"] }, { "q": "Do you have a long neck?", "opts": ["Giraffe view 🦒", "Normal", "No neck", "Short"] }, { "q": "Do you like water?", "opts": ["Fish life 🐠", "Cat hate", "Drinking only", "Shower"] }, { "q": "Do you like nuts?", "opts": ["Squirrel stash 🌰", "No", "Yes", "Allergic"] }, { "q": "Do you slither?", "opts": ["Snake move 🐍", "Walk", "Run", "Roll"] }, { "q": "Do you gallop?", "opts": ["Horse power 🐎", "Jog", "Walk", "Drive"] }, { "q": "Do you stampede?", "opts": ["Buffalo rush 🐃", "Walk alone", "Run", "Hide"] }, { "q": "Do you hibernate?", "opts": ["Sleep all winter 🐻", "No", "Nap", "Insomnia"] }, { "q": "Do you like carrots?", "opts": ["Bunny food 🥕", "No", "Cooked", "Raw"] }, { "q": "Do you like fish?", "opts": ["Penguin diet 🐧", "No", "Sushi", "Fried"] }, { "q": "Do you like eucalyptus?", "opts": ["Koala snack 🐨", "No", "Smell only", "Toxic"] }, { "q": "Do you have a pouch?", "opts": ["Kangaroo pocket 🦘", "Bag", "No", "Stomach"] }, { "q": "Do you like ice?", "opts": ["Polar bear ❄️", "No", "In drinks", "Cold"] }, { "q": "Do you like jungle?", "opts": ["Tarzan home 🌴", "City", "Beach", "Desert"] }, { "q": "Do you like desert?", "opts": ["Camel life 🐪", "No water", "Hot", "Sand"] }, { "q": "Do you like farm?", "opts": ["Cow life 🐄", "City", "Wild", "Zoo"] }, { "q": "Final spirit animal?", "opts": ["Lion 🦁", "Sloth 🦥", "Wolf", "Potato"] } ]

[ { "q": "You walk into a room full of people:", "opts": ["Everyone stops to look 🌟", "I trip and fall", "I blend into the wall", "Who am I?"] }, { "q": "A stranger bumps into you:", "opts": ["Start a dramatic rivalry ⚔️", "Apologize profusely", "Keep walking (Glitch)", "Say 'Watch it!'"] }, { "q": "Your morning routine:", "opts": ["Cinematic montage 🎬", "Snooze 50 times", "Stare at ceiling", "Same as yesterday"] }, { "q": "You find a mysterious key:", "opts": ["Start an adventure 🗝️", "Leave it there", "Give to authorities", "Eat it"] }, { "q": "Someone confesses love to you:", "opts": ["I know 😎", "Panic run", "Who are you?", "Thank you"] }, { "q": "Your outfit choice:", "opts": ["Anime protagonist vibes 🧥", "Hoodie & Jeans", "Grey shirt", "Whatever is clean"] }, { "q": "In a group project:", "opts": ["The Leader 👑", "The Slacker", "The Ghost", "The one doing all work"] }, { "q": "Walking in the rain:", "opts": ["Music video moment 🌧️", "Run for cover", "Use umbrella", "Get wet and sad"] }, { "q": "Ordering coffee:", "opts": ["Complex custom order ☕", "Black coffee", "Water", "I don't drink coffee"] }, { "q": "Reaction to danger:", "opts": ["Face it head on! 🛡️", "Run away", "Freeze", "Call mom"] }, { "q": "Your social media:", "opts": ["Influencer status 📸", "Memes only", "Lurker", "No account"] }, { "q": "When drama happens:", "opts": ["I AM the drama 🎭", "Watch with popcorn", "Leave room", "What drama?"] }, { "q": "Your backstory:", "opts": ["Tragic and complex 📜", "Normal", "Boring", "I spawned today"] }, { "q": "Winning a game:", "opts": ["Humble brag 🏆", "Sore winner", "Surprised", "I never win"] }, { "q": "Losing a game:", "opts": ["Villain origin story 👿", "Good sport", "Cry", "Rage quit"] }, { "q": "Karaoke song:", "opts": ["Power ballad 🎤", "Mumble rap", "Tequila!", "Refuse to sing"] }, { "q": "Eye contact:", "opts": ["Piercing gaze 👀", "Awkward", "Look at floor", "Sunglasses on"] }, { "q": "Your laugh:", "opts": ["Unique and loud 😂", "Standard", "Silent", "Heh"] }, { "q": "Do you have a catchphrase?", "opts": ["Yes, it's iconic ✨", "Maybe", "No", "Hello there"] }, { "q": "Entering a party:", "opts": ["Fashionably late 👠", "On time", "Early", "Didn't go"] }, { "q": "Handling rejection:", "opts": ["Their loss! 📉", "Devastated", "Expected", "Plot twist"] }, { "q": "Your hair color:", "opts": ["Unnatural/Bright 🌈", "Brown/Black", "Bald", "Changes weekly"] }, { "q": "Do you have a theme song?", "opts": ["Plays in my head 🎵", "Elevator music", "No", "Silence"] }, { "q": "Sitting in class/work:", "opts": ["Back corner (Cool) 😎", "Front row", "Middle", "Near exit"] }, { "q": "Someone insults you:", "opts": ["Witty comeback 🔥", "Cry later", "Ignore", "Agree"] }, { "q": "Your walk:", "opts": ["Power stride 🚶", "Fast shuffle", "Normal", "Moonwalk"] }, { "q": "Buying groceries:", "opts": ["Exotic ingredients 🥑", "Basics", "Ramen", "Same 3 items"] }, { "q": "Do you have a sidekick?", "opts": ["Yes, loyal friend 👯", "I am the sidekick", "Loner", "Pet"] }, { "q": "Unexpected plot twist:", "opts": ["Bring it on! 🌪️", "Panic", "Why me?", "Ignore"] }, { "q": "Mirror selfie:", "opts": ["Model pose 🤳", "Blurry", "Finger over lens", "No"] }, { "q": "Speaking in public:", "opts": ["Inspiring speech 📢", "Stutter", "Pass out", "Avoid"] }, { "q": "Do things happen TO you?", "opts": ["I make things happen ⚡", "Yes, unluckily", "Nothing happens", "Routine"] }, { "q": "Your room:", "opts": ["Decorated shrine 🖼️", "Messy", "Clean", "Empty"] }, { "q": "Texting style:", "opts": ["Emojis & Gifs 🤪", "Short answers", "Ok", "Read 2 days ago"] }, { "q": "Do you dream?", "opts": ["Vivid adventures 💤", "Black void", "Work dreams", "Don't remember"] }, { "q": "Solving a mystery:", "opts": ["Detective mode 🕵️", "Ask Reddit", "Wait for answer", "Don't care"] }, { "q": "Your diet:", "opts": ["Whatever I crave 🍔", "Healthy", "Survival", "Photosynthesis"] }, { "q": "Handling a bug:", "opts": ["Catch and release 🕷️", "Scream", "Kill it", "Call dad"] }, { "q": "Do you monologue?", "opts": ["Inner and outer 🗣️", "Sometimes", "No", "Only to pets"] }, { "q": "Are you memorable?", "opts": ["Unforgettable 🌟", "Maybe", "Blurry face", "Who?"] }, { "q": "Driving style:", "opts": ["Fast & Furious 🏎️", "Grandma", "Follow rules", "Passenger"] }, { "q": "Dealing with waiters:", "opts": ["Charm them 😉", "Polite", "Scared", "Point at menu"] }, { "q": "Elevator ride:", "opts": ["Make conversation", "Stare at door", "Check phone", "Face corner"] }, { "q": "Your signature scent:", "opts": ["Expensive perfume 🌸", "Soap", "Sweat", "Nothing"] }, { "q": "Do you glow up?", "opts": ["Constant evolution ✨", "Same since 12", "Glow down", "Aging"] }, { "q": "Handling secrets:", "opts": ["Vault 🔒", "Tell everyone", "Forget them", "Blackmail"] }, { "q": "Are you the chosen one?", "opts": ["Prophecy says yes 📜", "Hope not", "No", "Extra #4"] }, { "q": "Do you have a nemesis?", "opts": ["Arch-rival 🦹", "Myself", "My alarm", "No"] }, { "q": "Attitude towards rules:", "opts": ["Rules are guidelines 🚫", "Follow strictly", "Break them", "What rules?"] }, { "q": "Being late:", "opts": ["Fashionably 👠", "Always", "Never", "Time is illusion"] }, { "q": "Do you initiate plans?", "opts": ["Party planner 🎉", "Wait for invite", "Cancel plans", "Stay home"] }, { "q": "Your voice volume:", "opts": ["Projects well 🔊", "Quiet", "Mumble", "Loud"] }, { "q": "Do you take risks?", "opts": ["Adrenaline junkie 🪂", "Calculated", "Safety first", "Never"] }, { "q": "Shopping habits:", "opts": ["Treat myself 🛍️", "Necessities", "Window shop", "Hate it"] }, { "q": "Are you mysterious?", "opts": ["Enigma 🌑", "Open book", "Boring", "Confusing"] }, { "q": "Do you have a montage?", "opts": ["Training sequence 💪", "Sleeping montage", "Eating montage", "No"] }, { "q": "Final words:", "opts": ["To be continued... ➡️", "Bye", "Oops", "End"] }, { "q": "Do you break the 4th wall?", "opts": ["Look at camera 🎥", "No", "What wall?", "Confusion"] }, { "q": "Are you quirky?", "opts": ["So random! 🤪", "Normal", "Serious", "Robot"] }, { "q": "Do you have a destiny?", "opts": ["Save the world 🌍", "Pay taxes", "Sleep", "Unknown"] }, { "q": "Reaction to jump scare:", "opts": ["Karate chop 🥋", "Scream", "Faint", "No reaction"] }, { "q": "Do you save the day?", "opts": ["Always 🦸", "Sometimes", "I need saving", "Watch it burn"] }, { "q": "Are you funny?", "opts": ["Comedic genius 😂", "Dad jokes", "Try hard", "No"] }, { "q": "Do you have plot armor?", "opts": ["Invincible 🛡️", "Lucky", "Prone to injury", "Fragile"] }, { "q": "Your energy:", "opts": ["Chaotic Good ✨", "Lawful Neutral", "Chaotic Evil", "True Neutral"] }, { "q": "Do you interrupt?", "opts": ["Main character energy 🗣️", "Sorry", "Wait turn", "Silent"] }, { "q": "Are you photogenic?", "opts": ["Every angle 📸", "Good side only", "Blink always", "No"] }, { "q": "Do you dance?", "opts": ["Life of party 💃", "Awkward sway", "No", "Watch"] }, { "q": "Do you cry pretty?", "opts": ["Single tear 🥲", "Ugly cry", "Messy", "Don't cry"] }, { "q": "Do you have flashbacks?", "opts": ["Cinematic memories 🎞️", "Bad memory", "No", "Blurry"] }, { "q": "Are you sarcastic?", "opts": ["Fluently 😒", "Sometimes", "No", "What is sarcasm?"] }, { "q": "Do you wear sunglasses inside?", "opts": ["Yes, for vibes 🕶️", "Forgot", "No", "Blind"] }, { "q": "Do you dramatically look out windows?", "opts": ["In rain/bus 🚌", "To see weather", "No", "Stare at wall"] }, { "q": "Do you have a tragic past?", "opts": ["Orphan/Trauma 💔", "Lost toy", "Normal childhood", "Happy"] }, { "q": "Do you get the guy/girl?", "opts": ["Always 😉", "Friendzoned", "Single", "Don't try"] }, { "q": "Do you have a power?", "opts": ["Secret ability ⚡", "Charisma", "Money", "None"] }, { "q": "Do you naruto run?", "opts": ["Faster! 🏃", "Jog", "Walk", "No"] }, { "q": "Do you have a sword?", "opts": ["Katana collection ⚔️", "Kitchen knife", "Stick", "No"] }, { "q": "Do you wear a cape?", "opts": ["Metaphorically 🦸", "Halloween", "No", "Blanket"] }, { "q": "Do you make speeches?", "opts": ["Motivational 📢", "Drunk", "No", "Mumble"] }, { "q": "Do you have a fan club?", "opts": ["Adoring fans 😍", "Mom", "Cat", "No"] }, { "q": "Do you start trends?", "opts": ["Trendsetter 💅", "Follower", "Late", "Outdated"] }, { "q": "Do you have main character syndrome?", "opts": ["Diagnosed ✅", "Maybe", "No", "What is that?"] }, { "q": "Do you interact with NPCs?", "opts": ["Give quests 📜", "Ignore", "Talk", "I am NPC"] }, { "q": "Are you the hero or villain?", "opts": ["Anti-hero 🦹", "Hero", "Villain", "Bystander"] }, { "q": "Do you have a training arc?", "opts": ["Montage time 💪", "Gym once", "No", "Lazy"] }, { "q": "Do you defeat the boss?", "opts": ["Easy win 🎮", "Struggle", "Game over", "Quit"] }, { "q": "Do you get the good ending?", "opts": ["Best ending 🌅", "Okay ending", "Bad ending", "Cliffhanger"] }, { "q": "Are you real?", "opts": ["I think so 🤔", "Simulation", "Glitch", "Code"] }, { "q": "Final verdict?", "opts": ["Main Character 👑", "Sidekick", "Villain", "NPC"] } ]

[ { "q": "Stubbed your pinky toe:", "opts": ["Silent Scream 😱", "Curse the furniture", "Amputation needed", "Walk it off"] }, { "q": "Carrying groceries:", "opts": ["One Trip Beast 🦍", "Two trips", "Help me mom!", "Leave them in car"] }, { "q": "Spider in the room:", "opts": ["Burn the house 🔥", "Kill it", "Trap & release", "Move out"] }, { "q": "Opening a tight jar:", "opts": ["Shatter it 💪", "Ask dad", "Use towel", "Starve"] }, { "q": "WiFi stops working:", "opts": ["Survival mode 📵", "Read book", "Panic attack", "Fix router"] }, { "q": "Flu shot reaction:", "opts": ["Look away 💉", "Cry", "Faint", "Watch it enter"] }, { "q": "Stepping on Lego:", "opts": ["Death is preferable 💀", "Hop around", "Swear", "Iron feet"] }, { "q": "Horror movie night:", "opts": ["Laugh at ghost 👻", "Cover eyes", "Sleep", "Scream"] }, { "q": "Spicy food tolerance:", "opts": ["Dragon breath 🌶️", "Mild salsa", "Ketchup is spicy", "Milk please"] }, { "q": "Emotional pain:", "opts": ["Bottle it up 🍾", "Therapy", "Cry daily", "What are feelings?"] }, { "q": "Paper cut:", "opts": ["Emergency Room 🚑", "Band-aid", "Ignore", "Suck finger"] }, { "q": "Cold shower:", "opts": ["Wim Hof Method ❄️", "Hell no", "Accidentally", "Refreshing"] }, { "q": "Walking in bad neighborhood:", "opts": ["I am the danger 🕶️", "Walk fast", "Call mom", "Uber"] }, { "q": "Insomnia:", "opts": ["Fight demons 👹", "Sleep pills", "Count sheep", "Phone all night"] }, { "q": "Breakups:", "opts": ["Gym arc 💪", "Ice cream", "Stalking", "Party"] }, { "q": "Hangover cure:", "opts": ["More alcohol 🍺", "Water", "Dying in bed", "I don't drink"] }, { "q": "Lifting weights:", "opts": ["Ronnie Coleman 🏋️", "Planet Fitness", "Cardio only", "Lifting pizza"] }, { "q": "Phone battery 1%:", "opts": ["Accept fate 🪫", "Sprint for charger", "Cry", "Turn off"] }, { "q": "Stuck in traffic:", "opts": ["Zen Master 🧘", "Road Rage", "Podcast", "Honk"] }, { "q": "Toilet clogged at friend's house:", "opts": ["Escape window 🪟", "Fix it", "Confess", "Leave it"] }, { "q": "Rollercoaster:", "opts": ["Hands up! 🙌", "Puke", "Scream", "Eyes closed"] }, { "q": "Bad haircut:", "opts": ["Wear hat forever 🧢", "Sue barber", "It'll grow", "Shave head"] }, { "q": "Public speaking:", "opts": ["Born ready 🎤", "Sweaty palms", "Voice crack", "Faint"] }, { "q": "Camping:", "opts": ["Bear Grylls 🏕️", "Glamping", "Hotel only", "Backyard"] }, { "q": "Changing a tire:", "opts": ["Pit crew speed 🏎️", "Call AAA", "Cry by road", "Walk"] }, { "q": "Running a mile:", "opts": ["Easy warmup 🏃", "Dying breath", "Walk/Run", "No"] }, { "q": "Fighting a goose:", "opts": ["Peace was never option 🦢", "Run", "Feed it", "Lose"] }, { "q": "Doing taxes:", "opts": ["Jail time 🚓", "Hire pro", "Easy", "Ignore"] }, { "q": "Wet socks:", "opts": ["Torture 🧦", "Change them", "Ignore", "Squish squish"] }, { "q": "Brain freeze:", "opts": ["Ouch 🥶", "Worth it", "Stop eating", "Never happens"] }, { "q": "Getting rejected:", "opts": ["Their loss 📉", "Crying", "Begging", "Next!"] }, { "q": "Zombie apocalypse:", "opts": ["Survivor 🧟", "Zombie leader", "First to die", "Bait"] }, { "q": "Holding breath:", "opts": ["Aquaman 🧜", "1 minute", "Pass out", "10 seconds"] }, { "q": "Arm wrestling:", "opts": ["Over the Top 💪", "Lose instantly", "Two hands", "Break wrist"] }, { "q": "Sitting on floor:", "opts": ["Comfy", "My knees!", "Need chair", "Squat"] }, { "q": "Moving furniture:", "opts": ["PIVOT! 🛋️", "Hire movers", "Drag it", "Leave it"] }, { "q": "Being tickled:", "opts": ["Punch kicker 👊", "Laugh/Cry", "No reaction", "Pee pants"] }, { "q": "Food poisoning:", "opts": ["Iron stomach 🤢", "Death bed", "Never eat again", "Worth it"] }, { "q": "Dentist visit:", "opts": ["Open wide 🦷", "Numbing shot", "Scream", "Bite dentist"] }, { "q": "Tattoo pain:", "opts": ["Full sleeve 🐉", "One small one", "Temporary tattoo", "Needle phobia"] }, { "q": "Sunburn:", "opts": ["Lobster 🦞", "Tan", "Peeling", "Sunscreen"] }, { "q": "Falling downstairs:", "opts": ["Parkour! 🤸", "Ouch", "Call 911", "Lay there"] }, { "q": "Walking on Legos:", "opts": ["Fire walk 🔥", "Scream", "Hop", "Shoes on"] }, { "q": "Plank exercise:", "opts": ["5 minutes", "1 minute", "Collapse", "What is plank?"] }, { "q": "Punching machine:", "opts": ["High score 🥊", "Broken wrist", "Missed bag", "Weak"] }, { "q": "Scary dog barks:", "opts": ["Bark back 🐕", "Run", "Pet it", "Freeze"] }, { "q": "Getting punched:", "opts": ["Didn't feel it", "Ouch", "Knockout", "Cry"] }, { "q": "Final boss:", "opts": ["Life", "Wife", "Mom", "Me"] }, { "q": "Pain threshold:", "opts": ["God mode", "High", "Low", "Baby"] }, { "q": "Broken bone:", "opts": ["Walk it off 🦴", "Cast & Sign", "Hospital", "Crying"] }, { "q": "Eyebrow threading:", "opts": ["Beauty is pain 🤨", "Ouch", "Never", "Cry"] }, { "q": "Wasabi intake:", "opts": ["Nose clear! 🍣", "Mistake", "Yum", "Die"] }, { "q": "Stubborn pistachio:", "opts": ["Crack with teeth 🦷", "Use tool", "Throw away", "Hurt finger"] }, { "q": "Tangled headphones:", "opts": ["Patience test 🎧", "Cut wire", "Buy new", "Cry"] }, { "q": "Low battery anxiety:", "opts": ["Zen 🪫", "Mild panic", "Scream", "Phone off"] }, { "q": "Waiting in line:", "opts": ["Stoic 🧍", "Complaining", "Leave", "Crying"] }, { "q": "Bad news:", "opts": ["Take it straight 📉", "Denial", "Breakdown", "Laugh"] }, { "q": "Getting lost:", "opts": ["Adventure! 🗺️", "Ask directions", "Panic", "Stay there"] }, { "q": "Crying in public:", "opts": ["Never 😎", "Sunglasses on", "Openly", "Often"] }, { "q": "Insults:", "opts": ["Laugh it off 😂", "Roast back", "Cry later", "Fite me"] }, { "q": "Cold weather:", "opts": ["Shorts weather ❄️", "Jacket", "Hibernation", "Freeze"] }, { "q": "Hot weather:", "opts": ["Sweat it out ☀️", "AC only", "Melt", "Complain"] }, { "q": "Sleep deprivation:", "opts": ["Functioning ☕", "Zombie", "Hallucinating", "Sleep"] }, { "q": "Hunger pangs:", "opts": ["Fast implies strength", "Hangry", "Eat arm", "Faint"] }, { "q": "Thirst:", "opts": ["Camel mode 🐪", "Drink water", "Dry mouth", "Dying"] }, { "q": "Heavy door:", "opts": ["Open with pinky 🚪", "Push hard", "Ask help", "Wait"] }, { "q": "Stuck lid:", "opts": ["Pop it 💪", "Bang it", "Hot water", "Give up"] }, { "q": "Splinter:", "opts": ["Dig it out 🪵", "Tweezers", "Leave it", "Amputate"] }, { "q": "Mosquito bite:", "opts": ["Ignore it 🦟", "Scratch till bleed", "Slap", "Whine"] }, { "q": "Bad smell:", "opts": ["Iron nose 👃", "Cover nose", "Gag", "Vomit"] }, { "q": "Loud noise:", "opts": ["Unphased 🔊", "Startle", "Cover ears", "Scared"] }, { "q": "Crowded train:", "opts": ["Stand firm 🚇", "Squeeze", "Wait next", "Panic"] }, { "q": "Bad WiFi lag:", "opts": ["Patience 📶", "Rage", "Refresh", "Quit game"] }, { "q": "Computer crash:", "opts": ["Restart calmly 💻", "Hit desk", "Scream", "Cry"] }, { "q": "Phone drop:", "opts": ["Catch it! 📱", "Stare", "Check screen", "Heart attack"] }, { "q": "Spilled coffee:", "opts": ["Clean it ☕", "Curse", "Cry over milk", "Leave it"] }, { "q": "Burnt tongue:", "opts": ["Taste gone 👅", "Drink water", "Scream", "Spit"] }, { "q": "Eye poke:", "opts": ["Blink it off 👁️", "Water", "Blind", "Rub"] }, { "q": "Funny bone hit:", "opts": ["Tingle arm ⚡", "Ouch", "Numb", "Cry"] }, { "q": "Shin hit:", "opts": ["Walk it off 🦵", "Hop", "Curse", "Down"] }, { "q": "Paper cut with lemon:", "opts": ["Sting! 🍋", "Ouch", "Scream", "Die"] }, { "q": "Are you tough?", "opts": ["Nails for breakfast 🥣", "Average", "Soft", "Weenie"] } ]

[ { "q": "Bill arrives at group dinner:", "opts": ["I got this! 💳", "Split evenly", "Calculator out", "Bathroom break 🏃"] }, { "q": "Friend needs $100:", "opts": ["Here is $200 💸", "Loan with interest", "I'm broke", "Read 2:00 PM"] }, { "q": "Last slice of pizza:", "opts": ["Take it! 🍕", "Split it", "Eat it fast", "Lick it"] }, { "q": "Beggar asks for change:", "opts": ["Give cash 💰", "Sorry, card only", "Ignore", "Lectures them"] }, { "q": "Netflix password:", "opts": ["Public property 📺", "Family only", "Pay me", "Get your own"] }, { "q": "Tipping waiter:", "opts": ["20%+ 💵", "15%", "Round up", "Advice is tip"] }, { "q": "Found a wallet:", "opts": ["Return it 😇", "Take cash/Return", "Mine now", "Leave it"] }, { "q": "Friend forgot wallet:", "opts": ["My treat", "You owe me", "Wash dishes", "Run"] }, { "q": "Charity donation:", "opts": ["Monthly 💖", "Round up at store", "Old clothes", "I need charity"] }, { "q": "Sharing fries:", "opts": ["Take some 🍟", "Get your own", "Slap hand", "Spit on them"] }, { "q": "Wedding gift:", "opts": ["Expensive appliance 🎁", "Cash", "Towel", "My presence"] }, { "q": "Phone charger:", "opts": ["Use mine 🔌", "Don't break it", "10% only", "No"] }, { "q": "Gum in class:", "opts": ["Open pack for all 🍬", "Hide it", "Chew quietly", "Say it's medicine"] }, { "q": "Borrowing clothes:", "opts": ["Mi casa su casa 👕", "Return clean", "No way", "Collateral needed"] }, { "q": "Winning lottery:", "opts": ["Party for all! 🎉", "Help family", "Secret life", "Disappear"] }, { "q": "Guest wifi:", "opts": ["Here is password 📶", "It's slow", "Don't have it", "Neighbor's"] }, { "q": "Ride to airport:", "opts": ["I'll drive you 🚗", "Gas money?", "Uber exist", "Busy"] }, { "q": "Baking cookies:", "opts": ["Share with neighbors 🍪", "Family only", "Eat all", "Burn them"] }, { "q": "Holding door:", "opts": ["For everyone 🚪", "Awkward distance", "Let it slam", "Use foot"] }, { "q": "Buying rounds:", "opts": ["Drinks on me! 🍻", "My turn", "Skipping round", "Water for me"] }, { "q": "Data hotspot:", "opts": ["Connect! 📡", "Briefly", "Low data mode", "No"] }, { "q": "Leftovers:", "opts": ["Take them home 🥡", "Leave for host", "Doggy bag", "Throw away"] }, { "q": "Gift giving:", "opts": ["Thoughtful & Pricey 🎁", "Gift card", "Regifted item", "Forgot"] }, { "q": "Helping move house:", "opts": ["I'm there! 📦", "My back hurts", "Busy that day", "Ghost"] }, { "q": "Coupons:", "opts": ["Use for everyone 🎫", "My discount", "Secret", "Expired"] }, { "q": "Crowdfunding link:", "opts": ["Donate $50", "Share link", "Scroll past", "Report spam"] }, { "q": "Surprise party:", "opts": ["I'll organize! 🎈", "Chip in", "Eat cake", "Spoil surprise"] }, { "q": "Babysitting:", "opts": ["Free! 👶", "Paid", "No kids", "Scare them"] }, { "q": "Road trip snacks:", "opts": ["I bought everything 🥨", "Share bag", "My stash", "Sleep"] }, { "q": "Concert tickets:", "opts": ["Extra one is yours 🎟️", "Buy it from me", "Scalping it", "Go alone"] }, { "q": "Compliments:", "opts": ["Free & frequent 🥰", "Honest", "Rare", "Insults"] }, { "q": "Emotional support:", "opts": ["Therapist friend 🛋️", "Listen", "Awkward pat", "Change topic"] }, { "q": "Pennies on ground:", "opts": ["Leave for luck 🍀", "Pick up", "Kick it", "Glue it"] }, { "q": "Sample lady at Costco:", "opts": ["Take one", "Take five", "Lunch sorted", "Ignore"] }, { "q": "Borrowing pen:", "opts": ["Keep it 🖊️", "Return it", "Watch closely", "No pen"] }, { "q": "Hotel shampoo:", "opts": ["Leave it 🧴", "Take some", "Take all", "Fill bottles"] }, { "q": "Vending machine error:", "opts": ["Return extra item", "Free snack!", "Hit machine", "Eat both"] }, { "q": "Uber rating:", "opts": ["5 stars always ⭐", "Honest", "1 star", "Don't rate"] }, { "q": "Online reviews:", "opts": ["Helpful detailed 📝", "Only if bad", "Never", "Troll"] }, { "q": "Sharing umbrella:", "opts": ["Come in! ☔", "Shoulder wet", "My hair!", "Run"] }, { "q": "Seat on bus:", "opts": ["Offer to elderly 💺", "If asked", "Pretend sleep", "My seat"] }, { "q": "Blood donation:", "opts": ["Regular donor 🩸", "Once", "Scared", "Need my blood"] }, { "q": "Teaching skills:", "opts": ["Mentor 👨‍🏫", "Show once", "Figure it out", "Wrong info"] }, { "q": "Potluck dinner:", "opts": ["Main dish 🍲", "Chips/Soda", "Napkins", "Empty handed"] }, { "q": "Sharing secrets:", "opts": ["Vault 🔒", "Bestie only", "Gossip", "Twitter"] }, { "q": "Borrowing car:", "opts": ["Take keys 🔑", "Fill tank", "Insurance?", "Never"] }, { "q": "Toilet paper shortage:", "opts": ["Spare a square 🧻", "One sheet", "Sorry", "Lock door"] }, { "q": "Are you cheap?", "opts": ["Frugal 🐷", "Generous", "Mr. Krabs", "Broke"] }, { "q": "Karma belief:", "opts": ["What goes around 🔄", "Maybe", "No", "I am Karma"] }, { "q": "Borrowing money back:", "opts": ["Don't worry", "Remind them", "Send invoice", "Sue them"] }, { "q": "Free refills:", "opts": ["One cup 🥤", "Refill twice", "Bring jug", "Drink from tap"] }, { "q": "Take a penny jar:", "opts": ["Leave penny", "Take penny", "Take all", "Ignore"] }, { "q": "Ordering water:", "opts": ["Tap water 💧", "Bottled", "Sparkling", "Bring own"] }, { "q": "Splitting Uber:", "opts": ["I'll pay 🚕", "Split in app", "Venmo me $2", "Run out"] }, { "q": "Movie popcorn:", "opts": ["Large to share 🍿", "Small each", "Sneak snacks", "Eat theirs"] }, { "q": "Sharing bed:", "opts": ["Cuddle", "Half/Half", "Take 80%", "Kick them out"] }, { "q": "Charging for gas:", "opts": ["No need ⛽", "Long trips", "Short trips", "Start meter"] }, { "q": "Hosting party:", "opts": ["Full bar/food 🍹", "BYOB", "Chips only", "Charge entry"] }, { "q": "Giving advice:", "opts": ["Listen first", "Honest", "Bad advice", "Charge for it"] }, { "q": "Sharing sunscreen:", "opts": ["Here you go 🧴", "A little", "It's expensive", "Burn"] }, { "q": "Group gift:", "opts": ["Pay extra", "Equal share", "Sign name only", "Don't pay"] }, { "q": "Borrowing books:", "opts": ["Keep it 📚", "Return read", "Dog ear pages", "Sell it"] }, { "q": "Sharing headphones:", "opts": ["One ear each 🎧", "Take turns", "Gross", "No"] }, { "q": "Buying coffee:", "opts": ["I'm buying ☕", "Your turn", "Separate", "Forgot wallet"] }, { "q": "Helping stranger:", "opts": ["Stop to help", "Call help", "Watch", "Walk by"] }, { "q": "Giving directions:", "opts": ["Walk with them", "Explain well", "Point vaguely", "Wrong way"] }, { "q": "Sharing toothpaste:", "opts": ["Squeeze from bottom", "Okay", "Get own", "Hide it"] }, { "q": "Letting merge in traffic:", "opts": ["Wave them in 🚗", "Zipper merge", "Speed up", "Honk"] }, { "q": "Holding elevator:", "opts": ["Open door", "Wait", "Close door", "Press close fast"] }, { "q": "Sharing success:", "opts": ["Team effort", "Thank support", "I did it", "Mine"] }, { "q": "Lending clothes:", "opts": ["Wear it!", "Be careful", "Deposit required", "No"] }, { "q": "Giving credit:", "opts": ["Mention others", "Shared", "Took credit", "Stole idea"] }, { "q": "Sharing dessert:", "opts": ["Two forks 🍰", "One bite", "My cake", "Growl"] }, { "q": "Donating blood:", "opts": ["Regularly 🩸", "Once", "Scared", "Keep it"] }, { "q": "Helping tourist:", "opts": ["Take photo 📸", "Smile", "Ignore", "Photobomb"] }, { "q": "Sharing blanket:", "opts": ["Share warmth 🛋️", "Okay", "Hog it", "My blanket"] }, { "q": "Lending ladder:", "opts": ["Here you go 🪜", "Bring back", "Rent it", "No"] }, { "q": "Giving ride home:", "opts": ["No problem", "On the way", "Gas money", "Walk"] }, { "q": "Sharing gum:", "opts": ["Take piece", "Last one", "Half piece", "Empty pack"] }, { "q": "Office snacks:", "opts": ["Bring donuts 🍩", "Share", "Eat them", "Steal lunch"] }, { "q": "Borrowing tools:", "opts": ["Sure 🔧", "Be careful", "Sign out", "No"] }, { "q": "Parking ticket:", "opts": ["Warn others", "Pay it", "Rip it", "Put on other car"] }, { "q": "Buffet strategy:", "opts": ["Eat till full", "Take home", "Sneak bag", "Only expensive"] }, { "q": "Sample perfume:", "opts": ["One spray", "Two sprays", "Shower in it", "Steal bottle"] }, { "q": "Final verdict:", "opts": ["Santa 🎅", "Human", "Cheap", "Scrooge"] } ]

[ { "q": "Attractive stranger flirts with you:", "opts": ["Show ring/partner 💍", "Polite decline", "Flirt back", "Give fake number"] }, { "q": "Ex texts 'I miss you' at 2AM:", "opts": ["Block immediately 🚫", "Screenshot to partner", "Reply 'Who dis?'", "Go over to their place"] }, { "q": "Partner unlocks your phone:", "opts": ["No worries 🔓", "Nervous sweating", "Snatch it back", "Throw it in toilet"] }, { "q": "Work 'Bestie' of opposite sex:", "opts": ["Strictly professional 👔", "Friendly", "Flirty lunch", "Work Spouse"] }, { "q": "Celebrity Hall Pass:", "opts": ["None", "It's a joke", "I have a list", "Already planned"] }, { "q": "Deleting chat history:", "opts": ["Never 📜", "To save space (Liar)", "Before coming home", "Daily ritual"] }, { "q": "Going to a club alone:", "opts": ["Dance with friends 💃", "Video call partner", "Act single", "Take off ring"] }, { "q": "Partner gains weight:", "opts": ["Love them more 💕", "Gym together", "Lose interest", "Download Tinder"] }, { "q": "Dreaming about someone else:", "opts": ["Feel guilty 😴", "Tell partner", "Enjoyed it", "Try to resume dream"] }, { "q": "Drunk mistake:", "opts": ["Confess crying 😭", "Hide it", "It wasn't me", "Blame the alcohol"] }, { "q": "Following models on IG:", "opts": ["No need 🚫", "For fashion", "Only liking photos", "DMs are open"] }, { "q": "Relationship status on FB:", "opts": ["Married/Taken 💍", "Hidden", "It's Complicated", "Single"] }, { "q": "Partner is away for months:", "opts": ["Wait faithfully ⏳", "Buy a toy", "Open relationship?", "What partner?"] }, { "q": "Defining cheating:", "opts": ["Thoughts are cheating", "Kissing", "Sex only", "Nothing is cheating"] }, { "q": "Flirting for free drinks:", "opts": ["Never 🍹", "Harmless fun", "Always", "That's my job"] }, { "q": "Partner asks 'Who is he/she?':", "opts": ["Cousin (Truth) 🤥", "Friend", "Coworker", "Just a guy/girl"] }, { "q": "Snapchat streaks with others:", "opts": ["No snaps 👻", "Friends only", "Risky pics", "Fire emojis only"] }, { "q": "Keeping ex's hoodie:", "opts": ["Burned it 🔥", "Gave back", "Wear at home", "Sleep with it"] }, { "q": "Micro-cheating:", "opts": ["Is real cheating", "Grey area", "Not real", "I do it daily"] }, { "q": "Lunch with an Ex:", "opts": ["Hard No 🛑", "Ask partner first", "Secret lunch", "Date vibes"] }, { "q": "Eye contact with others:", "opts": ["Tunnel vision 👀", "Casual look", "Checking them out", "Undressing with eyes"] }, { "q": "Your DM requests:", "opts": ["Empty/Blocked 📨", "Fans", "Secret lovers", "Marketplace"] }, { "q": "If you wouldn't get caught:", "opts": ["Still Loyal 😇", "Maybe once", "Tempting", "Wildin' out"] }, { "q": "Partner is boring:", "opts": ["Spice it up 🌶️", "Talk about it", "Find fun elsewhere", "Ghost them"] }, { "q": "Sharing location:", "opts": ["Always on 📍", "When asked", "Battery died (Liar)", "Never"] }, { "q": "Saved nudes of exes:", "opts": ["Deleted long ago 🗑️", "Hidden folder", "Cloud backup", "Wallpapers"] }, { "q": "Comparison game:", "opts": ["Partner is best 🏆", "Grass is greener", "Looking for upgrade", "Settled"] }, { "q": "Tinder 'just for friends':", "opts": ["Delete app 📱", "Browsing", "Matching", "Meeting"] }, { "q": "Emotional affair:", "opts": ["Worse than physical", "Bad", "Not cheating", "I need attention"] }, { "q": "Complimenting others:", "opts": ["Polite only", "Flirty tone", "Touchy feely", "In front of partner"] }, { "q": "Partner's best friend:", "opts": ["Off limits 🚫", "Nice", "Cute", "Target acquired"] }, { "q": "Late night calls:", "opts": ["Emergency only 📞", "Wrong number", "Sneaky whisper", "Silence phone"] }, { "q": "Second phone:", "opts": ["Don't need one", "Work only", "Burner phone", "Batphone"] }, { "q": "Lying about whereabouts:", "opts": ["Never 🗺️", "Surprise party", "White lie", "Always"] }, { "q": "Guilt level:", "opts": ["High 😰", "Medium", "Low", "Sociopath"] }, { "q": "Revenge cheating:", "opts": ["Two wrongs don't make right", "Maybe", "An eye for an eye", "Absolutely"] }, { "q": "Checking other people out:", "opts": ["I'm blind 😎", "Sunglasses on", "Head turn", "Whistle"] }, { "q": "Roleplay in bed:", "opts": ["Doctor/Nurse 🩺", "Strangers", "Calling out wrong name", "Ex's name"] }, { "q": "Secret bank account:", "opts": ["Shared finances 💳", "Personal savings", "Escape fund", "Sugar baby money"] }, { "q": "Talking to strangers online:", "opts": ["Gaming only 🎮", "Forums", "Chat rooms", "Cam sites"] }, { "q": "Loyalty rating:", "opts": ["Dog (Hachiko) 🐕", "Penguin", "Cat", "Snake"] }, { "q": "Dating a friend's ex:", "opts": ["Bro code / Girl code 📜", "Ask friend", "Secretly", "Fair game"] }, { "q": "Backup partner (Plan B):", "opts": ["None", "Mom", "Best friend", "Lineup ready"] }, { "q": "Hiding ring at bar:", "opts": ["Never 💍", "Forgot to wear", "Tan line shows", "Pocket it"] }, { "q": "Changing passwords suddenly:", "opts": ["Security update 🔐", "Hacked", "Hiding something", "Panic"] }, { "q": "Do you belong to the streets?", "opts": ["I am a house cat 🏠", "Backyard", "Sidewalk", "Highway"] }, { "q": "Partner snoops on you:", "opts": ["Open book 📖", "Annoyed", "Fight", "Hide evidence"] }, { "q": "Receiving gifts from others:", "opts": ["Decline politely 🎁", "Tell partner", "Accept it", "Hide it"] }, { "q": "Ex asks for help:", "opts": ["Tell them no", "Ask partner", "Help them", "Secret meeting"] }, { "q": "Being hit on at gym:", "opts": ["Wear 'Taken' shirt 💪", "Ignore", "Chat", "Exchange numbers"] }, { "q": "Fake profile stalking:", "opts": ["No need", "Curious", "Obsessed", "Catfishing"] }, { "q": "Liking thirst traps:", "opts": ["Never", "Sometimes", "Always", "DMing them"] }, { "q": "Partner is sick:", "opts": ["Nurse mode 🩺", "Sympathy", "Annoyed", "Leave house"] }, { "q": "Staying friends with ex:", "opts": ["No way 🚫", "Cordial", "Best friends", "Benefits"] }, { "q": "Hiding purchases:", "opts": ["Shared budget", "Surprise", "My money", "Secret debt"] }, { "q": "Vacation without partner:", "opts": ["Miss them 🏖️", "Video call", "Party time", "What happens in Vegas"] }, { "q": "Drunken confession:", "opts": ["I love you ❤️", "Gibberish", "Complaining", "Wrong name"] }, { "q": "Hotel room service:", "opts": ["One key card 🔑", "Door locked", "Invite others", "Party room"] }, { "q": "Sharing food:", "opts": ["Feed partner 🍟", "Share", "Hide food", "Eat theirs"] }, { "q": "Crying over ex:", "opts": ["Moved on", "Rarely", "Secretly", "Daily"] }, { "q": "Phone face down:", "opts": ["Habit", "Protect screen", "Hide notifications", "Always"] }, { "q": "Airplane mode at home:", "opts": ["Never", "Sleep time", "Gaming", "Hiding"] }, { "q": "Texting in bathroom:", "opts": ["Memes 🚽", "News", "Chatting", "Sexting"] }, { "q": "Deleting search history:", "opts": ["Nothing to hide", "Embarrassing qs", "Porn", "Dating sites"] }, { "q": "Partner calls unexpectedly:", "opts": ["Answer happy 📞", "Answer", "Ignore", "Panic"] }, { "q": "Getting a ride home:", "opts": ["Call partner", "Uber", "Friend", "Attractive coworker"] }, { "q": "Wearing nice underwear:", "opts": ["For partner", "Comfort", "Confidence", "Date night (not partner)"] }, { "q": "Shaving legs/face:", "opts": ["Routine", "Special occasion", "Lazy", "For someone else"] }, { "q": "Smelling like perfume/cologne:", "opts": ["My own", "Department store", "Hugged grandma", "Explain later"] }, { "q": "Lipstick on collar:", "opts": ["Don't wear collars", "Mine", "Hugged aunt", "Oops"] }, { "q": "Working late:", "opts": ["Video call office", "Actually working", "Bar with friends", "Hotel"] }, { "q": "Business trip:", "opts": ["Miss home", "Work only", "Networking", "Tinder Passport"] }, { "q": "Gym buddy:", "opts": ["Same sex", "Partner", "Trainer", "Hot stranger"] }, { "q": "Partner's birthday:", "opts": ["Planned month ago", "Remembered", "Reminder", "Forgot"] }, { "q": "Anniversary:", "opts": ["Celebrate big", "Dinner", "Card", "Who?"] }, { "q": "Kissing style:", "opts": ["Passionate", "Routine", "Peck", "Dodge"] }, { "q": "Holding hands:", "opts": ["Always", "Sometimes", "Sweaty", "No"] }, { "q": "Cuddling:", "opts": ["Big spoon", "Little spoon", "Back to back", "Separate beds"] }, { "q": "Saying I love you:", "opts": ["Daily", "Often", "Rarely", "Never"] }, { "q": "Trust issues:", "opts": ["None", "Some", "Many", "Paranoid"] }, { "q": "Jealousy:", "opts": ["Cute level", "Healthy", "Toxic", "Possessive"] }, { "q": "Polygraph test:", "opts": ["Bring it on", "Nervous", "Sweating", "Fail"] }, { "q": "Streets calling:", "opts": ["I'm deaf", "Can't hear", "Whisper", "Loud & Clear"] }, { "q": "Final verdict:", "opts": ["Sheets (Loyal) 🛏️", "Pillow", "Doormat", "Streets"] } ]

[ { "q": "White lies frequency:", "opts": ["Rarely 😇", "Sometimes", "Daily", "I'm lying right now"] }, { "q": "Calling in sick when fine:", "opts": ["Mental health day 🤒", "Once a year", "Hungover", "Professional faker"] }, { "q": "I have read Terms & Conditions:", "opts": ["I actually read it 📜", "Skimmed it", "Biggest lie ever", "Scroll & Click"] }, { "q": "'I'm 5 minutes away':", "opts": ["Actually close 🚗", "Leaving house", "Just woke up", "Still in bed"] }, { "q": "Lying on resume:", "opts": ["Honest 📄", "Embellished", "Excel Expert (Lies)", "CEO of made up corp"] }, { "q": "Your poker face:", "opts": ["Stone cold 🗿", "Good", "Smirking", "Sweating"] }, { "q": "Complimenting ugly baby:", "opts": ["'So precious!' 👶", "'He looks healthy'", "Silence", "'Yikes'"] }, { "q": "Lying about age:", "opts": ["Proud of age 🎂", "On dating apps", "Forever 21", "I am immortal"] }, { "q": "Caught in a lie:", "opts": ["Confess 🤐", "Change topic", "Gaslight", "Double down"] }, { "q": "Do you like this gift?", "opts": ["Love it! (Hate it) 🎁", "It's... unique", "Do you have receipt?", "Trash it"] }, { "q": "'Let's hang out soon':", "opts": ["Mean it 📅", "Polite goodbye", "Hope we don't", "Ghosting starts"] }, { "q": "Weight on driver's license:", "opts": ["Accurate ⚖️", "From highschool", "Wishful thinking", "Lie"] }, { "q": "Returning borrowed items:", "opts": ["Always", "Forgot", "Stolen now", "What item?"] }, { "q": "Why were you late?", "opts": ["Traffic (Truth) 🚦", "Alarm broke", "Alien abduction", "Didn't want to come"] }, { "q": "Have you seen this movie?", "opts": ["No", "Pretend to know", "Nodding", "Lie to look cool"] }, { "q": "Laughing at joke you didn't hear:", "opts": ["Smile & Nod 😄", "Ask to repeat", "Fake laugh", "Stare"] }, { "q": "Body count (Partners):", "opts": ["Exact number", "Divide by 3", "Multiply by 3", "Virgin (Liar)"] }, { "q": "Social media life:", "opts": ["Real 📱", "Curated", "Fake happy", "Photoshop pro"] }, { "q": "Lying to parents:", "opts": ["Never", "To protect them", "About grades", "Secret life"] }, { "q": "Did you brush your teeth?", "opts": ["Minty fresh 🦷", "Yes (No)", "Chewed gum", "Morning breath"] }, { "q": "Cheating on diet:", "opts": ["Cheat day", "Just one bite", "Calories don't count", "Secret snacking"] }, { "q": "Did you wash your hands?", "opts": ["With soap 🧼", "Water splash", "Dry wipe", "Immune system boost"] }, { "q": "Do you know who called?", "opts": ["Unknown number", "Debt collector", "Ignored on purpose", "Pretend signal loss"] }, { "q": "'It wasn't me':", "opts": ["Shaggy defense 🎶", "It was the cat", "Deny till die", "It was me"] }, { "q": "Fake orgasm:", "opts": ["Never", "To end it", "Oscar performance", "Does crying count?"] }, { "q": "Lying to kids:", "opts": ["Santa exists 🎅", "Park is closed", "Vegetables are candy", "We'll see (No)"] }, { "q": "Salary questions:", "opts": ["Exact amount 💰", "Range", "Inflated", "Private"] }, { "q": "Did you fart?", "opts": ["No! 💨", "It was the chair", "The dog did it", "Proudly yes"] }, { "q": "Secret talent:", "opts": ["None", "Lying", "Crying on cue", "Manipulation"] }, { "q": "Online anonymity:", "opts": ["Real name", "Lurker", "Troll account", "Catfish"] }, { "q": "Lying to police:", "opts": ["Lawyer! 👮", "Honest", "Crying", "Fake name"] }, { "q": "Stealing food:", "opts": ["My label is on it", "Accidentally", "Midnight thief", "Confess"] }, { "q": "Breaking something:", "opts": ["Fix it 🔨", "Hide pieces", "Blame wind", "Run"] }, { "q": "Screen time report:", "opts": ["Healthy", "High", "Glitch", "Delete evidence"] }, { "q": "Are you listening?", "opts": ["Every word 👂", "Zoned out", "Thinking of dinner", "Huh?"] }, { "q": "Filter usage:", "opts": ["No filter #nofilter", "Color fix", "Face tune", "New face"] }, { "q": "Lying for a friend:", "opts": ["Ride or die 🤝", "Alibi provided", "Bad liar", "Snitch"] }, { "q": "Ignoring texts:", "opts": ["Busy", "Forgot", "Mental peace", "Power move"] }, { "q": "Cancel plans:", "opts": ["Sick 🤒", "Tired", "Excuses generator", "Ghost"] }, { "q": "Incognito mode:", "opts": ["Gift shopping 🎁", "Stupid questions", "Dark secrets", "Always on"] }, { "q": "Eye contact lying:", "opts": ["Avoid", "Stare down", "Blink fast", "Close eyes"] }, { "q": "Polygraph test:", "opts": ["Pass ✅", "Fail", "Sweat", "Explode machine"] }, { "q": "Self-deception:", "opts": ["I'll start Monday", "Just one drink", "I'm okay", "He loves me"] }, { "q": "Lying on this test:", "opts": ["No", "Maybe", "Yes", "Skip"] }, { "q": "Are you a liar?", "opts": ["Honest Abe 🎩", "Sometimes", "Pathological", "Trust me bro"] }, { "q": "Asking for ID:", "opts": ["Show it", "Forgot it", "It's fake", "Run"] }, { "q": "Did you study?", "opts": ["Yes 📚", "A little", "Opened book", "Praying"] }, { "q": "Have you flossed?", "opts": ["Daily 🦷", "Before dentist", "With popcorn", "Never"] }, { "q": "Phone battery died:", "opts": ["Truth 🪫", "Turned it off", "Ignored call", "Blocked you"] }, { "q": "Did you finish the report?", "opts": ["Sending now (Starting now) 💻", "Almost done", "Lost file", "What report?"] }, { "q": "How was your day?", "opts": ["Good", "Fine", "A movie", "Lie to avoid talk"] }, { "q": "Do I look fat?", "opts": ["No! 🚫", "Great", "Maybe", "Yes"] }, { "q": "Did you eat my leftovers?", "opts": ["No 🍝", "Maybe", "The dog did", "It was delicious"] }, { "q": "Why are you single?", "opts": ["Choice", "Focused on career", "Crazy exes", "No one wants me"] }, { "q": "Do you smoke?", "opts": ["Never 🚭", "Socially", "Quit yesterday", "Pack a day"] }, { "q": "How many drinks?", "opts": ["Two 🍻", "Few", "Lost count", "Sober"] }, { "q": "Did you vote?", "opts": ["Yes 🗳️", "Forgot", "Line too long", "Lie to fit in"] }, { "q": "Do you workout?", "opts": ["5 days a week 💪", "Sometimes", "Have membership", "Thought about it"] }, { "q": "Are you busy?", "opts": ["Very", "Kind of", "Free", "Depends who asks"] }, { "q": "Did you like the meal?", "opts": ["Delicious 🍽️", "Good", "Okay", "Gordon Ramsay anger"] }, { "q": "Have you read this book?", "opts": ["Cover to cover 📖", "Saw movie", "Read summary", "No"] }, { "q": "Do you know how to drive manual?", "opts": ["Pro 🏎️", "Learned once", "Stall city", "No"] }, { "q": "Height:", "opts": ["Exact 📏", "With shoes", "Rounded up", "NBA height"] }, { "q": "Wifi password:", "opts": ["Don't know", "Check router", "It's slow", "Mine"] }, { "q": "Did you see my text?", "opts": ["Just now", "Notification glitch", "Yes ignored", "New phone who dis"] }, { "q": "Are you listening to me?", "opts": ["Intently", "Uh huh", "Last word?", "No"] }, { "q": "Do you like my friends?", "opts": ["Love them", "They're okay", "Tolerate", "Hate them"] }, { "q": "Did you lock the door?", "opts": ["Yes 🔒", "Checking now", "Think so", "Hope so"] }, { "q": "Did you feed the dog?", "opts": ["Yes 🐶", "He looks hungry", "Checking bowl", "Forgot"] }, { "q": "Are you mad?", "opts": ["No 🙂", "Fine", "A little", "Furious"] }, { "q": "What's wrong?", "opts": ["Nothing", "Tired", "Hungry", "Everything"] }, { "q": "Do you have cash?", "opts": ["No", "Card only", "Hiding it", "Broke"] }, { "q": "Can you keep a secret?", "opts": ["Vault 🤐", "Depends", "Tell one person", "Twitter"] }, { "q": "Did you clean your room?", "opts": ["Spotless ✨", "Under bed stuffed", "Later", "No"] }, { "q": "Do you have gum?", "opts": ["Here", "Last piece", "Empty pack", "Lying"] }, { "q": "Did you take the trash out?", "opts": ["Doing it now", "Forgot", "Not my turn", "It's full"] }, { "q": "Do you like your job?", "opts": ["Dream job", "Pays bills", "It's okay", "Hate it"] }, { "q": "Are you happy?", "opts": ["Yes", "Content", "Surviving", "Fake smile"] }, { "q": "Do you floss?", "opts": ["Every day", "Sometimes", "Before dentist", "Never"] }, { "q": "Did you wash your hair?", "opts": ["Fresh", "Dry shampoo", "Hat day", "Grease"] }, { "q": "Do you snore?", "opts": ["Never", "Softly", "Like a bear", "I wake myself up"] }, { "q": "Did you shower?", "opts": ["Yes", "Morning", "Yesterday", "Cologne bath"] }, { "q": "Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?", "opts": ["Yes", "Talking stage", "Complicated", "No"] }, { "q": "Did you break it?", "opts": ["No", "It fell", "Was like that", "Yes"] }, { "q": "Do you like cats?", "opts": ["Love them", "Okay", "Allergic", "Hate them"] }, { "q": "Did you unplug the iron?", "opts": ["Yes", "Turning back", "Hope so", "House fire"] }, { "q": "Are you lost?", "opts": ["Taking shortcut", "Exploring", "GPS broke", "Yes"] }, { "q": "Final Nose Length:", "opts": ["Button nose", "Normal", "Long", "Pinocchio"] } ]

[ { "q": "Toast lands on floor:", "opts": ["Butter side UP 🍞", "Caught it (Ninja)", "Butter side down", "Stepped on it"] }, { "q": "USB insertion:", "opts": ["First try! 🔌", "Second try", "Third try", "Broke the port"] }, { "q": "Traffic lights:", "opts": ["Green wave 🟢", "Yellow risk", "Red light district", "Traffic jam"] }, { "q": "Phone battery:", "opts": ["100% 🔋", "50%", "10%", "Dies at 1%"] }, { "q": "Wearing white shirt:", "opts": ["Stay clean ✨", "Water splash", "Coffee stain", "Tomato sauce magnet"] }, { "q": "Washing the car:", "opts": ["Sunny for days ☀️", "Cloudy", "Bird poop", "Rain immediately"] }, { "q": "Queue at supermarket:", "opts": ["Fastest lane 🛒", "Normal", "Price check error", "Old lady with pennies"] }, { "q": "Umbrella situation:", "opts": ["Have it when raining ☔", "Forgot it", "Wind broke it", "Sun came out"] }, { "q": "Parking spots:", "opts": ["Front row 🚗", "Decent walk", "Roof level", "Got towed"] }, { "q": "Vending machine:", "opts": ["Two snacks! 🍫", "Got my snack", "Stuck", "Ate my money"] }, { "q": "Public toilet:", "opts": ["Clean & Paper 🧻", "Okay", "No paper", "Crime scene"] }, { "q": "Meeting your crush:", "opts": ["Looking hot 🔥", "Normal", "Bad hair day", "Pimple + Sweatpants"] }, { "q": "Internet speed:", "opts": ["Fiber optic 🚀", "Good", "Lagging", "Dial-up sounds"] }, { "q": "Ordering food:", "opts": ["Extra fries! 🍟", "Correct order", "Forgot sauce", "Hair in food"] }, { "q": "Lottery tickets:", "opts": ["Won $10 💵", "Free ticket", "Lost", "Lost the ticket"] }, { "q": "Black cat crosses path:", "opts": ["Pet the kitty 🐈‍⬛", "Bad luck?", "Change route", "Trip over cat"] }, { "q": "Walking under ladder:", "opts": ["Efficient path", "Go around", "Paint bucket falls", "Ladder falls"] }, { "q": "Finding money:", "opts": ["$20 bill! 🤑", "Quarter", "Penny tails up", "Lost my wallet"] }, { "q": "Stubbing toe:", "opts": ["Dodged it", "Light tap", "Ouch", "Broken"] }, { "q": "Online shopping:", "opts": ["Fits perfectly 👗", "Okay", "Wrong size", "Package stolen"] }, { "q": "Eyeliner/Makeup:", "opts": ["Perfect wings 👁️", "Sisters not twins", "Panda eyes", "Start over"] }, { "q": "Haircut result:", "opts": ["Model status 💇", "Decent", "Too short", "Wear hat for month"] }, { "q": "Phone screen drop:", "opts": ["Bounced (Case) 📱", "Face up safe", "Small crack", "Shattered"] }, { "q": "Avocado ripeness:", "opts": ["Perfect green 🥑", "Hard rock", "Mushy", "Rotten"] }, { "q": "Listening to music:", "opts": ["Shuffle plays favs 🎧", "Good mix", "Ads only", "Headphones broke"] }, { "q": "Social interaction:", "opts": ["Smooth 😎", "Awkward", "Did I say that?", "Wave to stranger"] }, { "q": "Popcorn kernel:", "opts": ["All popped 🍿", "Few duds", "Stuck in teeth", "Choked"] }, { "q": "Sending risky text:", "opts": ["Good reply 💬", "Left on read", "Wrong person", "Screenshot notification"] }, { "q": "Alarm clock:", "opts": ["Woke up fresh ⏰", "Snoozed once", "Late", "AM/PM mistake"] }, { "q": "Finding keys:", "opts": ["In pocket 🔑", "On table", "Searching...", "Locked inside"] }, { "q": "Running for bus:", "opts": ["Driver waited 🚌", "Made it", "Doors closed", "Splash puddle"] }, { "q": "Grocery bag:", "opts": ["Strong hold 🛍️", "Heavy", "Ripped handle", "Bottom fell out"] }, { "q": "Restaurant reservation:", "opts": ["Best table 🍽️", "Wait at bar", "Near toilet", "Lost booking"] }, { "q": "Exams/Tests:", "opts": ["Studied right topics 📚", "Guessed right", "Blank mind", "Wrong page"] }, { "q": "Sneezing:", "opts": ["Bless you", "Tissue ready", "Snot rocket", "While driving"] }, { "q": "Walking in new shoes:", "opts": ["Comfy 👟", "Okay", "Blister", "Heel broke"] }, { "q": "YouTube ads:", "opts": ["Skip in 5s ▶️", "15s ad", "Unskippable 30s", "Two unskippable"] }, { "q": "Pizza delivery:", "opts": ["Early & Hot 🍕", "On time", "Cold", "Dropped box"] }, { "q": "Stranger's dog:", "opts": ["Licks hand 🐕", "Ignores", "Barks", "Bites"] }, { "q": "Karma status:", "opts": ["Saint 😇", "Neutral", "Debt to universe", "Cursed"] }, { "q": "Fortune cookie:", "opts": ["Great news 🥠", "Vague", "No paper", "Bad omen"] }, { "q": "Battery die moment:", "opts": ["At home 🏠", "Have charger", "In Uber", "During emergency"] }, { "q": "Spider location:", "opts": ["Outside 🕷️", "Corner", "Ceiling", "Disappeared"] }, { "q": "Ice cream machine:", "opts": ["Working! 🍦", "Soft serve", "Melting", "Broken (McDonalds)"] }, { "q": "Lucky number:", "opts": ["7", "3", "13", "0"] }, { "q": "General feeling:", "opts": ["Blessed ✨", "Good", "Meh", "Doomed"] }, { "q": "First date:", "opts": ["Chemistry 🔥", "Okay", "Awkward", "Catfish"] }, { "q": "Rain:", "opts": ["Cozy inside 🌧️", "Have umbrella", "Got wet", "Mud splash"] }, { "q": "Gas prices:", "opts": ["Cheap today ⛽", "Normal", "High", "Empty tank"] }, { "q": "Favorite song:", "opts": ["Radio playing it 📻", "Playlist", "Cover band", "Never plays"] }, { "q": "Cracking egg:", "opts": ["Perfect 🍳", "Tiny shell", "Yolk broke", "Mess"] }, { "q": "Pencil sharpening:", "opts": ["Pointy ✏️", "Okay", "Lead broke", "Machine jammed"] }, { "q": "Printer:", "opts": ["Printed fast 🖨️", "Low ink", "Paper jam", "Offline"] }, { "q": "Video buffering:", "opts": ["HD smooth 📺", "Load once", "Laggy", "Stuck at 99%"] }, { "q": "Elevator:", "opts": ["Waiting for me", "Short wait", "Stops every floor", "Out of order"] }, { "q": "Movie ending:", "opts": ["Satisfying 🎬", "Okay", "Confusing", "Spoiler alert"] }, { "q": "Fruit sticker:", "opts": ["Peels off easy 🍎", "Sticky residue", "Tore skin", "Ate it"] }, { "q": "Sneeze feeling:", "opts": ["Satisfying sneeze 🤧", "Lost it", "Fake out", "Painful"] }, { "q": "Tangled wires:", "opts": ["Neat 🎧", "Easy fix", "Knot", "Gordian knot"] }, { "q": "Public WiFi:", "opts": ["Fast & Free 📶", "Slow", "Login required", "Unsafe"] }, { "q": "Shoelace:", "opts": ["Stayed tied 👟", "Loose", "Untied", "Tripped"] }, { "q": "Pen ink:", "opts": ["Smooth flow 🖊️", "Fading", "Shake it", "Dry"] }, { "q": "Cereal box:", "opts": ["Toy inside 🥣", "Fresh", "Dust", "Empty"] }, { "q": "Leftovers:", "opts": ["Tastes better 🥡", "Edible", "Soggy", "Mold"] }, { "q": "Online comment:", "opts": ["Likes & Love 👍", "Ignored", "Argument", "Troll"] }, { "q": "Trying clothes:", "opts": ["Fits perfect 👖", "Tight", "Loose", "Zipper stuck"] }, { "q": "Blind date:", "opts": ["Soulmate ❤️", "Friend", "Boring", "Run"] }, { "q": "Concert view:", "opts": ["Front row 🎸", "Good seat", "Tall guy ahead", "Pillar"] }, { "q": "Flight seat:", "opts": ["Window/Aisle ✈️", "Exit row", "Middle", "Near baby"] }, { "q": "Gift received:", "opts": ["Wanted it 🎁", "Nice", "Socks", "Regift"] }, { "q": "Petting dog:", "opts": ["Tail wag 🐕", "Sniff", "Ignore", "Bark"] }, { "q": "Opening jar:", "opts": ["First twist 🥫", "Towel needed", "Hot water", "Stuck forever"] }, { "q": "Pouring milk:", "opts": ["Clean pour 🥛", "Drip", "Splash", "Spilled"] }, { "q": "Selfie lighting:", "opts": ["Golden hour ☀️", "Good", "Shadows", "Dark"] }, { "q": "Autocorrect:", "opts": ["Saved me 📱", "Normal", "Funny typo", "Ruined text"] }, { "q": "Matching socks:", "opts": ["Pair found 🧦", "Similar", "Mismatched", "One missing"] }, { "q": "Shower temp:", "opts": ["Perfect 🚿", "Adjusting", "Cold/Hot", "Freezing"] }, { "q": "Banana peel:", "opts": ["Mario Kart miss 🍌", "Saw it", "Slipped", "Fell"] }, { "q": "Coin toss:", "opts": ["Called it 🪙", "Side", "Wrong", "Lost coin"] }, { "q": "Four leaf clover:", "opts": ["Found one 🍀", "Three leaf", "Bee sting", "Poison ivy"] }, { "q": "Shooting star:", "opts": ["Make a wish 🌠", "Saw it", "Plane", "Missed it"] }, { "q": "Zodiac sign:", "opts": ["Good horoscope 🔮", "Neutral", "Bad day", "Mercury Retrograde"] }, { "q": "Salt over shoulder:", "opts": ["Good luck 🧂", "Mess", "In eye", "Bad luck"] }, { "q": "Knock on wood:", "opts": ["Safe 🪵", "Table", "Head", "Fake wood"] }, { "q": "Crossed fingers:", "opts": ["Hopeful 🤞", "Cramp", "Lying", "Too late"] }, { "q": "Horseshoe:", "opts": ["Up (Luck in) 🧲", "Sideways", "Down (Luck out)", "Hit head"] }, { "q": "Wishbone:", "opts": ["Big half 🍗", "Small half", "Shattered", "Vegetarian"] }, { "q": "Broken mirror:", "opts": ["New decor 🪞", "Accident", "7 years bad luck", "Haunted"] }, { "q": "Final verdict:", "opts": ["Blessed ✨", "Lucky", "Unlucky", "Cursed"] } ]

[ { "q": "Morning mood:", "opts": ["Ready for War ⚔️", "Sunshine & Rainbows", "Don't talk to me", "Horny"] }, { "q": "Someone cuts you off in traffic:", "opts": ["Follow them home 🤬", "Honk aggressively", "Sigh", "Let it go"] }, { "q": "Crying at commercials:", "opts": ["Always (Dog food ads) 😭", "Sometimes", "Never", "I have no soul"] }, { "q": "Impulse buying:", "opts": ["Add to cart ALL 🛒", "Think about it", "Rarely", "I'm broke"] }, { "q": "Energy level at 2AM:", "opts": ["Zoomies 🐈", "Deep cleaning", "Sleeping", "Overthinking"] }, { "q": "Confrontation style:", "opts": ["Scream & Shout 🗣️", "Cry instantly", "Avoid", "Calm logic"] }, { "q": "Craving chocolate:", "opts": ["Give it or I kill 🍫", "Yes please", "No", "I prefer salt"] }, { "q": "Taking risks:", "opts": ["YOLO Jump! 🪂", "Calculated", "Scary", "Never"] }, { "q": "Competitiveness:", "opts": ["Win or Die 🏆", "Fun", "I let them win", "Don't care"] }, { "q": "Reaction to cute baby:", "opts": ["Ovaries exploding 👶", "Aww", "Ew, sticky", "Run away"] }, { "q": "Patience with slow WiFi:", "opts": ["Destroy router 🔨", "Refresh page", "Wait", "Read book"] }, { "q": "Libido check:", "opts": ["High voltage ⚡", "Normal", "Low battery", "Dead"] }, { "q": "Hangry (Hungry+Angry):", "opts": ["Monster mode 👹", "Irritable", "Just hungry", "I can fast"] }, { "q": "Listening to sad music:", "opts": ["Main character moment 🌧️", "Cry session", "Skip", "Hate it"] }, { "q": "Adrenaline junkie:", "opts": ["Skydiving daily ✈️", "Rollercoasters", "Walking fast", "Bed is safe"] }, { "q": "Empathy level:", "opts": ["Feel everyone's pain 💔", "Sympathetic", "Awkward", "Robot"] }, { "q": "Startled easily:", "opts": ["Jump to ceiling 😱", "Small flinch", "Stone face", "I scare them"] }, { "q": "Social battery drain:", "opts": ["After 10 mins 🔋", "2 hours", "All night", "Infinite"] }, { "q": "Panic cleaning:", "opts": ["Before guests arrive 🧹", "Stress relief", "Never", "Live in mess"] }, { "q": "Mood swings:", "opts": ["Rollercoaster 🎢", "Ocean tides", "Flat line", "Unpredictable"] }, { "q": "Texting speed:", "opts": ["Machine gun 🔥", "Fast", "Normal", "Grandma"] }, { "q": "Risk of fight:", "opts": ["Looking for one 🥊", "Self defense", "De-escalate", "Run"] }, { "q": "Falling in love:", "opts": ["Instantly 😍", "Slow burn", "Guarded", "Aromantic"] }, { "q": "Pain tolerance:", "opts": ["Viking", "High", "Low", "Baby"] }, { "q": "Workout motivation:", "opts": ["BEAST MODE 💪", "Summer body", "Health", "Pizza"] }, { "q": "Anxiety level:", "opts": ["Vibrating 📳", "High", "Manageable", "Zen"] }, { "q": "Decision making:", "opts": ["Coin flip 🪙", "Gut feeling", "Pro/Con list", "Ask mom"] }, { "q": "Jealousy:", "opts": ["FBI agent 🕵️", "Green eyed monster", "Healthy", "None"] }, { "q": "Laughter:", "opts": ["Uncontrollable 😂", "Loud", "Chuckle", "Silent"] }, { "q": "Public speaking:", "opts": ["Born ready 🎤", "Sweaty", "Voice crack", "Faint"] }, { "q": "Rejection sensitivity:", "opts": ["Devastating 📉", "Hurt", "Okay", "Whatever"] }, { "q": "Spontaneity:", "opts": ["Book flight now ✈️", "Dinner plans", "Weekend trip", "Schedule only"] }, { "q": "Aggression:", "opts": ["Punch wall 👊", "Yell", "Passive aggressive", "Peaceful"] }, { "q": "Crying happy tears:", "opts": ["Weddings/Movies 🥲", "Good news", "Rarely", "Never"] }, { "q": "Stress eating:", "opts": ["Entire fridge 🍕", "Sweets", "Lose appetite", "Normal"] }, { "q": "Protective instinct:", "opts": ["Mama Bear 🐻", "Defend friends", "Call police", "Hide"] }, { "q": "Need for validation:", "opts": ["Like my pic! 👍", "Compliments", "Internal", "Don't care"] }, { "q": "Dominance:", "opts": ["Alpha 🐺", "Beta", "Sigma", "Omega"] }, { "q": "Focus:", "opts": ["Hyperfocus 🎯", "Good", "Distracted", "Squirrel!"] }, { "q": "Sleep quality:", "opts": ["Coma 💤", "Dreaming", "Tossing", "Insomnia"] }, { "q": "Sensitivity to noise:", "opts": ["Sensory overload 🙉", "Annoyed", "Okay", "Deaf"] }, { "q": "Thrill seeking:", "opts": ["Dangerous ⚠️", "Fun", "Safe", "Boring"] }, { "q": "Hugging:", "opts": ["Bear hug 🤗", "Nice", "Side hug", "Don't touch"] }, { "q": "Complaining:", "opts": ["Professional 📢", "Venting", "Rarely", "Stoic"] }, { "q": "Flirting style:", "opts": ["Aggressive 😉", "Playful", "Awkward", "Unintentional"] }, { "q": "Primary Hormone:", "opts": ["Testosterone 💪", "Estrogen 🌸", "Adrenaline ⚡", "Cortisol (Stress)"] }, { "q": "Stubbornness:", "opts": ["Mule 🫏", "Firm", "Flexible", "Pushover"] }, { "q": "Sarcasm level:", "opts": ["Fluent 🙄", "Often", "Rarely", "Serious"] }, { "q": "Forgiveness:", "opts": ["Grudge holder 😠", "Eventually", "Quickly", "Saint"] }, { "q": "Party animal:", "opts": ["Last to leave 🎉", "Social", "Wallflower", "Homebody"] }, { "q": "Morning routine:", "opts": ["Chaos 🌪️", "Rushed", "Organized", "Meditation"] }, { "q": "Bad hair day:", "opts": ["Cancel plans 💇", "Hat", "Don't care", "Look good anyway"] }, { "q": "Losing keys:", "opts": ["Scream 🔑", "Panic search", "Retrace steps", "Have spare"] }, { "q": "Hearing gossip:", "opts": ["Tell me everything 👂", "Listen", "Ignore", "Walk away"] }, { "q": "Waiting in line:", "opts": ["Fuming 😤", "Annoyed", "Phone time", "Patient"] }, { "q": "Computer crash:", "opts": ["Keyboard smash ⌨️", "Yell", "Restart", "Accept fate"] }, { "q": "Food order wrong:", "opts": ["Send back angry 🍽️", "Polite correction", "Eat it sad", "Eat it happy"] }, { "q": "Movie ending bad:", "opts": ["Rant for hours 🎬", "Disappointed", "Meh", "Liked it"] }, { "q": "Getting lost:", "opts": ["Never admit it 🗺️", "Argue w/ GPS", "Ask help", "Enjoy drive"] }, { "q": "Spilled drink:", "opts": ["Swear loud 🤬", "Clean angry", "Oops", "Laugh"] }, { "q": "Mosquito buzz:", "opts": ["Hunt it down 🦟", "Slap air", "Hide under covers", "Ignore"] }, { "q": "Alarm clock:", "opts": ["Throw it ⏰", "Snooze x5", "Wake up", "Early riser"] }, { "q": "Phone battery dies:", "opts": ["Panic attack 🪫", "Frustrated", "Find charger", "Freedom"] }, { "q": "Rain on wedding:", "opts": ["Bridezilla ⛈️", "Crying", "Umbrellas", "Good luck"] }, { "q": "Step in puddle:", "opts": ["Day ruined 👟", "Wet sock anger", "Change socks", "It's water"] }, { "q": "Burnt toast:", "opts": ["Throw it 🍞", "Scrape it", "Eat it", "Make new"] }, { "q": "Slow walker ahead:", "opts": ["Overtake aggressive 🚶", "Sigh loud", "Walk slow", "Zen"] }, { "q": "Loud chewing:", "opts": ["Rage 🦷", "Stare", "Headphones", "Don't notice"] }, { "q": "Pen runs out:", "opts": ["Snap it 🖊️", "Scribble hard", "Find new", "Pencil"] }, { "q": "Zipper stuck:", "opts": ["Rip it 🤐", "Force it", "Fix gently", "Leave it"] }, { "q": "Tangled wires:", "opts": ["Yank them 🎧", "Frustrated", "Untangle", "Buy wireless"] }, { "q": "Stubbed toe:", "opts": ["Scream profanity 🦶", "Hop angry", "Ouch", "Breathe"] }, { "q": "Buffering video:", "opts": ["Refresh spam 📺", "Close tab", "Wait", "Read comments"] }, { "q": "Forgot password:", "opts": ["Hate technology 🔒", "Try 5 times", "Reset", "Write it down"] }, { "q": "Traffic jam:", "opts": ["Road rage 🚗", "Honk", "Podcast", "Relax"] }, { "q": "No toilet paper:", "opts": ["Scream for help 🧻", "Panic", "Search", "Improvise"] }, { "q": "Cold shower:", "opts": ["Shock scream 🚿", "Jump out", "Adjust", "Refreshing"] }, { "q": "Dog barking:", "opts": ["Shut up! 🐕", "Annoyed", "Check why", "Ignore"] }, { "q": "Neighbor noise:", "opts": ["Bang on wall 🔨", "Call police", "Earplugs", "Sleep"] }, { "q": "Breaking nail:", "opts": ["Crisis 💅", "Annoyed", "File it", "Don't care"] }, { "q": "Spilling coffee:", "opts": ["Outfit ruined! ☕", "Curse", "Clean", "Laugh"] }, { "q": "Losing game:", "opts": ["Throw controller 🎮", "Rage quit", "Play again", "Good game"] }, { "q": "Wet socks:", "opts": ["Worst feeling 🧦", "Change now", "Bear it", "Dry soon"] }, { "q": "Final verdict:", "opts": ["Raging 🔥", "Volatile", "Calm", "Zen Master"] } ]

[ { "q": "Sharing a bathroom:", "opts": ["No problem 🚽", "Schedule it", "Gross", "Divorce reason"] }, { "q": "Partner has debt:", "opts": ["We pay together 💰", "You pay yours", "Run away", "Fake death"] }, { "q": "In-laws visit for a week:", "opts": ["Welcome! 🏡", "Tolerable", "Hotel for them", "I move out"] }, { "q": "Kids:", "opts": ["Soccer team (5+) 👶", "Maybe 2", "Pets only", "Hell no"] }, { "q": "Cooking skills:", "opts": ["Gordon Ramsay 👨‍🍳", "Can survive", "Burnt toast", "UberEats Pro"] }, { "q": "Argument resolution:", "opts": ["Talk calmly 💬", "Makeup sex", "Silent treatment", "Call mom"] }, { "q": "Joint bank account:", "opts": ["Our money 💳", "Household only", "Separate", "Prenup"] }, { "q": "Partner snores:", "opts": ["Earplugs 🎧", "Separate rooms", "Elbow them", "Smother with pillow"] }, { "q": "Netflix cheating:", "opts": ["Unforgivable 📺", "Rewatch together", "Okay", "I do it too"] }, { "q": "Wedding size:", "opts": ["Royal Wedding 🏰", "Family & Friends", "Small", "Elopement"] }, { "q": "Cleaning habits:", "opts": ["OCD Clean 🧹", "Tidy", "Messy", "Hoarder"] }, { "q": "Toilet seat up/down:", "opts": ["War zone 🚽", "Reminder", "Don't care", "I pee in sink"] }, { "q": "Morning person vs Night owl:", "opts": ["Match perfectly ⏰", "Adjustable", "Struggle", "Separate lives"] }, { "q": "Holiday plans:", "opts": ["Alternate families 🎄", "Host everyone", "Travel alone", "Fight about it"] }, { "q": "Partner gains weight:", "opts": ["More to love 💕", "Gym together", "Mention it", "Disgusted"] }, { "q": "Past relationships:", "opts": ["Full disclosure 📂", "Don't ask/tell", "Keep secrets", "Lies"] }, { "q": "Jealousy level:", "opts": ["Zero trust 🕵️", "Healthy", "None", "Open marriage"] }, { "q": "Smartphone privacy:", "opts": ["Open book 📱", "Passcode shared", "Private", "FaceID only"] }, { "q": "Grocery shopping:", "opts": ["Fun date 🛒", "Chore", "Order online", "Argument aisle"] }, { "q": "Thermostat setting:", "opts": ["Arctic vs Sahara 🌡️", "Compromise", "Blanket war", "I control it"] }, { "q": "Pet peeves:", "opts": ["Chewing loud 🦷", "Mess", "Lateness", "Breathing"] }, { "q": "Apologizing:", "opts": ["I say sorry first 🙇", "If wrong", "Hard to do", "Never"] }, { "q": "Communication:", "opts": ["Telepathic 🧠", "Good", "Needs work", "Charades"] }, { "q": "Date nights:", "opts": ["Weekly mandatory 🍷", "Monthly", "Special occasions", "Couch"] }, { "q": "Handling stress:", "opts": ["Support each other 🤝", "Space needed", "Lash out", "Collapse"] }, { "q": "Religious views:", "opts": ["Aligned 🙏", "Respectful", "Debate", "Conflict"] }, { "q": "Political views:", "opts": ["Same party 🗳️", "Agree to disagree", "Avoid topic", "Civil War"] }, { "q": "PDA level:", "opts": ["Get a room 💋", "Hand holding", "Minimal", "None"] }, { "q": "Last name change:", "opts": ["Traditional 💍", "Hyphenated", "Keep own", "Create new"] }, { "q": "Buying a house:", "opts": ["Dream home 🏠", "Fixer upper", "Rent forever", "Van life"] }, { "q": "Career vs Family:", "opts": ["Balance ⚖️", "Career first", "Family first", "Retire early"] }, { "q": "Social life:", "opts": ["Couple friends 👯", "Separate friends", "Mix", "Hermits"] }, { "q": "Spending habits:", "opts": ["Saver vs Spender 💸", "Both Savers", "Both Spenders", "Bankruptcy"] }, { "q": "Driving skills:", "opts": ["Backseat driver 🚗", "Trust them", "Scared", "I drive always"] }, { "q": "Gaming addiction:", "opts": ["Player 2 🎮", "Tolerate", "Hate it", "Divorce"] }, { "q": "Fashion sense:", "opts": ["Makeover needed 👕", "Decent", "Stylish", "Embarrassing"] }, { "q": "Hygiene:", "opts": ["Shower daily 🚿", "Okay", "Questionable", "Stinky"] }, { "q": "Listening skills:", "opts": ["Active listener 👂", "Selective", "Nod & Smile", "Huh?"] }, { "q": "Travel style:", "opts": ["Planner vs Winger ✈️", "Relaxing", "Adventure", "Disaster"] }, { "q": "DIY projects:", "opts": ["Fix it Felix 🔨", "Call pro", "Ruin it", "Ignore break"] }, { "q": "Taking photos:", "opts": ["Instagram husband 📸", "Few pics", "Hate photos", "Selfies only"] }, { "q": "Gift giving:", "opts": ["Thoughtful 🎁", "Cash", "Forgot", "Bad gifts"] }, { "q": "Support system:", "opts": ["Rock 🪨", "Cheerleader", "Absent", "Burden"] }, { "q": "Sense of humor:", "opts": ["Laugh together 😂", "Different", "They aren't funny", "Serious"] }, { "q": "Are you ready?", "opts": ["Yes! 💒", "Cold feet", "Maybe", "Runaway Bride"] }, { "q": "Moving in together:", "opts": ["Excited 📦", "Nervous", "Need space", "Separate beds"] }, { "q": "Pets:", "opts": ["Zoo 🐶", "Dog/Cat", "Goldfish", "None"] }, { "q": "Division of chores:", "opts": ["50/50 🧹", "I do most", "They do most", "Hire maid"] }, { "q": "Weekend mornings:", "opts": ["Breakfast in bed 🥞", "Activities", "Sleep till noon", "Fight"] }, { "q": "TV remote control:", "opts": ["Share it 📺", "Take turns", "War", "I own it"] }, { "q": "Guest room:", "opts": ["For friends 🛏️", "Storage", "Office", "Mother-in-law suite"] }, { "q": "Borrowing clothes:", "opts": ["Cute 🥰", "Okay", "Ask first", "No"] }, { "q": "Sharing food:", "opts": ["Always 🍔", "Sometimes", "Only fries", "Joey doesn't share"] }, { "q": "Bad breath morning:", "opts": ["Kiss anyway 💋", "Turn away", "Mouthwash first", "Gas mask"] }, { "q": "Farting in front of each other:", "opts": ["Funny 💨", "Natural", "Accident only", "Never"] }, { "q": "Pooping with door open:", "opts": ["Comfort level 100 🚽", "Talking through door", "Door closed", "Locked"] }, { "q": "Sick partner:", "opts": ["Nurse mode 🩺", "Helpful", "Avoid germs", "Call their mom"] }, { "q": "Forgot anniversary:", "opts": ["Forgive & Forget 📅", "Make up for it", "Silent treatment", "Break up"] }, { "q": "Bad gift received:", "opts": ["Pretend to love 🎁", "Polite thanks", "Ask for receipt", "Laugh"] }, { "q": "Partner's friends:", "opts": ["My friends too 👯", "Okay", "Avoid them", "Hate them"] }, { "q": "Partner's exes:", "opts": ["Civil 👋", "Ignore", "Stalk online", "Enemies"] }, { "q": "Dream wedding:", "opts": ["Big party 🎉", "Beach", "Courthouse", "Vegas"] }, { "q": "Honeymoon:", "opts": ["Tropical 🏝️", "Adventure", "Staycation", "None"] }, { "q": "Retirement plans:", "opts": ["Travel world 🌍", "Relax", "Work forever", "Separate"] }, { "q": "Investment risk:", "opts": ["Safe 📉", "Balanced", "Crypto bro", "Gambling"] }, { "q": "Borrowing car:", "opts": ["Anytime 🚗", "Be careful", "Fill gas", "No"] }, { "q": "Furniture assembly:", "opts": ["Teamwork 🔧", "One directs", "Fight", "Return it"] }, { "q": "Spider removal:", "opts": ["I do it 🕷️", "They do it", "Call neighbor", "Burn house"] }, { "q": "Lost keys:", "opts": ["Help search 🔑", "Laugh", "Scold", "Not my problem"] }, { "q": "Late for event:", "opts": ["It's okay ⌚", "Rush", "Blame them", "Leave them"] }, { "q": "Wrong turn driving:", "opts": ["Adventure! 🗺️", "Recalculate", "Sigh loud", "Scream"] }, { "q": "Choosing movie:", "opts": ["Take turns 🎬", "Compromise", "Argue", "Watch separate"] }, { "q": "Blanket stealing:", "opts": ["Cuddle close 🛌", "Get second blanket", "Tug of war", "Cold"] }, { "q": "Cold feet at night:", "opts": ["Warm them on me 👣", "Wear socks", "Don't touch me", "Ice blocks"] }, { "q": "Shower singing:", "opts": ["Duet 🚿", "Enjoy show", "Close door", "Critique"] }, { "q": "Cooking disaster:", "opts": ["Order pizza 🍕", "Eat it anyway", "Laugh", "Cry"] }, { "q": "Unwanted advice:", "opts": ["Listen politly", "Discuss", "Ignore", "Fight"] }, { "q": "Comparing to others:", "opts": ["We are unique", "Healthy goals", "Sometimes", "Toxic"] }, { "q": "Trust with secrets:", "opts": ["Vault 🔒", "Bestie knows", "Slip up", "Twitter"] }, { "q": "Compliments frequency:", "opts": ["Daily 🥰", "Often", "Fish for them", "Rare"] }, { "q": "Saying 'I Love You':", "opts": ["All the time ❤️", "Daily", "Implied", "Never"] }, { "q": "Final verdict:", "opts": ["Put a ring on it 💍", "Wait", "Think twice", "Run"] } ]

[ { "q": "Starting a fire:", "opts": ["Two sticks & patience 🔥", "Lighter in pocket?", "Rub hands", "Freeze"] }, { "q": "Bear encounter:", "opts": ["Fight it! 🐻", "Play dead", "Run (Die)", "Selfie"] }, { "q": "Hunting weapon:", "opts": ["Spear/Bow 🏹", "Rock", "Sharp stick", "My charm"] }, { "q": "Eating bugs:", "opts": ["Protein is Protein 🐛", "If starving", "Vomit", "Never"] }, { "q": "Building shelter:", "opts": ["Log cabin 🏚️", "Cave", "Leaf pile", "Sleep in rain"] }, { "q": "Identifying plants:", "opts": ["Expert forager 🌿", "Trial & error", "Eat everything", "Eat nothing"] }, { "q": "Water source:", "opts": ["Filter/Boil 💧", "Drink from river", "Rain dance", "Drink pee (Bear Grylls)"] }, { "q": "Cold night:", "opts": ["Cuddle with wolves 🐺", "Build fire", "Shiver", "Die"] }, { "q": "Broken leg:", "opts": ["Splint it 🦴", "Walk it off", "Scream", "End game"] }, { "q": "No WiFi/Phone:", "opts": ["Peaceful 📵", "Bored", "Withdrawal", "Mental breakdown"] }, { "q": "Direction sense:", "opts": ["Human Compass 🧭", "Sun/Stars", "Lost", "Spin in circles"] }, { "q": "Mammoth hunting:", "opts": ["Teamwork 🦣", "Trap", "Solo", "I am vegan"] }, { "q": "Cave painting:", "opts": ["Artist 🎨", "Stick figures", "Graffiti", "Hand print"] }, { "q": "Tribe role:", "opts": ["Chief 👑", "Hunter", "Shaman", "Bait"] }, { "q": "Pain tolerance:", "opts": ["Caveman tough 💪", "High", "Average", "Crybaby"] }, { "q": "Sleeping on ground:", "opts": ["Comfy enough 🪨", "Back pain", "Need pillow", "Impossible"] }, { "q": "Predator nearby:", "opts": ["Camouflage 🦎", "Climb tree", "Run", "Sneeze"] }, { "q": "Food poisoning:", "opts": ["Iron stomach 🤢", "Vomit & recover", "Sick for days", "Death"] }, { "q": "Crossing river:", "opts": ["Swim 🏊", "Build raft", "Find bridge (Lol)", "Drown"] }, { "q": "Making clothes:", "opts": ["Animal skins 🧥", "Leaves", "Naked", "Freeze"] }, { "q": "Defense:", "opts": ["Club 🏏", "Rocks", "Sand in eyes", "Play dead"] }, { "q": "Hygiene:", "opts": ["River bath 🚿", "Rain", "Dirt layer", "Smelly"] }, { "q": "Dental care:", "opts": ["Chew stick 🦷", "Pull rotten ones", "Ignore pain", "Dentist?"] }, { "q": "Loneliness:", "opts": ["Make ball friend (Wilson) 🏐", "Talk to self", "Okay", "Crazy"] }, { "q": "Running speed:", "opts": ["Usain Bolt 🏃", "Fast", "Average", "Turtle"] }, { "q": "Climbing:", "opts": ["Monkey 🐒", "Okay", "Scared of heights", "Fall"] }, { "q": "Knot tying:", "opts": ["Sailor 🪢", "Basic", "Tangle", "No"] }, { "q": "Weather prediction:", "opts": ["Red sky at night ☁️", "Feel in bones", "Guess", "Wet = Rain"] }, { "q": "Patience:", "opts": ["Stalk prey for days 🐆", "Hours", "Minutes", "None"] }, { "q": "Tracking:", "opts": ["Read footprints 🐾", "Broken twigs", "Guess", "Blind"] }, { "q": "Swimming:", "opts": ["Olympic 🏊", "Doggy paddle", "Float", "Sink"] }, { "q": "Night vision:", "opts": ["Cat eyes 🐱", "Okay", "Blurry", "Blind"] }, { "q": "Signaling help:", "opts": ["Smoke signal 💨", "Fire", "Scream", "Wave"] }, { "q": "Dealing with wounds:", "opts": ["Mud/Leaves 🩹", "Lick it", "Ignore", "Infection"] }, { "q": "Gut feeling:", "opts": ["Survival instinct 🧠", "Usually right", "Wrong", "Paranoid"] }, { "q": "Carrying heavy load:", "opts": ["Ox 🐂", "Strong", "Weak", "Drop it"] }, { "q": "Tool making:", "opts": ["Flint knapping 🔨", "Sharp stick", "Rock bash", "Use hands"] }, { "q": "Fishing:", "opts": ["Hand catch 🐟", "Spear", "Trap", "Starve"] }, { "q": "Boredom:", "opts": ["Invent wheel 🎡", "Stare at fire", "Sleep", "Die of boredom"] }, { "q": "Tribe conflict:", "opts": ["Diplomacy 🤝", "War", "Run away", "Submit"] }, { "q": "Scavenging:", "opts": ["Vulture 🦅", "Find leftovers", "Steal", "No"] }, { "q": "Smell:", "opts": ["Smell danger 👃", "Good", "Bad", "Stuffy nose"] }, { "q": "Hearing:", "opts": ["Hear twig snap 👂", "Good", "Average", "Deaf"] }, { "q": "Will to live:", "opts": ["Survivor 🔥", "High", "Give up", "Eat me"] }, { "q": "Wolf attack:", "opts": ["Alpha stare 🐺", "Fire torch", "Climb", "Pet doggy"] }, { "q": "Snake bite:", "opts": ["Suck poison (Don't) 🐍", "Tourniquet", "Panic", "Die"] }, { "q": "Quicksand:", "opts": ["Lie flat", "Slow move", "Struggle", "Sink"] }, { "q": "Tornado:", "opts": ["Find ditch 🌪️", "Hold tree", "Run", "Fly"] }, { "q": "Lightning:", "opts": ["Stay low ⚡", "Under tree", "Run", "Metal armor"] }, { "q": "Volcano:", "opts": ["Run fast 🌋", "Build boat", "Watch", "Selfie"] }, { "q": "Tsunami:", "opts": ["High ground 🌊", "Climb tree", "Run inland", "Surf"] }, { "q": "Avalanche:", "opts": ["Swim snow ❄️", "Tree hug", "Run", "Scream"] }, { "q": "Forest fire:", "opts": ["Upwind/Water 🔥", "Run", "Dig hole", "Marshmallows"] }, { "q": "Lost in woods:", "opts": ["Stay put 🌲", "Follow water", "Wander", "Cry"] }, { "q": "Dehydration:", "opts": ["Find water 💧", "Conserve sweat", "Drink cactus", "Dust"] }, { "q": "Starvation:", "opts": ["Hunt/Fish 🎣", "Berries", "Bark", "Air"] }, { "q": "Hypothermia:", "opts": ["Share body heat 🥶", "Exercise", "Sleep", "Naked"] }, { "q": "Heatstroke:", "opts": ["Shade/Water ☀️", "Rest", "Keep walking", "Sunbathe"] }, { "q": "Insect swarm:", "opts": ["Mud cover 🐝", "Run", "Swat", "Open mouth"] }, { "q": "Leeches:", "opts": ["Burn/Salt 🩸", "Pull off", "Ignore", "Pet them"] }, { "q": "Poison ivy:", "opts": ["Wash fast 🌿", "Scratch", "Eat it", "Wipe"] }, { "q": "Shark attack:", "opts": ["Punch nose 🦈", "Eye gouge", "Swim fast", "Bait"] }, { "q": "Crocodile:", "opts": ["Zig zag run 🐊", "Climb", "Swim", "Smile"] }, { "q": "Hippo:", "opts": ["Run/Climb 🦛", "Swim", "Pet", "Feed"] }, { "q": "Lion:", "opts": ["Look big 🦁", "Back away", "Run", "Meow"] }, { "q": "Gorilla:", "opts": ["Look down 🦍", "Submit", "Chest beat", "Fight"] }, { "q": "Elephant:", "opts": ["Run downwind 🐘", "Noise", "Stand still", "Mouse"] }, { "q": "Rhino:", "opts": ["Climb/Hide 🦏", "Dodge", "Charge", "Horn"] }, { "q": "Scorpion:", "opts": ["Shake shoes 🦂", "Avoid", "Step on", "Touch"] }, { "q": "Spider web:", "opts": ["Karate chop 🕸️", "Scream", "Walk into", "Eat"] }, { "q": "Bat cave:", "opts": ["Quiet 🦇", "Light torch", "Scream", "Batman"] }, { "q": "Darkness:", "opts": ["Wait for dawn 🌑", "Feel way", "Run", "Sleep"] }, { "q": "Strange noise:", "opts": ["Alert 👂", "Check it", "Ignore", "Hello?"] }, { "q": "Building trap:", "opts": ["Pitfall 🕳️", "Snare", "Deadfall", "Sign"] }, { "q": "Preserving food:", "opts": ["Smoke/Dry 🍖", "Salt", "Bury", "Eat all"] }, { "q": "Making rope:", "opts": ["Plant fibers 🧶", "Hair", "Vines", "Shoelace"] }, { "q": "Navigation stars:", "opts": ["North Star ⭐", "Orion", "Moon", "Pretty"] }, { "q": "Bartering:", "opts": ["Trade skills 🤝", "Items", "Steal", "Beg"] }, { "q": "Leadership:", "opts": ["Earn respect 👑", "Force", "Follow", "Loner"] }, { "q": "Final verdict:", "opts": ["Apex Predator 🦖", "Survivor", "Scavenger", "Extinct"] } ]

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🚩 Red Flag Alert

Your back must hurt from carrying the entire conversation. Put the phone down.

", "

🤡 Clown License

You’ve been officially certified. Reason: Waiting for a text back for 6 hours.

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📉 Stock Market Update

Your dignity just crashed. Stop double texting immediately.

", "

🕵️ FBI Agent

You found their cousin's neighbor's dog in 5 minutes. Use these skills for a job, not a crush.

", "

📱 Screen Time Report

90% of your battery was used checking if they viewed your story. Seek help.

", "

🛑 Stop It

If they wanted to, they would. But they didn't. So they won't. Move on.

", "

🧠 Fun Fact

The brain overlooks the second 'the'. You overlooked the red flags. We are not the same.

", "

💔 Reality Check

He's not 'bad at texting'. He's just texting someone he actually likes.

", "

💅 Self-Care Tip

Block them. Clear skin, hydrated lips, and peace of mind guaranteed.

", "

🦖 Dino Fact

Dinosaurs went extinct because they didn't text back. Don't be a dinosaur.

", "

🛌 Sleep Hygiene

Stop imagining fake scenarios before bed. It's ruining your sleep schedule.

", "

🔭 Astronomy Fact

The universe is expanding, and so is the distance between you and a healthy relationship.

", "

🗑️ Recycling Tip

Don't recycle your Ex. Trash goes in the bin, not back in your heart.

", "

🃏 Magic Trick

Watch them disappear as soon as you mention 'commitment'. Tada!

", "

🎣 Fishing Fact

There are plenty of fish in the sea. But you keep catching old boots.

", "

🌵 Botany Fact

You are treating them like a flower, but they are a cactus. Stop hugging them, you're getting hurt.

", "

🚗 Driving Lesson

Stay in your lane. Their DMs are a highway, not a parking spot.

", "

👓 Eye Test

You need glasses. Because you clearly can't see the audacity of this person.

", "

🏋️ Gym Motivation

Running back to your toxic ex does NOT count as cardio.

", "

🍕 Pizza Wisdom

Even a bad pizza is better than your love life right now.

", "

📅 History Lesson

History repeats itself. That's why you're dating the same toxic person with a different face.

", "

💸 Financial Advice

Stop spending money on them. Save for a therapist instead.

", "

🌡️ Weather Forecast

Cloudy with a chance of ghosting. Bring an umbrella for your tears.

", "

🐕 Dog Fact

Your dog hates them. Trust your dog. The dog knows.

", "

🔋 Low Battery

Your social battery is drained because you spend it all on people who don't care.

", "

🚫 Error 404

Self-respect not found. Please reboot your system.

", "

🧊 Ice Cold

They aren't playing hard to get. They are playing hard to want.

", "

🎪 Circus Update

The circus called. They want their main attraction back (It's you).

", "

📚 Library Rule

Shhh! Silence is the best answer to a stupid text.

", "

🎮 Gamer Tip

Don't be an NPC in your own love life. Be the Main Character.

", "

🧼 Hygiene Tip

Wash your hands after dealing with toxic people.

", "

🚦 Traffic Light

It was a Red light, but you treated it like Green. Crash imminent.

", "

🧩 Puzzle Master

You're trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. It doesn't fit. Let it go.

", "

🍳 Cooking Tip

Don't let them treat you like a snack if you are the whole meal.

", "

📵 Notification

One new voicemail: 'You deserve better'.

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👻 Spooky Fact

Ghosts are real. You dated three of them last year.

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🚮 Trash Day

Is it Tuesday? Because it's time to take out the trash (Your Ex).

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🎭 Drama Club

You love the drama more than the person. Admit it.

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💡 Lightbulb Moment

You can't change people. They are not a DIY project.

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🚪 Door Policy

Don't let them keep one foot in the door. Slam it shut.

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📸 Photography Tip

Zoom out. Look at the bigger picture. They are barely in it.

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🧪 Chemistry Class

It's not 'chemistry', it's anxiety. Learn the difference.

", "

🎰 Gambling Addiction

Stop betting on 'potential'. Bet on reality.

", "

🧟 Zombie Apocalypse

If they wanted your brains, they'd starve. Use your head!

", "

🎨 Art Appreciation

Red flags are not art. Stop collecting them.

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🧳 Travel Advice

Pack your bags. We are going on a guilt trip... again.

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📞 Customer Service

Your subscription to 'Toxic Relationships' has been auto-renewed.

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🧘 Yoga Pose

Stop bending over backwards for someone who won't even stand up for you.

", "

🏆 Participation Award

Here is a trophy for 'Trying Too Hard'.

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🕸️ Spider Fact

You walked right into that web. Again.

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🍦 Ice Cream Fact

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Like ice cream. Just eat ice cream.

", "

🕰️ Time Travel

If you could go back in time, you'd probably make the same mistake. Sad.

", "

📺 Netflix Show

Your love life is a comedy for others, but a tragedy for you.

", "

🥪 Sandwich Logic

You are the bread holding this relationship together. They are just baloney.

", "

🤧 Allergy Season

You are allergic to healthy relationships. *Achoo*.

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🔑 Key to Success

Change the locks. Literally and metaphorically.

", "

🦄 Unicorn Myth

A perfect partner is like a unicorn. They don't exist. Lower your standards or raise them.

", "

📢 Announcement

Being 'Nice' is not a personality trait. Do better.

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💧 Hydration Check

Drink water. Your thirst for attention is dehydrating you.

", "

🚧 Construction Zone

Work on yourself, not on fixing them.

", "

🥊 Boxing Match

You are fighting for a relationship. They are fighting to get away.

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👑 Crown Adjustment

Pick your head up, your crown is slipping. Queen/King.

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🆘 SOS

Save Our Soul... from your terrible taste in partners.

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🚲 Bicycle Fact

A relationship is like a bike. If the tires (trust) are flat, you aren't going anywhere.

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🎤 Mic Drop

No response is a response. And it's a powerful one.

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🎲 Dice Roll

You rolled a 1. Critical Failure in love.

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🕯️ Candle Scent

This candle smells like 'Desperation' and 'Bad Decisions'.

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🛁 Bubble Bath

Soak away the stress of carrying this relationship.

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🐦 Bird Watching

That's not a lovebird. That's a vulture circling your dying dignity.

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📦 Package Delivery

Your package of 'Common Sense' has been lost in transit.

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🧩 Missing Piece

You aren't missing a piece. You are whole. They are just a sticker.

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🌋 Volcano Alert

You are dormant now, but you're about to erupt if they ask 'Wyd' one more time.

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🎸 Rock Star

Stop treating them like a celebrity. They are a fan.

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📝 Note to Self

I am enough. I am smart. I will not text him/her.

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🚽 Flush It

Some things belong in the sewer. Like your Ex's excuses.

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🧹 Spring Cleaning

Sweep them out of your life. Dust bunnies have more value.

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🌧️ Weather Update

It's raining men/women. Too bad most of them need therapy.

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🎢 Rollercoaster

Get off the ride. You are nauseous and broke.

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⚓ Anchor

They are not your anchor. They are dead weight sinking you.

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🏹 Cupid's Error

Cupid missed. He shot you in the foot instead.

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🎈 Balloon

Let it go. Holding on is just hurting your hand.

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🕶️ Shades On

Your future is so bright... once you block them.

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🔨 Hammer Time

Stop trying to fix someone who is broken by choice.

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🧬 DNA Test

Results are in: You are 100% That B*tch. Act like it.

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🏰 Fairy Tale

This isn't a fairy tale. The frog is just a frog. Stop kissing it.

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🧨 Dynamite

You are playing with fire. Boom.

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🏁 Finish Line

The race is over. You lost. Go home.

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🔮 Crystal Ball

I see a lot of cats in your future if you don't change.

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🧱 Brick Wall

Talking to them is like talking to a wall. But the wall listens better.

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🍼 Baby Steps

Step 1: Delete number. Step 2: Smile.

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🌵 Desert

Your DMs are drier than the Sahara. It's peaceful.

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📻 Radio Silence

Enjoy the silence. It's better than their lies.

", "

🧾 Receipt

Keep the receipts. You might need to expose them later.

", "

🧲 Magnet

Stop being a magnet for toxic waste.

", "

📉 Graph

Your standards are going down. Pull up! Pull up!

", "

🥪 Sandwich

You are a 'Cutie Pie'. Don't let them treat you like moldy bread.

", "

🦁 Lion Tamer

You can't tame a wild cheater. Let them roam free (far away).

", "

🛑 Stop Sign

This is your sign. Stop. Just stop.

" ]

[ "

🥔 Certified Potato

Congratulations! You have the IQ of a baked potato. At least you're delicious.

", "

🧠 Galaxy Brain

Your brain is so big it has its own gravitational pull. NASA is watching you.

", "

🐌 Slow Processor

Your brain is running on Windows 95. Please restart and try again.

", "

🧼 Smooth Brain

Your brain is so smooth, thoughts just slide right off. No wrinkles, no stress!

", "

💡 Dim Bulb

The lights are on, but nobody is home. Check the fuse box.

", "

🎓 Professor

You are smarter than 99% of avocados. Good job!

", "

🐢 Speed Limit

Your thought process is in a school zone. 20 mph max.

", "

🔋 Low Battery

Your brain is at 1%. Please connect to a charger (Coffee).

", "

🤯 Mind Blown

You got so many wrong, it's actually impressive. A new record!

", "

🐒 Monke

Reject humanity, return to monke. You are halfway there.

", "

🤖 AI Overlord

Are you a robot? Because you are too smart to be human.

", "

🍞 Toaster Intelligence

You have the processing power of a two-slot toaster.

", "

👽 Alien Life

Your logic is not from this planet. Are you from Mars?

", "

🧱 Brick Wall

Talking to you is educational... for the wall.

", "

🧩 Missing Piece

Your puzzle is missing a few pieces. Like, most of them.

", "

📉 IQ Drop

I lost brain cells grading this. Thanks.

", "

🌟 Participation Star

You tried. That's what matters. (Not really, but let's pretend).

", "

🔥 On Fire

Your brain is overheating. Cooling fan required.

", "

🧊 Frozen

Brain freeze? Or is it always this quiet up there?

", "

🌵 Cactus

Sharp... but a little prickly and confused.

", "

🌊 Ocean Deep

Your thoughts are deep. Deeply incorrect.

", "

🚀 Rocket Scientist

You are ready for space. Because there is no intelligent life down here.

", "

🐹 Hamster Wheel

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

", "

🎈 Balloon Head

Full of hot air and floating away from reality.

", "

🗑️ Recycling Bin

Your ideas are recycled trash. Try thinking fresh.

", "

🕵️ Sherlock

You solved the mystery! The mystery of how you survived this long.

", "

🍩 Donut

Sweet, round, and empty in the middle.

", "

🔮 Mystic

You predict wrong answers with 100% accuracy.

", "

🤡 Clown School

Top of the class at the University of Honk Honk.

", "

🎹 Piano Key

You are one note. And it's flat.

", "

🔭 Astronomer

You are spacing out. Come back to Earth.

", "

🥪 Sandwich

A few slices short of a loaf.

", "

🖍️ Crayon Eater

Please stop eating the crayons. They are for coloring.

", "

🚪 Door Knob

About as sharp as a door knob.

", "

🚦 Traffic Jam

Your neurons are stuck in gridlock. Beep beep!

", "

🛒 Shopping Cart

One wheel is wobbly and spinning in circles.

", "

📦 Empty Box

Fragile. Handle with care. Contents: Nothing.

", "

🥄 Teaspoon

Your emotional range is a teaspoon. Your IQ is a tablespoon.

", "

🦄 Unicorn

A brain like yours is mythical. It doesn't exist.

", "

🧟 Zombie Food

Zombies would ignore you. Not enough brains to eat.

", "

🦃 Turkey

Gobble gobble. You are cooked.

", "

💾 Floppy Disk

Obsolete technology. Upgrade needed.

", "

📺 Static

All we hear is white noise.

", "

🌪️ Chaos

Your mind is a tornado of wrong answers.

", "

🧽 Sponge

You absorb everything, but leak it all out.

", "

📌 Pinhead

Pointy, but small.

", "

🔨 Hammer

Everything looks like a nail when you are this blunt.

", "

🥑 Avocado

Soft, mushy, and expensive to maintain.

", "

🦠 Amoeba

Single-celled organism detected.

", "

🦕 Dinosaur

Your ideas are prehistoric.

", "

🎡 Ferris Wheel

Going round and round and getting nowhere.

", "

🛑 Stop Sign

Stop thinking. It's hurting you.

", "

🎢 Rollercoaster

Ups and downs, but mostly downs.

", "

🎪 Circus

You are the entire circus.

", "

🥜 Peanut

Small, salty, and causes allergic reactions.

", "

🌑 Black Hole

Information goes in, nothing comes out.

", "

🔦 Flashlight

Not very bright, are we?

", "

🧂 Salty

You are salty because you got a bad score.

", "

🚽 Toilet

Your logic is down the drain.

", "

🗑️ Dumpster Fire

It's a disaster, but it's warm.

", "

🛋️ Couch Potato

Your brain is sitting on the sofa eating chips.

", "

🎮 NPC

You are a Non-Playable Character with limited dialogue.

", "

🧪 Lab Rat

We are studying you for science. Fascinatingly dumb.

", "

🧮 Abacus

You are counting on your fingers, aren't you?

", "

📖 Closed Book

Hard to read, and probably blank inside.

", "

🎈 Helium

High pitched and light headed.

", "

🧱 Brick

Solid. Dense. Heavy. Dumb.

", "

🎭 Actor

You are pretending to be smart. It's not working.

", "

🎨 Abstract Art

Your logic makes no sense, but it's unique.

", "

🎺 Trumpet

Loud and wrong.

", "

🦗 Cricket

*Chirp Chirp*... That's the sound of your brain working.

", "

🕸️ Cobweb

Dusty and empty up there.

", "

🍼 Baby

Goo goo ga ga. Want a bottle?

", "

🧊 Ice Cube

Cool, but melting under pressure.

", "

🚧 Under Construction

Mind is still being built. Come back later.

", "

📡 No Signal

Searching for intelligence... Connection failed.

", "

🪁 Kite

High as a kite, without the drugs.

", "

📉 Crash

Your stock just plummeted.

", "

🕰️ Broken Clock

Right twice a day. Wrong the rest of the time.

", "

🥢 Chopsticks

Hard to use, and you dropped the ball.

", "

🥡 Takeout

Cheap, fast, and not good for you.

", "

🧻 Toilet Paper

Soft and disposable logic.

", "

🦠 Bacteria

Small culture, multiplying fast.

", "

🕳️ Void

Hello? Is anyone in there?

", "

🔮 Magic 8 Ball

'Outlook not so good'.

", "

🧨 Firecracker

Small bang, lots of smoke.

", "

🧩 Jigsaw

You are missing the corner pieces.

", "

🧼 Soap Opera

Dramatic and unrealistic.

", "

🍌 Banana

You are slipping up.

", "

🧸 Teddy Bear

Cute, fuzzy, and stuffed with fluff.

", "

🎈 Airhead

Floating in the clouds.

", "

🌋 Volcano

Dormant for centuries.

", "

🥪 Sandwich Artist

Stick to making lunch. Thinking is hard.

", "

🚦 Red Light

Stop. Just stop.

", "

🚧 Detour

Your train of thought derailed.

", "

🛸 UFO

Unidentified Foolish Object.

", "

🏹 Arrow

You missed the target completely.

", "

🗑️ Spam Folder

Your thoughts belong in junk mail.

", "

🏁 Last Place

And the winner is... not you.

", "

🔚 The End

That's it. Go read a book.

" ]

[ "

🦥 Professional Napper

Your spirit animal is a mattress. You have a PhD in resting your eyes.

", "

🦁 King of the Couch

You roar... but only when the WiFi goes down. Otherwise, you're a sleepy kitten.

", "

🐌 Speed Demon

You move at the speed of a dial-up internet connection. We are aging just watching you.

", "

🦝 Trash Panda

You stay up all night eating snacks and have dark circles. You are definitely a raccoon.

", "

🔋 Low Energy Mode

You are operating on 1% battery and a singular iced coffee. Seek a charger immediately.

", "

🐈 House Cat Vibes

You want attention, but you also want everyone to leave you alone. Pick a struggle.

", "

🐢 Social Turtle

You came out of your shell for 5 minutes, got overwhelmed, and went back in. Good effort.

", "

🦖 T-Rex Arms

You can't reach your potential... or the remote control. It's tragic, really.

", "

🐨 Koala Brain

smooth brain, no thoughts, just vibes and eucalyptus leaves (snacks).

", "

🐺 Lone Wolf

You say you're a 'Lone Wolf', but really you just have social anxiety and bad texting skills.

", "

🦉 Night Owl

Productive at 3 AM? No. You just scroll TikTok until the sun comes up. Go to sleep.

", "

🐖 Snack Predator

You hunt for food with the ferocity of a lion, but nap like a sloth immediately after.

", "

🦘 Kangaroo Court

You jump to conclusions faster than a kangaroo on an energy drink. Calm down.

", "

🦈 Shark Tank

You think you're a shark, but you're actually a goldfish in a plastic bag. Swim carefully.

", "

🦦 Otter Chaos

You are cute but destructive. You hold hands to sleep? No, you hold grudges.

", "

🦇 Vampire Bat

You hiss at sunlight and thrive in the darkness of your bedroom. Touch grass.

", "

🦚 Peacocking

We get it, you have an outfit. Stop strutting, you're blocking the aisle.

", "

🐒 Cheeky Monkey

Your chaotic energy is off the charts. Stop throwing metaphorical poop at people.

", "

🛌 Bed Rotting Champion

You haven't left your bed in 12 hours. At this point, you are part of the furniture.

", "

🦄 Unicorn Myth

You believe you're unique. Spoiler: You're just weird. But we accept you.

", "

🐍 Snake Alert

You aren't a lion or a sloth. You're a snake. Stop screenshotting chats, bestie.

", "

🐘 Elephant Memory

You remember that embarrassing thing you did in 2008. Let it go. Nobody cares.

", "

🐸 Kermit Sipping Tea

You love drama. You live for the tea. You are messy. We see you.

", "

🐙 Multi-Tasker

You try to do 8 things at once and fail at all of them. Focus on one tentacle at a time.

", "

🐹 Hamster Wheel

You're running fast but going nowhere. Get off the wheel and look at a map.

", "

🦀 Crab Mode

You are crabby. You pinch people who try to help you. Retreat to the ocean.

", "

🦃 Turkey Time

You aren't an eagle soaring high. You're a turkey waiting for Thanksgiving. Run.

", "

🐆 Cheetah Cheater

You finish your work fast, but the quality is questionable. Slow down, speed racer.

", "

🦒 Giraffe Neck

Stop sticking your neck into other people's business. look at the view from up there instead.

", "

🐡 Pufferfish

One minor inconvenience and you blow up. Deflate your ego, please.

", "

🦓 Zebra Stripes

You can't decide if you're black with white stripes or white with black stripes. Indecisive much?

", "

🐻 Hibernation Mode

It's July. Why are you hibernating? Wake up and smell the anxiety.

", "

🐝 Busy Bee

You pretend to be busy, but you're just buzzing around annoying everyone.

", "

🐗 Wild Boar

You enter a room and destroy the vibe immediately. Absolute chaos.

", "

🐛 Caterpillar Phase

You are waiting for your glow-up. Currently, you are just a hungry worm. Patience.

", "

🦋 Social Butterfly

You flutter from group to group because you can't commit to a conversation.

", "

🦎 Chameleon

You change your personality depending on who you're dating. Be yourself.

", "

🦐 Shrimp Posture

Sit up straight. Your spine looks like a shrimp. Your back will thank you.

", "

🦍 Gorilla Glue

You are clinging to your ex like Gorilla Glue. Let go. It's over.

", "

🐩 Poodle Problems

High maintenance, high anxiety, requires expensive grooming. You're a lot.

", "

🐀 City Rat

You thrive in the chaos of the city. You eat pizza off the floor (5 second rule).

", "

🦢 Swan Song

You look graceful on the surface, but underneath you are paddling furiously to survive.

", "

🦨 Skunk Funk

Something smells... oh, it's your attitude. Spray some positivity, please.

", "

🦗 Cricket Sound

You tell a joke and all we hear are crickets. Work on your material.

", "

🕸️ Spider Web

You spin a web of lies to get out of plans. Just say you don't want to go.

", "

🐜 Ant Army

You can carry 50x your weight in emotional baggage. Impressive, but heavy.

", "

🚵 Mountain Goat

You climb over people to get what you want. Ruthless.

", "

🦑 Squid Ink

When confronted, you disappear in a cloud of ink (ghosting). Cowardly behavior.

", "

🐮 Cow Grazing

You are just here to eat grass and vibe. Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy.

", "

🐪 Camel Hump

You carry water for people who wouldn't cross the street for you. Stop it.

", "

🐊 Crocodile Tears

Crying to get your way? We know they're fake tears. Nice try.

", "

🐂 Bull in China Shop

Delicate situations require finesse. You bring a sledgehammer.

", "

🐧 Penguin Waddle

You can't fly, but you look cute in a tuxedo. That's enough.

", "

🦕 Dinosaur Fossil

Your taste in music is prehistoric. Update your playlist.

", "

🐉 Dragon Hoard

You hoard screenshots and receipts like a dragon hoards gold. Scary.

", "

🧜‍♀️ Mermaid Fantasy

You want to be part of that world? Trust me, the ocean is better. Humans are trash.

", "

🧚‍♀️ Fairy Dust

You live in a fantasy world. Reality is knocking. Answer the door.

", "

🧟 Zombie Walk

Before coffee, you are the walking dead. Brains... need... caffeine.

", "

🧞 Genie in Bottle

You grant wishes, but only if they involve ordering food.

", "

👻 Ghost Mode

Now you see me, now you don't. You are the master of disappearing acts.

", "

👽 Alien Life

You don't belong on this planet. Your weirdness is out of this world.

", "

🤖 Robot Beep Boop

Do you have feelings? Or just algorithms? Show some emotion.

", "

🤡 Circus Lion

You aren't the king of the jungle; you're the main act at the clown show.

", "

🐣 Chicken Little

The sky is falling! Oh wait, no, it's just a minor inconvenience. Calm down.

", "

🦆 Sitting Duck

You make yourself an easy target for bad decisions. Move!

", "

🦅 Eagle Eye

You spot drama from a mile away. Use your vision for good, not gossip.

", "

🐡 Blowfish Defense

You push people away when you're scared. Hugs are not lethal, promise.

", "

🐝 Queen Bee

You think you run the hive. But really, the workers are tired of you.

", "

🕷️ Black Widow

You eat your partners for breakfast. Figuratively. We hope.

", "

🦂 Scorpion Sting

It's in your nature to be spicy. Warn people before you sting.

", "

🐞 Ladybug Luck

You rely entirely on luck because you have zero strategy. Good luck.

", "

🦗 Grasshopper Jump

You jump from hobby to hobby. Finish one painting before starting pottery.

", "

🦠 Bacteria Culture

You are toxic, but in a fascinating scientific way. Study yourself.

", "

🦴 Dog with Bone

You refuse to let things go. Drop it! Drop the argument!

", "

🐩 Groomed Poodle

Your hair looks better than your life. Priorities?

", "

🐈‍⬛ Black Cat Energy

You are bad luck to anyone who crosses you. We respect the power.

", "

🦔 Hedgehog Spike

Soft on the inside, prickly on the outside. Let someone in (carefully).

", "

🦃 Jive Turkey

Stop talking nonsense. Be direct. Gobble gobble.

", "

🕊️ Dove of Peace

You avoid conflict at all costs. Sometimes you need to fight back.

", "

🦜 Parrot Repeater

You don't have an original thought. You just repeat Twitter opinions. Squawk.

", "

🦢 Ugly Duckling

Still waiting for the swan phase? It's okay, ducks are cool too.

", "

🎣 Catfish

Your profile picture is from 2015. Update it. We know you aged.

", "

🎪 Ringmaster

Your life is a circus and you are trying to manage the monkeys. Good luck.

", "

🎠 Carousel Horse

You're going around in circles. Break the cycle. Jump off.

", "

🎢 Emotional Rollercoaster

Being your friend is exhausting. Ups, downs, and lots of screaming.

", "

🧸 Teddy Bear

You look tough, but you're actually soft stuffing. Cuddle material.

", "

🚦 Deer in Headlights

You freeze when asked 'What do you want for dinner?'. Decide!

", "

🧱 Wallflower

You blend into the wallpaper at parties. It's a skill, honestly.

", "

📺 Couch Potato

You have taken root. You are now 60% potato starch. Get up.

", "

🧨 Firecracker

Small but explosive. Handle with caution.

", "

🌪️ Tasmanian Devil

You are a whirlwind of chaos. Clean your room.

", "

🧼 Clean Freak Raccoon

You wash your hands, but your life is a mess. Ironic.

", "

🛁 Rubber Duck

You float through life with a painted smile. Are you okay?

", "

🧶 Kitten with Yarn

Easily distracted by shiny things. Focus! Look here!

", "

🥩 Raw Meat

The lions are circling. Toughen up or get eaten.

", "

📢 Howler Monkey

Why are you so loud? Use your inside voice.

", "

🌡️ Cold Blooded

Reptilian energy. You need a heat lamp and a hug.

", "

📉 Evolution Fail

Darwin would be confused by your survival strategies.

", "

💤 Snorlax

You block the path. A Poké Flute is required to wake you up.

", "

🕳️ Mole Hill

You make mountains out of molehills. It's just a text, relax.

" ]

[ "

🎬 Main Character Energy

You think the music swells when you walk into a room. It doesn't. You're just breathing loud.

", "

🤖 NPC Detected

You have 3 pre-recorded dialogue lines: 'Hello', 'Thanks', and 'It is what it is'. Update your software.

", "

🌟 The Chosen One

The plot armor is strong with this one. You survive situations you have no business surviving.

", "

🧱 Background Texture

You blend into the wall so well, someone tried to hang a painting on you.

", "

🧢 Default Skin

You've been wearing the same hoodie for 3 years. Did the developers forget to give you outfit options?

", "

🎭 Drama Queen

You turn a trip to the grocery store into a cinematic masterpiece. Relax, it's just milk.

", "

🚶 Pathfinding Error

You walk into rooms and forget why you're there. Classic NPC glitch.

", "

🎥 The Truman Show

You are convinced everyone is watching you. Spoiler: They are looking at their phones.

", "

📜 Side Quest

You are never on the main mission. You are constantly doing side quests like 'Find the perfect taco'.

", "

🧊 T-Pose

Your social skills are glitching. You are mentally T-posing in the corner of the party.

", "

🎧 Music Video

Staring out the bus window pretending you're in a sad music video? We see you. Cut the cameras.

", "

💤 Loading Screen

Your brain takes 5 business days to process a joke. Please upgrade your RAM.

", "

🦸 Villain Arc

One minor inconvenience happens and you decide to destroy the world. Calm down, Joker.

", "

🗣️ Generic Dialogue

You responded with 'Crazy weather, huh?' for the 5th time today. Be original.

", "

🤺 Protagonist Syndrome

You think the world revolves around you. It revolves around the sun. Sit down.

", "

📦 Loot Box

You are full of surprises. Mostly bad ones, like a common item nobody wants.

", "

👾 Glitch in the Matrix

You walked into a door. That wasn't an accident, that was a rendering error.

", "

🧟 Extra #47

In the movie of life, you are 'Man holding coffee in background'. Aim higher.

", "

🗡️ Final Boss

You are difficult to deal with, require strategy to defeat, and have a huge health bar (ego).

", "

🛌 Spawn Point

You spend 90% of your time in your bed (Spawn Point). Go explore the map!

", "

🏎️ Mario Kart

You think you're winning, but a Blue Shell (reality) is coming for you.

", "

🕶️ Mysterious Stranger

You sit in the corner of the tavern looking moody. It's not mysterious, it's just awkward.

", "

💾 Save Corrupted

You tried to improve your life but the save file got corrupted. Try again later.

", "

📢 Quest Giver

You don't do anything yourself. You just tell other people what to do. Bossy NPC.

", "

📺 Season Finale

You live for the drama. Your life is one constant cliffhanger.

", "

🧍 Idle Animation

You tap your foot and check your phone constantly. Cute idle animation.

", "

🧙‍♂️ The Mentor

You give great advice that you never follow yourself. 'Do as I say, not as I do'.

", "

🏃 Speedrunner

You try to rush through life tasks and end up crashing the game. Slow down.

", "

🌫️ Fog of War

You have no idea what your future holds. The map is completely blank.

", "

🎪 Circus DLC

You are part of the 'Clown Town' expansion pack. Honk honk.

", "

📉 Low Poly Count

You aren't rendering properly today. You look tired. Drink water.

", "

🛡️ Tank Class

You absorb emotional damage like a champ. But you have zero attack power.

", "

🔭 POV

You think you have a POV, but you're just watching someone else's stream.

", "

🎒 Inventory Full

You carry too much emotional baggage. You cannot run. Drop some items.

", "

🏹 Archer Class

You shoot your shot... and miss. Every single time.

", "

🃏 Jester

You are the comic relief character. Nobody takes you seriously, but you're fun.

", "

🛑 Invisible Wall

You keep trying to go places you aren't allowed (like your Ex's DMs).

", "

📜 Scripted Event

Your outbursts are so predictable they feel scripted by a lazy writer.

", "

🦗 Bug

You aren't a feature. You are a bug. The developers are working on a fix.

", "

👑 King/Queen

Absolute royalty vibes. But the kingdom is imaginary.

", "

🎮 AFK

Away From Keyboard. You are physically here, but mentally you checked out in 2019.

", "

🚑 Healer Needed

You are taking critical damage from your own bad decisions.

", "

🤳 Influencer NPC

You take photos of food nobody cares about. Standard bot behavior.

", "

📚 Lore Expert

You know everything about everyone (gossip), but have no story of your own.

", "

🧩 Missing Texture

Your personality is purple and black checkers. It hasn't loaded yet.

", "

🚦 Traffic AI

You follow the rules blindly. Live a little! Jaywalk (metaphorically).

", "

🪞 Character Creation

You spent 3 hours getting ready and you still look default. Reset.

", "

🚪 Loading Zone

You pause at doorways. What are you waiting for? The next level?

", "

🔦 Stealth Mode

You avoid social interaction like it's a stealth mission. Snake? Snake?!

", "

🆘 Escort Mission

Being your friend is like the worst video game level. You walk too slow and get in trouble.

", "

🎬 Coming of Age

You think you're in a montage where everything gets fixed. Work is required, bestie.

", "

🌧️ Pathetic Fallacy

It's raining because you're sad? No, it's just weather. You aren't that powerful.

", "

🗑️ Trash Mob

Easy to defeat. One mean comment and you crumble.

", "

💿 Disc 2

We are waiting for your character development. Please insert Disc 2.

", "

🔭 Sniper

You watch everyone's stories from a distance but never interact. Creepy.

", "

🪜 Ladder Goat

You are just doing random stuff that makes no sense. Glitchy behavior.

", "

🗯️ Speech Bubble

You have nothing important to say, but you keep talking.

", "

🔄 Respawn

You make the same mistake, die (inside), respawn, and do it again.

", "

🛑 Out of Bounds

You are crossing lines you shouldn't cross. Return to the play area.

", "

🧚 Fairy Godmother

You fix everyone's problems but your own life is a pumpkin.

", "

🧳 Merchant

You have wares if they have coin. You only appear when you need money.

", "

🧟‍♂️ Zombie AI

You follow the crowd blindly. Brains not found.

", "

🎯 Target Dummy

You stand there and let life hit you. Dodge, roll, do something!

", "

🪦 Game Over

You gave up too easily. Insert coin to continue.

", "

🤝 Co-op Mode

You can't do anything alone. You need a player 2 for basic tasks.

", "

🥔 Potato Server

Your brain is running on a potato. Lag is imminent.

", "

🏆 Achievement Unlocked

Achievement: 'Got out of bed'. Rare. 0.1% of players have this.

", "

🎹 Background Music

You set the vibe, but you are never the focus. Chill lofi beats personified.

", "

🧨 QTE Event

Quick Time Event! Press X to not say something stupid. ... You failed.

", "

🎥 Slow Mo

You move in slow motion when everyone else is rushing. Move it!

", "

📜 Credits Roll

The party is over. Go home. The credits are rolling.

", "

🕯️ Dungeon Master

You control the group chat. You hold the power. Use it wisely.

", "

🗡️ Glass Cannon

You dish out insults but can't take them. Shattered instantly.

", "

📡 Connection Lost

You zoned out. Reconnecting to reality...

", "

👥 Crowd Density

Set to 'High'. You love being lost in a crowd. Safe and anonymous.

", "

🤖 Beep Boop

Your emotional range is that of a toaster. Beep boop.

", "

🎭 Mask On

Which persona are we wearing today? The 'Cool Guy' or the 'Sad Boi'?

", "

🚧 Invisible Barrier

You stop walking for no reason. Are you hitting the edge of the map?

", "

🌌 Void

Staring into the void? The void is staring back and it's judging your outfit.

", "

💾 Autosave

Thank god for autosave, because you keep messing up.

", "

🕹️ Joy-Con Drift

You drift away from your goals constantly. Uncontrollable.

", "

📺 Commercial Break

You are the annoying ad that pops up in the middle of a good conversation.

", "

📼 VHS Tape

You are stuck in the past. Retro, but grainy and low quality.

", "

🖼️ 2D Sprite

You are two-dimensional. Get some depth, please.

", "

🏗️ Under Construction

Your personality is still being built. Expected completion: 2050.

", "

🎡 Ferris Wheel

You are fun but going nowhere. Just round and round.

", "

📦 Cardboard Box

Solid Snake hid in a box. You live in one (metaphorically).

", "

🔦 Flashlight

You aren't the sun, but you're helpful in the dark. Supportive NPC.

", "

🧩 Tetris Block

You are waiting for the perfect spot to fit in. Don't wait, make space.

", "

💥 Critical Hit

That insult hurt. It was super effective.

", "

🔮 Seer

You think you can predict the plot twists. You are always wrong.

", "

🛡️ Guard Duty

'Stop right there criminal scum!' You love enforcing rules nobody cares about.

", "

🐉 Dragonborn

You shout at people. Fus Ro Dah! Please use your inside voice.

", "

🕰️ Time Loop

Every day is the same. Wake up, work, sleep. Break the loop!

", "

🧼 Clean Slate

You have no history. No backstory. Just vibes.

", "

📜 Patch Notes

Update 2.0: Removed 'Hope'. Added 'Back Pain'.

", "

🛸 Abduction

Please take me. The aliens would return you after 5 minutes.

", "

🧂 Salty Gamer

You blame the controller (circumstances) for your lack of skill.

", "

🏁 Checkpoint

You reached a milestone! It's called 'Friday'.

" ]

[ "

🧻 1-Ply Toilet Paper

You tear under the slightest pressure. Totally useless in a crisis.

", "

⚔️ Weekend Warrior

You act tough on Saturdays, but cry on Sundays because Monday is coming.

", "

👶 Giant Baby

You need a juice box, a blankie, and a nap immediately. Grow up.

", "

🦁 Keyboard Warrior

Terrifying in the comments section, trembling in real life.

", "

🩹 Paper Cut Survivor

You called an ambulance for a hangnail. So brave. Much wow.

", "

🦵 Leg Day Skipper

You look top-heavy. A strong wind would knock you over.

", "

🌶️ Spice Tolerance

You think mayonnaise is spicy. Your tongue is made of tissue paper.

", "

👻 Scaredy Cat

You sleep with a night light because the pile of clothes looks like a demon.

", "

🧊 Ice Cube

You melt immediately when things get heated. Stay in the freezer.

", "

🦕 Dino Nugget

Soft, squishy, and shaped like a dinosaur. Not threatening at all.

", "

🕷️ Bug Hunter

A spider looked at you and you considered burning the house down. Pathetic.

", "

📞 Phone Phobia

Asking you to make a dentist appointment is considered torture. Weenie.

", "

🧱 Lego Stepper

You stepped on a Lego and saw God. A true warrior walks on them for fun.

", "

🍼 Weenie Hut Jr.

You belong in the Weenie Hut Jr. club from SpongeBob. VIP member.

", "

🏋️ Gym Selfie

You spent 5 minutes lifting and 55 minutes finding good lighting. Weak.

", "

🛑 Stubbed Toe

You stubbed your toe and was out of commission for 3 business days.

", "

🧼 Bubble Wrap

You need to be wrapped in bubble wrap to survive the outside world.

", "

🌧️ Gentle Breeze

It's slightly windy? Better stay inside, you might blow away.

", "

🧛 Vampire Diaries

You faint at the sight of blood. Even ketchup makes you dizzy.

", "

🎮 Rage Quitter

You lose one game and throw the controller. Emotional fragility detected.

", "

🥒 Pickle Jar

The jar lid won. You lost. The pickle remains trapped forever.

", "

🙅 Conflict Avoider

If the waiter brings the wrong food, you eat it in silence. Sad.

", "

🎢 Rollercoaster

You hold the safety bar so tight your knuckles turn white. Scream if you want to.

", "

🥶 Cold Shower

You tried a cold shower for 'discipline' and cried for 20 minutes.

", "

🐩 Chihuahua Energy

All bark, no bite. And a lot of trembling.

", "

🧸 Marshmallow

You are soft, sweet, and get destroyed by fire. Not warrior material.

", "

🗡️ Plastic Sword

You are armed with a weapon... made of foam. Intimidating.

", "

🥊 Shadow Boxer

You fight imaginary enemies in your room. And you still lose.

", "

🎬 Horror Movie

You watch horror movies through your fingers with the volume on mute.

", "

💊 Bitter Pill

You can't swallow pills without apple sauce. Are you 5?

", "

🌵 Cactus Hugger

You try to act tough/prickly, but you're just a plant.

", "

🥪 Crust Cutter

You still ask your mom to cut the crust off your sandwich. Exposed.

", "

🚦 Jaywalking

You wait for the walk signal even when the street is empty. Rule follower.

", "

🧟 Zombie Bait

In an apocalypse, you are the first one to go. Sorry, facts only.

", "

🤳 Tough Guy Filter

Take off the Instagram filter. Let's see the real, scared you.

", "

🥛 Lactose Intolerant

Your stomach is your biggest weakness. Defeated by cheese.

", "

🛡️ Glass Cannon

High attack, zero defense. One insult and you shatter.

", "

💤 Napper

Fighting sleep is the hardest battle you face. And you lose daily.

", "

🍝 Wet Noodle

You have the structural integrity of cooked spaghetti.

", "

🧢 Cap Detector

You say 'I'm built different'. The lie detector determined that was a lie.

", "

🔋 1% Battery

You panic when your phone dies. That is your version of survival mode.

", "

📦 Heavy Lifting

'Lift with your legs!' You lift with your back and complain for a week.

", "

🌦️ Umbrella User

A little rain won't melt you... wait, actually, it might.

", "

🥣 Cereal First

You pour milk before cereal. That's not tough, that's just psychopathic.

", "

🧗 Rock Climber

You climbed two steps up the ladder and got vertigo. Come down.

", "

🦞 Sunburn

You went outside for 10 minutes and came back looking like a lobster.

", "

📺 Netflix Binge

Your endurance is only tested by how many seasons you can watch in a day.

", "

🚗 Road Rage

You scream inside your car but smile when they look at you.

", "

🗑️ Trash Talker

You talk trash but can't back it up. Take yourself out.

", "

👗 T-Shirt Weather

It's 50 degrees and you're freezing. Put on a jacket, tough guy.

", "

🥄 Little Spoon

Admit it. You want to be held. You are the little spoon.

", "

🧼 Hand Sanitizer

You used hand sanitizer on a paper cut and saw the afterlife.

", "

🧦 Socks with Sandals

A fashion crime so bad it makes you weak by default.

", "

🎤 Karaoke King

You sing loudly to mask your insecurities. We hear you.

", "

🛒 Shopping Cart

You don't return the shopping cart. Moral weakness detected.

", "

🍟 Fry Thief

You steal fries because you're too scared to order your own. Coward.

", "

🤕 Man Flu

You get a sniffle and act like you're writing your last will and testament.

", "

🚪 Door Holder

You held the door for someone too far away and it got awkward. Weak boundaries.

", "

🃏 Poker Face

You have the worst poker face. We know you have a pair of 2s.

", "

🔧 DIY Disaster

You tried to fix a shelf and destroyed the wall. Call a professional.

", "

🥓 Bacon Grease

You cook bacon while wearing a hazmat suit to avoid the splash.

", "

🚶 Dark Alley

You walk faster when the street light flickers. Cardio?

", "

🦈 Shark Week

You watch Shark Week and decide never to swim in a pool again.

", "

🦷 Dentist Drill

The sound of the drill makes your soul leave your body.

", "

🎢 Height Limit

You are barely tall enough to ride the ride. Spiritually short.

", "

🍵 Tea Spiller

You love gossip because real confrontation scares you.

", "

🍩 Doughnut

Round, soft, and full of sugar. Zero warrior DNA found.

", "

🧨 Firework

You cover your ears during fireworks. Sensitive soul.

", "

🧤 Oven Mitts

You need oven mitts to take a warm plate out of the microwave.

", "

🚲 Training Wheels

Metaphorically, you are still riding with training wheels.

", "

🚦 Red Light

You stop at a yellow light. Hesitation is defeat.

", "

🐝 Bee Sting

You run from bees like they are attack helicopters.

", "

🧴 Moisturizer

Your hands are soft. Too soft. Have you ever held a shovel?

", "

🥋 Black Belt

You have a black belt in 'Running Away'. Very useful.

", "

🏕️ Glamping

You can't camp without WiFi and AC. Nature rejects you.

", "

🥞 Flapjack

You flip-flop on your decisions like a pancake.

", "

📢 Loud Noise

A balloon popped and you almost called the police.

", "

🎣 Fish Out of Water

You are flopping around trying to survive adulthood.

", "

🥦 Broccoli

You eat vegetables only when forced. Toddler palate.

", "

🔌 Unplugged

You feel unsafe when your phone isn't charging. Tethered.

", "

👖 Skinny Jeans

Your jeans are tighter than your grip on reality.

", "

🤧 Sneeze Guard

Someone sneezed and you held your breath for 3 minutes.

", "

🔨 Thor's Hammer

You are not worthy. You can't even lift the groceries in one trip.

", "

🪑 Musical Chairs

You lost at musical chairs and cried. You were 24.

", "

🧊 Brain Freeze

You drank the slushie too fast. Weakness: Cold beverages.

", "

🛑 Stop Sign

You apologize to inanimate objects when you bump into them.

", "

🩸 Paper Tiger

Looks dangerous on paper, folds under pressure.

", "

🥡 Takeout Box

You can't open the soy sauce packet without using your teeth.

", "

🧂 Salt Bae

You sprinkle drama everywhere but can't handle the heat.

", "

🏳️ White Flag

You surrender before the battle even starts.

", "

🛏️ Pillow Fort

Your defense strategy is building a pillow fort. Valid, but weak.

", "

🌬️ Drafty Window

You complain about the draft. Put on a sweater, grandpa.

", "

🧯 Fire Extinguisher

You are the opposite of fire. You extinguish the fun.

", "

📉 Stock Crash

Your toughness just crashed. Buy the dip?

", "

🪜 Step Stool

You need a step stool to reach the top shelf. Short king/queen struggle.

", "

😿 Sad Violin

Playing the world's smallest violin for your 'struggles'.

", "

🌪️ Hurricane

You claim to be a storm, but you're just a light drizzle.

", "

🥪 Sandwich Crust

You are the part of the bread everyone throws away.

", "

🧻 2-Ply

Slightly better than 1-ply, but still disposable.

", "

💀 Skeleton

You have no backbone. Literally or figuratively.

" ]

[ "

🎅 Santa's Favorite

You give gifts to people you met 5 minutes ago. Your love language is 'Bankruptcy'.

", "

🎩 Scrooge McDuck

You swim in your money while your friends starve. We get it, you're rich and lonely.

", "

🧾 Venmo Request

You requested $0.50 from your friend for a sip of water. Seek help.

", "

🎄 Christmas Spirit

You start playing Mariah Carey in July. Stop it. Get some help.

", "

🌑 Coal Collector

You've been naughty. Not in a fun way, just in a 'cheap and annoying' way.

", "

🎁 Re-Gifter

You gave your mom the same candle she gave you last year. The audacity.

", "

🐉 Dragon Hoard

You sit on your pile of gold and hiss at anyone who asks for a loan.

", "

🍪 Cookie Monster

You ate all the cookies for Santa. You have no self-control and zero regrets.

", "

🕯️ Bah Humbug

Your smile muscles have atrophied. Crack a smile, it's free!

", "

💳 Credit Card Debt

You are generous... with money you don't have. The bank is calling.

", "

📉 Coupon King

You held up the line for 20 minutes to save 5 cents. Time is money, friend.

", "

🧦 Socks Giver

You give socks for birthdays. You are the reason people have trust issues.

", "

🧮 Bill Splitter

You calculate the bill down to the decimal. 'You had two extra fries'. Relax.

", "

🥶 Cold Heart

Your heart is two sizes too small. Try cardio, Grinch.

", "

🦌 Rudolph

You guide the group to the best parties, and you pay for the Uber. A true hero.

", "

🍬 Candy Cane

Sweet, twisted, and gets sticky if you hold on too long.

", "

🧊 Ice Queen

You freeze people out instead of buying them a gift. Cold.

", "

🗑️ Garbage Day

Your attitude belongs in the bin. The Grinch is nicer than you.

", "

🎉 Party Pooper

You leave the party early to 'save energy'. Boring.

", "

💸 Make It Rain

You throw money at your problems. It works, but you're broke now.

", "

🦴 Dog with Bone

You don't share food. Not even a fry. Joey doesn't share food!

", "

🏚️ Haunted House

Your wallet is full of cobwebs. You haven't opened it in years.

", "

🛒 Impulse Buyer

You bought a kayak. You live in a desert. Santa approves of the chaos.

", "

🧂 Salty

You are bitter because someone else got a bigger present. Grow up.

", "

🚪 Door Mat

You are so nice people walk all over you. Stand up, Santa!

", "

🔌 Energy Vampire

You suck the joy out of the room to save on electricity.

", "

🍫 Golden Ticket

You are a rare find. Generous and kind. Are you real?

", "

🧱 Brick

You are as emotionally available as a brick wall. And just as cheap.

", "

🧼 Soap

You gave someone a bar of soap as a gift. Take the hint, they smell.

", "

📦 Amazon Prime

The delivery driver knows your name. You have a shopping addiction.

", "

🤐 Zipper Mouth

You never talk about money. Because you're hiding it all.

", "

🕰️ Time is Money

You charge friends for your time. 'Consultation Fee'. Toxic.

", "

🖼️ Masterpiece

You are a work of art. Expensive to maintain and just for show.

", "

🕳️ Black Hole

Money goes in, nothing comes out. Where does it go?!

", "

🎪 Clown School

You spent your rent money on magic beans. You are a clown.

", "

🆘 Help Wanted

You need a financial advisor. And a therapist. Mostly a therapist.

", "

🦄 Unicorn

A generous person with a bad temper. A rare breed.

", "

🌵 Cactus

Prickly on the outside, dry on the inside. No water (money) to spare.

", "

🥤 Empty Cup

You pour from an empty cup. Take care of yourself first, Santa.

", "

🧛 Count Dracula

You don't drink blood, you drain bank accounts.

", "

🎣 Bait and Switch

You promised a PS5, you gave a PS2. Cruel.

", "

🍽️ Leftover Thief

You take Tupperware to weddings. We saw you stealing the cake.

", "

🚽 Toilet Paper

You steal toilet paper from work to save money. We know.

", "

🛎️ Bell Boy

You carry everyone's baggage for free. Put it down.

", "

🕯️ Single Candle

You light one candle to heat your house. Extreme cheapskate.

", "

🥛 Spilled Milk

You cry over spending $5. It's just coffee, let it go.

", "

🦁 Lion Heart

Brave and generous. But you roar too much when you pay the bill.

", "

🐔 Chicken

You are too scared to check your bank balance. Ignorance is bliss.

", "

🚑 Ambulance Chaser

You ask for a discount at the hospital. 'Can I use a coupon?'.

", "

🥜 Peanuts

That's what you pay your friends. Peanuts.

", "

🔮 Crystal Ball

I see a lonely future with a lot of money and no friends.

", "

🌋 Volcano

You erupt when someone asks to borrow a pen. 'Get your own!'.

", "

🏝️ Private Island

You act like you own one, but you live in a basement.

", "

🐌 Snail Mail

You sent the birthday card 3 months late to save on postage.

", "

🎈 Balloon

Full of hot air and false promises. 'I'll pay you back'. Lies.

", "

👓 Read the Room

Nobody wants your financial advice. We want pizza.

", "

🚦 Red Light

You stop all fun activities because they cost money. Buzzkill.

", "

🧀 Cheesy

Your pickup lines are cheap, just like your dates.

", "

🎲 Gambler

You bet on everything except your own success.

", "

🧤 Mitten Hands

You can't reach your wallet because of your 'mittens'. Convenient.

", "

🪜 Ladder Climber

You use people to get to the top. Ruthless corporate energy.

", "

🔭 Telescope

You watch other people spend money. Window shopper.

", "

⚖️ Scales

You weigh the pros and cons of buying gum. Just buy it.

", "

🗿 Statue

You stand still when the check comes. Hoping we don't see you.

", "

🦠 Germaphobe

You don't touch cash because it's dirty. Also because you don't have any.

", "

🧨 Firecracker

You blow up your savings in one weekend. Boom.

", "

💊 Bitter Pill

Swallowing your pride and asking for help? Never.

", "

🦗 Cricket

Silence when it's your turn to buy a round.

", "

🍯 Honey Pot

You attract people with money, then trap them. Trap Queen/King.

", "

🌪️ Tornado

You leave a mess behind you, and you never pay for the cleanup.

", "

🚿 Cold Shower

You take cold showers to save hot water. Dedication to the grind.

", "

🛌 Mattress Stuffer

You hide cash under your mattress. Banks exist, grandpa.

", "

📡 5G Tower

You radiate 'Rich Energy' but have 'Poor Signal'.

", "

🖇️ Paperclip

You hold it all together with a paperclip and a prayer.

", "

🍳 Eggshell Walker

We have to walk on eggshells around you when discussing money.

", "

🚜 Bulldozer

You bulldoze over people's feelings to save a dollar.

", "

🧲 Magnet

You repel generosity. It bounces right off you.

", "

🩸 Blood Type

Your blood type is A-Negative. Negative bank balance.

", "

🗝️ Key Keeper

You hold the key to the safe and swallowed it.

", "

🕸️ Spider Web

You catch flies (discounts) but scare away the butterflies (fun).

", "

🗓️ Calendar Watcher

Counting the days until payday. We've all been there.

", "

🍋 Lemonade Stand

You have the business mindset of a 5-year-old.

", "

🧃 Juice Box

You bring your own drink to the bar. Tacky.

", "

🧩 Missing Piece

The missing piece is your wallet. It's never there.

", "

🎤 Mic Drop

You paid the bill and left. Boss move. Santa energy.

", "

🎹 Piano Man

Sing us a song, you're the cheap man. Sing us a song tonight.

", "

💼 Briefcase

Full of important papers? No, just coupons.

", "

👞 Shoestring Budget

You are living on a shoestring. And the string is breaking.

", "

🌩️ Dark Cloud

You rain on everyone's parade. 'That's too expensive'. Stop.

", "

🥓 Bacon Saver

You save the bacon grease. Okay, that's actually smart.

", "

🔦 Flashlight

Shining a light on your questionable spending habits.

", "

🚲 Training Wheels

You need help managing your allowance. Adulting is hard.

", "

🧼 Clean Getaway

You vanished before the waiter arrived. Houdini.

", "

📉 Market Crash

Your stock is plummeting. Be nicer.

", "

🏰 Castle

You live in a castle of isolation. Lower the drawbridge, let people in.

", "

🧟 Zombie

Brainless spending. Buying things you don't need.

", "

🥊 Boxer

You fight for every penny. Relax, it's just a tip.

", "

🚧 Roadblock

You are the obstacle to everyone's good time.

", "

🛑 Stop Sign

Stop being cheap. It's not a personality trait.

" ]

[ "

🚧 Public Property

You belong to the streets. The pavement knows your name better than your parents do.

", "

💍 Wifey Material

You are baking bread and planning a wedding for a guy you met yesterday. Slow down.

", "

📱 Do Not Disturb

Your phone is always face down. Who are you hiding? The CIA? Or your 3 other partners?

", "

📉 Loyalty 404

Loyalty not found. You change partners faster than you change your socks.

", "

🧸 Teddy Bear

You just want to cuddle. You are safe, cozy, and slightly boring. We love that for you.

", "

🧢 The Capper

You say 'I love you' like you're ordering a pizza. Zero emotion, just hunger.

", "

🚩 Red Flag Factory

You aren't just a red flag; you are the entire manufacturer. Distribution center level.

", "

🚮 Community Service

Dating you is an act of charity. You are for the community, by the community.

", "

🔒 Lock Down

You are so loyal it's scary. Blink twice if you need help.

", "

👻 The Phantom

You ghost people for fun. Your superpower is invisibility when commitment calls.

", "

📋 The Roster

You manage your dating life like a fantasy football team. Who is starting this week?

", "

🧼 Clean Sheet

You have never cheated. You are a unicorn. A very lonely unicorn.

", "

🚇 Public Transport

Everyone gets a ride. The fare is cheap. The experience is bumpy.

", "

🕵️ FBI Agent

You found out his ex's blood type in 5 minutes. Use these skills for good, not stalking.

", "

🤡 Clown License

You believed him when he said 'She's just a friend'. Honk Honk.

", "

📸 Snapchat Score

Your score is 1 million. You are talking to the entire population of Earth.

", "

💤 Pillow Princess

You bring nothing to the table but audacity and a cute smile.

", "

🎣 Catch and Release

You reel them in, take a pic, and throw them back. Cruel sport.

", "

🚪 Revolving Door

Your heart has a revolving door. People come and go so fast they get dizzy.

", "

🩸 Ride or Die

You will die for them? Bestie, they won't even reply to your text. Stand up.

", "

🎲 The Gambler

You bet on 'Potential'. You lost. The house always wins.

", "

🧘 Yoga Master

You bend over backwards for people who treat you like a side option.

", "

🌪️ Chaos Agent

You ruin healthy relationships because you are bored. Seek therapy.

", "

🧱 Brick Wall

Talking to you about feelings is like talking to a wall. Emotional damage.

", "

🗓️ Talking Stage

You have been in the 'talking stage' for 3 years. That's a marriage in ghost years.

", "

🧛 Energy Vampire

You suck the life out of your partners. And then you blame them.

", "

🧼 Brainwashed

You defend their toxic behavior. 'He didn't mean to cheat'. Yes he did.

", "

🏆 Participation Trophy

You tried to be a player, but you caught feelings. You failed.

", "

🌵 Thirsty

Your DMs are a desert, but you act like you're drowning in options.

", "

📡 5G Signal

You connect with everyone. Weak security. Easy to hack.

", "

🦁 Lion Tamer

You think you can change them. You can't. They will bite you.

", "

🧊 Ice Cold

You broke up via text. On their birthday. Savage.

", "

🎁 Gift Wrapper

You are the total package, but you keep getting delivered to the wrong address.

", "

🐕 Golden Retriever

Loyal, happy, easily distracted. You just want a head scratch.

", "

🐍 Snake Pit

Your friend group is full of snakes. And you are the Viper.

", "

💿 Broken Record

You complain about the same toxic ex every day. Change the song.

", "

🔭 Astronomer

You need space? Go to NASA. Stop using it as an excuse.

", "

🧳 Baggage Handler

You carry so much emotional baggage you need to pay extra fees.

", "

🎮 Player 1

You treat dating like a video game. High score, low morals.

", "

🚦 Traffic Light

You give mixed signals. Green, Red, Green. We crashed.

", "

🧾 Receipt Keeper

You screenshot everything. You are building a legal case, not a relationship.

", "

🏚️ Fixer Upper

You only date people who are broken so you can 'fix' them. You are not Bob the Builder.

", "

🍼 Babysitter

You are dating a child in an adult's body. Good luck with potty training.

", "

🛑 Stop Sign

You ignore every red flag because 'they are cute'. You are colorblind.

", "

🎭 Actor

You pretend to care. And the Oscar goes to... You!

", "

🔓 Open Book

You tell your trauma to the taxi driver. Oversharing is your hobby.

", "

🔥 Gaslighter

'I never said that'. Yes you did, we have it on video.

", "

🧺 Laundry Day

You air your dirty laundry on social media. Keep it private.

", "

📺 Reality TV

Your love life is messy, dramatic, and entertaining. We are watching.

", "

🏎️ Fast Lane

You move too fast. 'I love you' on the first date? Speed ticket issued.

", "

🦉 Night Owl

You only text after 11 PM. We know what that means. Booty call.

", "

🛌 Duvet Hog

You take all the blankets and all the love. Greedy.

", "

🗝️ Key to the City

You gave everyone a key to your heart. Change the locks.

", "

💸 Sugar Baby

You are here for the wallet, not the heart. Secure the bag.

", "

🦠 Viral Infection

You spread drama like a virus. Stay home.

", "

🧴 Lotion

You are soft. You cry during commercials. Certified Lover Boy/Girl.

", "

📵 No Signal

When things get serious, you lose connection. Coward.

", "

🥪 Sandwich

You are caught between two lovers. You are the baloney.

", "

🎰 Slot Machine

You are unpredictable. Sometimes a jackpot, mostly a loss.

", "

🕸️ Spider Web

You trap people in a web of lies. It's sticky and gross.

", "

🔨 Tool

You are being used. And you are useful. Like a hammer.

", "

🧩 Puzzle

You are hard to figure out and honestly, we are missing pieces.

", "

🚮 Trash Day

Your ex was trash. Why are you digging in the dumpster to get them back?

", "

🐝 Bumble Bee

You float from flower to flower. Pollinating the whole city.

", "

🏰 Fairytale

You are waiting for a Prince/Princess. They are stuck in traffic.

", "

🎧 Spotify Playlist

Your playlist is just sad songs about being cheated on. Move on.

", "

🕶️ Shades On

You wear sunglasses inside to hide your lying eyes.

", "

🚶 Walk of Shame

You do the walk of shame so often it's a strut of pride now.

", "

🕰️ Time Waster

You waste people's prime years. Refund their time!

", "

🕯️ Candle

You burn bright and burn out fast. Short fling energy.

", "

🪞 Mirror

You only love yourself. You date people who look like you.

", "

🚿 Cold Shower

You need one. Your thirst level is embarrassing.

", "

🛒 Shopping Cart

You leave people when you find something better in the next aisle.

", "

🌮 Taco Tuesday

You are fun for a night, but not for a lifetime. Messy.

", "

💊 Chill Pill

You are too intense. Take a chill pill. Relax.

", "

🎒 Backpack

You are clinging to them like a backpack. Let them breathe.

", "

📉 Stock Market

Your relationship value is crashing. Sell! Sell!

", "

🧨 Dynamite

You destroy every relationship right before it gets good. Self-sabotage.

", "

🛁 Bath Water

You are lukewarm. Neither hot nor cold. Just... meh.

", "

🦊 Sly Fox

You are sneaky. You have a second phone, don't you?

", "

🌩️ Storm Cloud

You bring drama wherever you go. Rainy days ahead.

", "

🍳 Egg

You crack under pressure. Commitment scares you.

", "

🧵 Stringing Along

You keep 5 people on a string just in case. Puppeteer.

", "

🧼 Soap Opera

Your life is 'The Young and the Restless'. Mostly restless.

", "

📫 Mailbox

You are open to receiving offers from anyone. Junk mail included.

", "

🦖 Dinosaur

Your dating tactics are prehistoric. Update your game.

", "

⚓ Anchor

You hold your partner down. In a bad way. Sinking ship.

", "

🎈 Helium Balloon

You are full of gas and easy to let go of.

", "

🔭 Telescope

You look for love in far away places but ignore the person next to you.

", "

🥪 Leftovers

You go back to your ex because it's easy. Microwave love.

", "

🚪 Doormat

Welcome! Please wipe your feet on my heart. Pathetic.

", "

🧂 Salt Bae

You sprinkle lies on everything to make it taste better.

", "

🍾 Champagne

You are expensive and give people a headache the next day.

", "

🌋 Volcano

You suppress your feelings until you explode. messy.

", "

🧻 Toilet Paper

You are disposable to them. Know your worth.

", "

🔁 Recycle Bin

You date your friend's exes. Recycling is good for the planet, bad for friendship.

", "

🛌 King Size Bed

Plenty of room for... just you. You are sleeping alone tonight.

", "

🏙️ City Lights

You are for the streets. The bright, busy, crowded streets.

", "

🏡 Home Sweet Home

You belong in the sheets. Loyal, cozy, and off the market.

" ]

[ "

🤥 Woodpecker's Dream

Your nose is made of high-quality oak. Woodpeckers are flocking to your face.

", "

🔥 Pants on Fire

Can you smell smoke? It's your pants. Because you are a liar, liar.

", "

🧢 CEO of Cap

You don't just tell lies, you run the whole factory. No cap? All cap.

", "

📏 Social Distancing

Your nose is 6 feet long. Perfect for social distancing, bad for doorways.

", "

🤥 Bridge to Terabithia

We can walk across your nose to get to the other side of town.

", "

🕵️ Polygraph Exploded

The lie detector machine just quit. It couldn't handle the stress.

", "

🎭 Oscar Winner

And the award for 'Best Actor in a Fake Scenario' goes to... You!

", "

📜 Terms & Conditions

You said 'I have read the Terms and Conditions'. The biggest lie in history.

", "

⏰ '5 Minutes Away'

You haven't even showered yet. Stop lying to us.

", "

🔋 'Phone Died'

Your phone didn't die. You just didn't want to reply. We know.

", "

🤞 Fingers Crossed

You had your fingers crossed behind your back. That doesn't make it okay.

", "

🥞 Waffle House

You are waffling. Pick a story and stick to it.

", "

🐍 Parseltongue

You speak the language of snakes fluently. Hiss hiss.

", "

😇 Saint

You never lie? That statement itself is a lie. Paradox.

", "

🧂 Grain of Salt

We need a whole salt mine to believe anything you say.

", "

📚 Fiction Writer

Your life is a work of fiction. Have you considered publishing a novel?

", "

🥪 Sandwich Artist

You sandwich a tiny truth between two giant lies. Delicious deceit.

", "

🌫️ Fog Machine

Everything you say is unclear and hazy. Where is the truth?

", "

🚮 Garbage

That excuse was trash. Please recycle it and try again.

", "

🧱 Stone Faced

You lie with a straight face. It's impressive but scary.

", "

🎪 Carnival Barker

Step right up! Come hear the amazing lies of the century!

", "

🎣 Fisherman

'It was THIS big!' No it wasn't. Stop exaggerating.

", "

📡 Source: Trust Me Bro

Your source is your imagination. Not peer-reviewed.

", "

🤖 AI Generated

Your apology sounded like it was written by ChatGPT. Be real.

", "

🤧 Allergy to Truth

You break out in hives if you are honest for more than 1 minute.

", "

🤐 Vault

You can keep a secret... because you lie about everything else.

", "

🃏 Joker

Do I look like a clown to you? Why are you lying?

", "

📉 Credibility Crash

Your stock just plummeted. Nobody believes you.

", "

🪜 Ladder

You are digging a hole with your lies, not climbing a ladder.

", "

🧼 Clean Conscious

How do you sleep at night? Probably very well, you psychopath.

", "

🙈 I Didn't See It

Yes you did. You left them on read. We saw the blue ticks.

", "

🥗 Salad

You are tossing word salad. Just answer the question.

", "

🤐 I Forgot

Selective memory loss is very convenient for you.

", "

🧙‍♂️ Wizard of Oz

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! It's all fake.

", "

🐊 Crocodile Tears

Crying to get out of trouble? Classic manipulation.

", "

📢 Propaganda

You should work in politics. You are great at spinning the truth.

", "

🧽 Sponge

You soak up information and squeeze out lies.

", "

🍕 Pizza

Even pizza is less cheesy than your excuses.

", "

🐈 Cat Ate Homework

You don't even have a cat. Try harder.

", "

🛑 Stop Sign

Stop. Just stop. The lie is getting embarrassing.

", "

🪞 Mirror Mirror

Who is the biggest liar of them all? Look in the glass.

", "

🚗 Used Car Salesman

'It runs like new!' (It has no engine). That's you.

", "

🤳 No Filter

Wait, you actually told the truth? We are shocked.

", "

🥛 Spilled Milk

You didn't do it? Then why are you holding the empty carton?

", "

🧅 Onion

Your lies have layers. And they make us cry.

", "

👻 Ghost

You said you were there. The attendance sheet determined that was a lie.

", "

🔨 Hammer

You nailed the lie. But you hit your thumb. Karma.

", "

🕶️ Shade

You are throwing shade to distract from the truth.

", "

🎹 Piano

You are playing us like a piano. But we hear the wrong notes.

", "

🎈 Balloon

Full of hot air. One pin prick and you pop.

", "

🐿️ Squirrel

You are hiding the truth like a nut. Where did you bury it?

", "

🍫 Chocolate

You said you didn't eat it. You have chocolate on your face.

", "

🚦 Green Light

You think you have the green light to lie. Red light! Stop!

", "

🛸 Alien Abduction

'I was abducted!' No, you overslept. Be honest.

", "

🎢 Rollercoaster

Your story has more twists than a rollercoaster. I'm dizzy.

", "

🛁 Bubble

Living in a bubble of your own fabrication. Pop.

", "

🖼️ Photoshop

You photoshopped your life. Reality is lower resolution.

", "

🧀 Swiss Cheese

Your story has more holes than Swiss cheese.

", "

🧹 Rug

Sweeping the truth under the rug. It's getting lumpy.

", "

🌵 Desert

The truth is dry, but your lies are juicy.

", "

🔌 Unplugged

You are disconnected from reality. Reboot required.

", "

📺 Reality TV

You are creating drama for ratings. But nobody is watching.

", "

🗝️ Locked

The truth is locked away and you threw away the key.

", "

🩸 Blood Oath

You swore on your life? You are living on borrowed time then.

", "

🧊 Iceberg

What you said is just the tip of the iceberg. The rest is hidden.

", "

🌚 Moon Landing

You think the moon landing was fake, but your story is real? Okay.

", "

🧟 Zombie

This lie refuses to die. It keeps coming back.

", "

🍝 Spaghetti

Your logic is tangled like spaghetti. Straighten it out.

", "

🎮 Lag

'It was the lag!' No, you just missed the shot. Own it.

", "

📦 Empty Box

Beautiful packaging, but nothing inside. Just like your promises.

", "

🏃 Running Late

'Traffic is bad'. You are still in bed. We can hear the sheets.

", "

⛈️ Weather Man

You predict things that never happen. 0% chance of truth.

", "

🦠 Virus

One lie infects the whole conversation. Sanitize your mouth.

", "

🧲 Magnet

You repel the truth. It just bounces off you.

", "

🧭 Broken Compass

Your moral compass is spinning. You are lost.

", "

🚜 Bulldozer

You bulldoze over the facts to make your point.

", "

🍼 Baby

You lie like a toddler with marker on their face.

", "

🕯️ Gaslight

Stop gaslighting us. The lamp is not flickering!

", "

🧬 DNA Test

The DNA test shows you are 100% full of it.

", "

🎲 Dice

You are rolling the dice with that excuse. Snake eyes.

", "

🚽 Flush

That story belongs in the toilet. Flush it.

", "

🦜 Parrot

You just repeat lies you heard online. Do your research.

", "

🐜 Ant Hill

You made a mountain out of an ant hill. Exaggerator.

", "

🌋 Eruption

The truth is about to erupt. Run!

", "

🦖 Dino

That lie is ancient. Come up with a new one.

", "

📼 Rewind

Let's rewind the tape. That's not what you said yesterday.

", "

🔨 Gavel

Guilty! Sentenced to 5 minutes of silence.

", "

🧾 Receipt

Show us the receipts. Oh, you lost them? Convenient.

", "

🚧 Detour

You took a long detour to avoid the question.

", "

🦄 Fantasy

You live in a fantasy world. Say hi to the unicorns for us.

", "

🩹 Band-Aid

A lie is a band-aid. It doesn't fix the wound.

", "

📢 Megaphone

Loudest person in the room is usually lying. Lower your voice.

", "

🕶️ Secret Agent

It's classified? No, it's just embarrassing.

", "

🍋 Lemon

That excuse was a lemon. It broke down immediately.

", "

⚖️ Scales

The scales of justice are tipping against you.

", "

🕵️ Sherlock

We deduced you are lying. It was elementary.

", "

🍩 Donut

You are glazed over. Truth is the hole in the center.

", "

🥊 Knockout

The truth hit you in the face. KO.

", "

🎱 Magic 8 Ball

Outlook not so good. Signs point to a lie.

", "

🚶 Walk Away

Just walk away before your nose hits someone.

" ]

[ "

🍀 4-Leaf Clover

You found a four-leaf clover! But it was poison ivy. Cursed.

", "

🔋 The 1% Miracle

Your phone has been on 1% for two hours. The battery gods are protecting you. Blessed.

", "

🥯 Butter Side Down

Your toast always lands sticky-side down. The floor is hungry, and you are cursed.

", "

🚦 Green Wave

You hit every green light on the way home. The simulation loves you today. Blessed.

", "

🌧️ Personal Rain Cloud

It's sunny everywhere except directly above your head. Bring an umbrella. Cursed.

", "

🍟 Extra Nugget

You found an 11th nugget in a 10-piece box. You are the Chosen One. Blessed.

", "

🎧 Doorknob Snag

Your headphones got ripped out by a doorknob. The universe is telling you to listen up. Cursed.

", "

💩 Bird Surprise

A bird pooped on you. They say it's good luck. It's actually just gross. Cursed.

", "

💸 Found $5

You found money in your old jeans. You are rich (sort of). Blessed.

", "

🔌 USB Struggle

You try to plug in the USB 3 times and it still doesn't fit. Glitch in the matrix. Cursed.

", "

🍦 Ice Cream Machine

The machine works when you visit! A rare miracle. Blessed.

", "

🧊 Brain Freeze

You get a brain freeze from drinking water. Why are you like this? Cursed.

", "

🧦 Wet Sock

You stepped in a puddle in the kitchen. Wet socks are a curse from the underworld.

", "

🅿️ Front Row Parking

You found a spot right at the entrance. You are living the dream. Blessed.

", "

👻 Ghost Touch

Your phone types random letters by itself. Your screen is haunted. Cursed.

", "

🍕 Perfect Cheese Pull

The cheese stretched perfectly without breaking. Instagram moment. Blessed.

", "

🧂 Salt Shaker

The lid fell off and ruined your food. You are too salty. Cursed.

", "

📺 Cancelled Plans

Your friend cancelled just as you wanted to stay home. Psychic connection. Blessed.

", "

🦵 Pinky Toe

You stubbed your pinky toe on the furniture. The furniture moved just to hit you. Cursed.

", "

🤧 Sneeze Gone

You lost the sneeze. It's stuck in your nose forever. A mild curse.

", "

☕ Free Coffee

The barista gave you a free drink. Maybe they like you, maybe it was a mistake. Take it. Blessed.

", "

🦟 Mosquito Magnet

You are the tastiest person at the BBQ. Mosquitoes love you. Cursed.

", "

🛀 Hot Water

The shower water stayed hot for the exact duration of your shower. Blessed.

", "

📱 Screen Crack

You dropped your phone on a pillow and it still cracked. How? Cursed.

", "

🛒 Wobbly Wheel

You always pick the shopping cart with the broken wheel. Drift king. Cursed.

", "

🗝️ Key Master

You put the key in the lock correctly on the first try in the dark. Blessed.

", "

👖 Zipper Fail

Your zipper is stuck. Down. In public. Cursed.

", "

🌮 Taco Tuesday

They gave you extra guac for free. You are winning at life. Blessed.

", "

🎈 Static Hair

You look like you licked an electrical socket. Physics hates you. Cursed.

", "

🖊️ Dry Pen

Every pen you touch runs out of ink instantly. You drain them. Cursed.

", "

🚌 Bus Stop

The bus arrives the second you walk up to the stop. Perfect timing. Blessed.

", "

🖨️ Printer Error

The printer smells your fear. It will not print. Cursed.

", "

🤳 Good Hair Day

Your hair looks amazing, but you have nowhere to go. A tragic blessing.

", "

🍿 Popcorn Kernel

You have a kernel stuck in your teeth for 3 days. It's your pet now. Cursed.

", "

🎂 Birthday Twin

You have to share your birthday cake with a sibling. Injustice. Cursed.

", "

📀 DVD Logo

You saw the DVD logo hit the corner of the screen. Satisfaction 100. Blessed.

", "

🚽 No TP

You realized there is no toilet paper *after* you sat down. Doom. Cursed.

", "

💿 Song Shuffle

Your playlist played exactly the song you were thinking of. Magic. Blessed.

", "

🥛 Spilled Milk

You didn't cry, but you wanted to. The universe is testing you. Cursed.

", "

🔋 100% Charge

You wake up and your phone actually charged overnight. A fresh start. Blessed.

", "

🕷️ Spider Web

You walked face-first into a web. The spider is now on your head. Cursed.

", "

📉 WiFi Lag

The internet cuts out only when you are winning the game. Suspicious. Cursed.

", "

🎫 Front Row

You got upgraded seats for free. VIP energy. Blessed.

", "

🩹 Paper Cut

You got a paper cut from a love letter. Brutal irony. Cursed.

", "

🛌 Cool Pillow

Both sides of your pillow are cold. Sleep well, sweet prince(ss). Blessed.

", "

🐜 Ant Invasion

You left a crumb and now you have 1,000 roommates. Cursed.

", "

🧼 Squeaky Clean

Your skin cleared up just in time for the party. Glow up. Blessed.

", "

☔ Umbrella Flip

The wind blew your umbrella inside out. Now you are wet and look silly. Cursed.

", "

🐕 Dog Petting

A stranger's dog chose you to pet him. The highest honor. Blessed.

", "

🔭 Mercury Retrograde

Everything is breaking and exes are texting. The stars hate you. Cursed.

", "

🍳 Perfect Egg

You cracked the egg without getting any shell in the pan. Masterchef. Blessed.

", "

🦷 Dentist News

No cavities! Your teeth are strong, unlike your will to live. Blessed.

", "

🚨 Car Alarm

Your car alarm goes off at 3 AM for no reason. Neighbors hate you. Cursed.

", "

🥤 Straw Hole

Your straw has a crack in it. You are sucking air. Useless. Cursed.

", "

🌈 Double Rainbow

You saw a double rainbow. What does it mean? It means you're blessed.

", "

🧩 Missing Piece

You finished the puzzle and one piece is missing. Pain. Cursed.

", "

👖 Jeans Fit

You tried on old jeans and they still fit perfectly. Blessed.

", "

🧅 Onion Tears

You cry every time you cook. The vegetables are fighting back. Cursed.

", "

💤 Alarm Snooze

You snoozed and didn't oversleep. You woke up exactly on time. Blessed.

", "

🥪 Sandwich Drop

You dropped your sandwich, but caught it mid-air. Ninja reflexes. Blessed.

", "

🐝 Bee Sting

You got stung on the lip. Free botox, but at what cost? Cursed.

", "

🏧 ATM Error

The ATM ate your card. It belongs to the machine now. Cursed.

", "

📦 Package Arrived

Your delivery arrived early. Amazon Prime loves you. Blessed.

", "

🧴 Lotion Explosion

The bottle exploded in your bag. Everything is slippery. Cursed.

", "

👠 Heel Break

Your shoe broke during a date. Cinderella moment gone wrong. Cursed.

", "

🕯️ Candle Scent

You found a candle that smells like 'Success'. Light it up. Blessed.

", "

📛 Name Pronunciation

Someone pronounced your name right on the first try. Rare. Blessed.

", "

🍟 Empty Fry Bag

You reached for another fry, but the bag was empty. Sadness. Cursed.

", "

🚲 Flat Tire

You have a flat tire, and it's raining. The universe is laughing. Cursed.

", "

💳 Card Declined

You have money, but the chip reader is broken. Embarrassing. Cursed.

", "

🌟 Shooting Star

You made a wish. Let's see if the universe delivers. Blessed.

", "

🪰 Fly in Room

There is a fly buzzing in your room and you can't find it. Insanity. Cursed.

", "

🌡️ Perfect Temp

It's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. Blessed.

", "

🥫 Jar Lid

You opened the jar on the first try. Strong and capable. Blessed.

", "

🗑️ Trash Bag Rip

The garbage bag ripped on the way to the curb. Trash juice everywhere. Cursed.

", "

📢 Mic Mute

You were talking for 5 minutes while on mute. Zoom fail. Cursed.

", "

🍇 Seedless Grapes

They were actually seedless. Crunchy and sweet. Blessed.

", "

🔌 Charger Angle

Your phone only charges if you hold the cable at a 45-degree angle. Cursed.

", "

🚿 Cold Burst

Someone flushed the toilet while you were showering. Frozen. Cursed.

", "

🥑 Ripe Avocado

You cut the avocado and it was perfect green. No brown spots. Blessed.

", "

🧶 Sweater Snag

You snagged your favorite sweater on a nail. Unraveling. Cursed.

", "

🎼 Earworm

You have 'Baby Shark' stuck in your head. It won't leave. Cursed.

", "

🚦 Yellow Light

You made it through the yellow light safely. Adrenaline rush. Blessed.

", "

🥛 Expired Milk

You poured it in your coffee before smelling it. Chunky coffee. Cursed.

", "

🎁 Gift Card

You found a gift card you forgot about. Free lunch! Blessed.

", "

📸 Photogenic

You actually looked good in the group photo. No retakes needed. Blessed.

", "

💄 Lipstick on Teeth

You smiled at your crush with lipstick on your teeth. Tragic. Cursed.

", "

🛸 Alien Choice

The aliens visited and decided not to abduct you. Is that good or bad? Blessed?

", "

🩹 Band-Aid Fall

The band-aid fell off in the pool. Gross and Cursed.

", "

🛑 Wrong Way

You pushed a 'Pull' door in front of a crowd. IQ -10. Cursed.

", "

🛋️ Couch Change

You found enough change in the couch for a soda. Wealth. Blessed.

", "

🌬️ Wind Blown

The wind blew your skirt/hair up like Marilyn Monroe, but less cute. Cursed.

", "

🧂 Salt & Sugar

You put salt in your coffee instead of sugar. A rude awakening. Cursed.

", "

📱 Auto-Correct

You texted your boss 'Love you'. Auto-correct is your enemy. Cursed.

", "

🧼 Soap Drop

You dropped the soap. Don't slip. Danger zone. Cursed.

", "

🚌 Bus Seat

You got a seat on the bus during rush hour. A small victory. Blessed.

", "

🎮 Game Save

The game auto-saved right before the boss fight. Thank you devs. Blessed.

", "

🍝 White Shirt

You wore a white shirt and ate spaghetti without spilling. A miracle. Blessed.

", "

🔮 Crystal Ball

The spirits say... try again later. Even ghosts are ghosting you. Cursed.

" ]

[ "

🤬 Rage Quit

You threw the controller because you lost. The game is rated E for Everyone, relax.

", "

🧘 Monk Mode

You are so calm you might actually be in a coma. Blink if you're alive.

", "

🤯 Exploding Head

Someone breathed too loudly and you are ready to commit a crime.

", "

🍵 Green Tea

You solve all life's problems by boiling water and leaves. So wholesome.

", "

🚗 Road Rage

You scream at old ladies in crosswalks. Your blood pressure is 300/200.

", "

🐢 Chill Turtle

You move slow, think slow, and anger slow. Stress cannot catch you.

", "

⌨️ CAPS LOCK

WHY ARE YOU YELLING? YOUR INNER VOICE IS SCREAMING.

", "

🌊 Ocean Waves

You go with the flow. Even if the flow is going down the drain.

", "

🍜 Loud Chewing

Hearing someone eat makes you want to choose violence. Misophonia alert.

", "

🕉️ Namaste

You bow to the divine in everyone. Even the guy who cut you off.

", "

🌋 Active Volcano

You are dormant for now, but one wrong look and it's Pompeii all over again.

", "

🧊 Ice Cube

You are cool under pressure. Actually, you are just emotionally frozen.

", "

🔪 The Cutter

Someone cut in line? You are plotting a revenge plot worthy of a movie.

", "

☁️ Head in Clouds

Reality is burning, but you are watching the pretty shapes in the sky.

", "

🔥 Fireball

You have zero chill. You are 100% heat and aggression.

", "

🎋 Bamboo

You bend with the wind but never break. Annoyingly resilient.

", "

📢 Karen Energy

You want to speak to the manager of the Universe. Now.

", "

🛌 Nap Master

Your response to stress is unconsciousness. Can't be mad if you're asleep.

", "

🥊 Punching Bag

You need to hit something. Go to the gym before you hit your coworker.

", "

🛁 Bubble Bath

You are soaking in your own filth and calling it 'Self Care'. Zen achieved.

", "

📉 Lag Spike

The internet slowed down and you turned into a demon. Patience: 0%.

", "

🦋 Social Butterfly

You flutter above the drama. Or you just ignore it. Same thing.

", "

🦟 Mosquito

A buzzing sound makes you destroy your entire house hunting the bug.

", "

🌚 Moon Child

You charge your crystals and ignore your taxes. Very spiritual.

", "

🤬 Cursory Language

You use the F-word like a comma. It's just part of your grammar.

", "

🗿 Stone Face

You show zero emotion. Are you a statue or a serial killer?

", "

🍼 Crybaby

You don't rage, you just cry. It's a wet kind of anger.

", "

🌵 Prickly Pear

Don't touch me. Don't look at me. Don't perceive me.

", "

🎮 Gamer Rage

You blame the lag, the controller, and the developers. Never your skill.

", "

🪴 Potted Plant

You sit in the corner and photosynthesize. Very peaceful.

", "

🔨 Thor's Hammer

You bring the thunder. Usually over something small like a lost sock.

", "

🎼 Lofi Beats

Your brain is a 24/7 stream of chill hop beats to study/relax to.

", "

🎢 Rollercoaster

One minute you're happy, next you're screaming. Pick a mood!

", "

🕯️ Scented Candle

You light a candle to mask the smell of your burning rage.

", "

🦁 Roar

You are loud. We get it, you're upset. Use your inside voice.

", "

🦦 Holding Hands

You float through life holding onto good vibes only.

", "

🤡 Clown World

The world is a circus and you are honking your horn in anger.

", "

🧘 Yoga Pose

You are twisting yourself into a pretzel to avoid confrontation.

", "

🧨 Fuse

Your fuse is short. Like, millimeter short. Boom.

", "

🕊️ Peace Dove

You bring the olive branch. Or you just hate fighting.

", "

🕷️ Spider Panic

You saw a spider and burned the house down. Reasonable response.

", "

🧙‍♂️ Wise Sage

You give great advice, but secretly you want to scream.

", "

📦 IKEA Furniture

Building furniture makes you question your will to live. Rage imminent.

", "

🛀 Rubber Duck

You just float along. No thoughts, just squeaks.

", "

🔋 1% Battery

You panic when things get low. Your anxiety is high voltage.

", "

💤 Snorlax

You block the path of anger by simply sleeping.

", "

🦈 Shark Attack

You smell blood (weakness) and you attack. Ruthless.

", "

🐼 Panda

You eat, sleep, and roll around. The ultimate Zen master.

", "

🛑 Red Light

You scream at the light to change. It doesn't listen.

", "

🌳 Tree Hugger

You hug trees because people are annoying.

", "

🍝 Hangry

You aren't mad, you're just hungry. Eat a Snickers.

", "

🧼 Clean Freak

A dirty dish makes you lose your mind. Scrub the rage away.

", "

🌪️ Tornado

You spin around destroying everything in your path. Chaos.

", "

🚣 Stream of Consciousness

Your thoughts flow gently. Unlike your mouth.

", "

👹 Demon Time

It's 3 AM and you are ready to fight the internet.

", "

🏜️ Desert

Your patience is dry and barren. Nothing grows here.

", "

🧩 Puzzle Rage

The piece doesn't fit! *Flips table*.

", "

🐈 Cat Purr

You vibrate with calmness. Until someone touches your belly.

", "

📧 Per My Last Email

Passive-aggressive rage. The most professional kind of hate.

", "

🌈 Rainbow

You try to be positive, but there's a storm right behind you.

", "

💢 Vein Popping

That vein in your forehead is throbbing. Take a breath.

", "

🔮 Magic 8 Ball

Ask again later? NO TELL ME NOW! *Shakes ball violently*.

", "

🎣 Fishing

You wait hours for a fish. Patience of a saint.

", "

🦕 T-Rex

You have short arms and a big mouth. Angry lizard energy.

", "

🐨 Koala

High on eucalyptus and life. You have no enemies.

", "

🧱 Brick Wall

You talk to people, but they don't listen. So you scream at the wall.

", "

🎡 Ferris Wheel

You go round and round the same argument. Get off.

", "

🧵 Knitting

You stab things with needles to relax. It counts.

", "

🧦 Wet Socks

Instant rage. There is no calming down from this.

", "

🍌 Banana Peel

You slip on life's problems but laugh it off. Zen.

", "

👾 Boss Fight

You died 50 times. The controller is now dust.

", "

🏞️ Bob Ross

There are no mistakes, just happy accidents. Paint your happy clouds.

", "

📺 Remote Control

The batteries are dead. You hit the remote to make it work. Logic.

", "

🦥 Sloth

You are too lazy to be angry. It takes too much calories.

", "

🗑️ Trash Compactor

You crush your feelings down until you become a cube of rage.

", "

🌤️ Partly Cloudy

You are mostly fine, with a chance of temper tantrums.

", "

🐂 Bull

You see red. Everywhere. Charge!

", "

🧖 Sauna

You sweat out the hate. It's gross but effective.

", "

🚦 Traffic Jam

You are stuck. You are screaming. Nobody hears you.

", "

🛸 Alien Abduction

Take me away from these idiots! You beg the sky.

", "

🦞 Boiling Lobster

You are slowly getting madder and madder. Snap!

", "

🛶 Canoe

You are paddling silently. Don't rock the boat.

", "

🥣 Cereal Box

You can't open the bag? Rip the whole box apart. Savage.

", "

🌅 Sunset

You watch the sun go down and your anger goes with it.

", "

🪰 Fly Swatter

The hunt is on. You will not rest until the fly is dead.

", "

📻 White Noise

You tune out the world. Static is your friend.

", "

🚿 Cold Shower

Shock your system into calmness. It works.

", "

🍳 Burnt Egg

You ruined breakfast? Ruin the whole day! Logic.

", "

🔭 Stargazer

We are just dust in the universe. Your anger is insignificant.

", "

🖇️ Paperclip

You are barely holding it together.

", "

🔨 Construction

Drilling noises at 7 AM. You choose violence.

", "

📵 No Signal

The WiFi dropped. The beast has awakened.

", "

🧴 Lotion

Smooth skin, smooth brain. No worries.

", "

🥡 Chopsticks

You can't pick up the food? Stab it. Fork rules.

", "

🕰️ Ticking Clock

The sound of time wasting makes you crazy.

", "

🦗 Chirping Cricket

The silence is loud. But peaceful.

", "

🤐 Zipped Lip

You are silent, but your eyes are screaming insults.

", "

🧼 Soap Bubble

Fragile equilibrium. One poke and you pop.

", "

🌋 Lava Lamp

Groovy, slow, and hot. That's your vibe.

", "

👹 Troll

You live under a bridge and yell at people online.

" ]

[ "

🏃 Usain Bolt

You run from commitment faster than an Olympic sprinter. Gold medal in Ghosting.

", "

💍 Pinterest Planner

You have a secret wedding board with 5,000 pins. You are single. Seek help.

", "

👟 Nike Airs

You are always ready to run. Your sneakers are tied tight. Just do it? No, just run.

", "

👰 Bridezilla

You aren't even engaged, but you're already firing bridesmaids. Intensity level: 100.

", "

👻 Casper

You are friendly until feelings get involved. Then you vanish into thin air.

", "

🏷️ Label Maker

You want to put a label on everything immediately. 'We dated for 5 minutes, are we married?'

", "

🚧 Roadblock

You put up barriers faster than a construction crew. Let people in!

", "

💎 Diamond Hands

You are holding onto that relationship for dear life. Even if it crashed years ago.

", "

✈️ Flight Risk

You have a fake passport and a packed bag under your bed. Commitment scares you that much.

", "

💒 Vegas Chapel

You make impulsive decisions. 'Let's get married tonight!' Calm down, Elvis.

", "

🥶 Cold Feet

Your feet are absolute zero. You freeze up when things get serious.

", "

🍼 Baby Names

You named your future kids on the first date. You scared them away. Good job.

", "

🚪 Exit Sign

You always look for the emergency exit in every relationship. Safety first?

", "

👵 Old Married Couple

You've been dating for a week but you act like you've been married for 40 years. Boring.

", "

🌵 Porcupine

You have spikes. Get too close and you poke. Intimacy issues detected.

", "

🤵 Tuxedo

You wear a suit to sleep just in case you get married in your dreams. Desperate.

", "

🏃‍♂️ Forrest Gump

Run, Forrest, Run! You've been running for 3 years. Stop and drink some water.

", "

💍 Ring Pop

The only ring you deserve right now is candy. You aren't ready for the real thing.

", "

🛑 Stop Sign

You stop replying as soon as they say 'I like you'. Sabotage.

", "

🏰 Disney Princess

You are waiting for a fairytale. Reality check: The prince is just a guy named Kyle.

", "

🕳️ Escape Tunnel

You are digging a tunnel out of this relationship with a spoon. Dedication.

", "

📅 Save the Date

You send save-the-dates to people you haven't met yet. Optimistic.

", "

📵 New Phone Who Dis

Your favorite line when an Ex texts. Total erasure.

", "

🧬 DNA Test

You are 99% commitment-phobe and 1% hungry.

", "

🧱 Wall Builder

You built a wall around your heart. And a moat. And added crocodiles.

", "

👩‍❤️‍👨 Stage 5 Clinger

You are human superglue. Let them breathe!

", "

🌪️ Hurricane

You come in, wreck their life, and leave. Nature's force of destruction.

", "

👪 Family Meeting

You introduced them to your parents on day 2. Too fast, Furious.

", "

🚮 Trash Day

You throw away relationships like used tissues. Wasteful.

", "

🕰️ Biological Clock

Tick tock. You are panicking about time. Relax, you have time.

", "

🎢 Rollercoaster

Dating you is nauseating. Up, down, scream, vomit, repeat.

", "

🤵 Best Man

Always the groomsman, never the groom. You are comfortable in the friend zone.

", "

🧩 Missing Piece

You feel incomplete without a partner. Codependency alert.

", "

👟 Sneakerhead

You have too many shoes because you do too much running away.

", "

💍 Gollum

My Precious! You look at wedding rings with a scary obsession.

", "

🛫 Boarding Pass

One argument and you book a flight to Mexico. Dramatic.

", "

🏡 House Hunter

You are looking at Zillow for houses with a guy you met on Tinder.

", "

🔒 Padlock

Your heart is locked and you swallowed the key. Emotional constipation.

", "

🎂 Wedding Cake

You just want the party and the cake. Not the marriage.

", "

🎭 Actor

Pretending to be ready for commitment? The Oscar goes to you.

", "

🕸️ Spider

You trap people in a relationship and then eat them. Black Widow vibes.

", "

🚶 Walk Away

Your conflict resolution style is walking away. Keep walking.

", "

💑 Matching T-Shirts

You want to wear matching outfits. That is a crime against fashion.

", "

🚫 No Labels

'We are just vibing'. You have been vibing for 5 years. Commit!

", "

🏥 Ambulance

Love hurts, and you are the one driving the ambulance away.

", "

💍 Pawn Shop

You buy rings and sell them when you get bored. A hustle.

", "

🕯️ Vigil

You hold a vigil for your single life every night. RIP Freedom.

", "

🐇 White Rabbit

I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date... to run away.

", "

🧲 Magnet

You repel long-term relationships. Reverse polarity.

", "

📫 Mailbox

You are waiting for a proposal. It's just a bill. Sorry.

", "

🥊 Boxing Match

You fight commitment like it's the heavyweight champion.

", "

⚓ Anchor

You want to settle down. You are heavy and immovable.

", "

🎈 Balloon

One string snaps and you float away forever. Bye.

", "

🏍️ Motorcycle

You are a lone rider. Cool, but lonely.

", "

🛋️ Ikea Trip

The ultimate test. If you survive Ikea together, buy the ring.

", "

🧼 Soap Opera

Will they? Won't they? Your love life is a bad TV show.

", "

🚜 Tractor

You are plowing through partners hoping one sticks.

", "

🚦 Yellow Light

You are hesitant. Speed up or stop. Pick one.

", "

💐 Bouquet Catch

You tackle grandma to catch the bouquet. Aggressive.

", "

🕵️ Secret Agent

Nobody knows you are dating. You keep it top secret. Shady.

", "

🗺️ Map Quest

You are looking for a way out. Recalculating route...

", "

🥪 Sandwich

You want to be sandwiched in a hug forever. Clingy.

", "

🧨 Fuse

Commitment is a bomb and you are terrified it will explode.

", "

📝 Prenup

You are already drafting the divorce papers before the first date.

", "

🔒 Handcuffs

You think marriage is a prison. Who hurt you?

", "

🥂 Toast

Here's to the bride and groom! Wait, that's you? Since when?

", "

🏃‍♀️ Runaway Bride

You left your sneakers under the wedding dress. Classic move.

", "

🤳 Status Update

You change your status to 'In a Relationship' before they agree.

", "

🦕 Dinosaur

You think monogamy is extinct. Welcome to Jurassic Park.

", "

🔭 Telescope

Looking for a better option while on a date. Rude.

", "

🔑 Key Exchange

You gave them a key to your house after 1 hour. Unsafe.

", "

🚪 Revolving Door

Exes go out, new ones come in. Non-stop traffic.

", "

📸 Photoshoot

You booked engagement photos. You are single. Awkward.

", "

🩹 Band-Aid

You rip off relationships like a band-aid. Quick and painful.

", "

🛌 King Bed

You love your space. You starfish in the bed. No room for two.

", "

💎 Cubic Zirconia

You look like the real deal, but you're fake. Commitment counterfeit.

", "

🚴 Tour de France

You are cycling away from your problems. Keep pedaling.

", "

🕊️ Doves

Release the doves! You want the big show, not the work.

", "

📺 Netflix Cheater

You watched the show without them. That's grounds for a breakup.

", "

🧾 Receipt

You keep receipts in case you need to return the relationship.

", "

🌋 Volcano

The pressure of commitment makes you erupt.

", "

🏝️ Castaway

You want to be alone on an island. Wilson is your only friend.

", "

🐕 Loyalty Card

You are collecting stamps. 10 dates = 1 free heartbreak.

", "

🧟 Zombie

You ghosted them, now you're back from the dead. Go away.

", "

🧛 Vampire

You are afraid of the sun (exposure) and eternity (marriage).

", "

🎢 Height Requirement

You must be this tall to ride the Commitment Coaster. You are too short.

", "

📦 Moving Boxes

You brought your stuff to their house uninvited. Squatter.

", "

⏳ Hourglass

Time is running out. Decide! Ring or Run?

", "

🔨 Hammer

You smash every relationship before it gets serious.

", "

🎼 Wedding March

You hum this song in the shower. Subconscious desire?

", "

🎮 Game Over

They mentioned 'future'. You pressed quit game.

", "

🧼 Clean Break

You disappeared so completely they think they hallucinated you.

", "

🧳 Packer

You are great at packing bags. Emotional and physical.

", "

🪞 Reflection

You saw your future with them and ran screaming.

", "

🍾 Champagne

Pop the cork! You're single again! (For the 10th time this year).

", "

🧵 String

No strings attached. You are a balloon floating into space.

", "

🔌 Unplugged

You disconnected the phone. Can't commit if you can't talk.

", "

🚔 Police

You are wanted for stealing hearts and running away.

", "

💍 Golden Ring

You want it. You need it. Put a ring on it.

", "

🏁 Finish Line

You see marriage as the finish line. It's actually the start.

" ]

[ "

🦖 Stone Age

Welcome back to 10,000 BC. Your iPhone is now a very expensive rock.

", "

🧴 Shampoo Bottle

You read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle 50 times. You are desperate.

", "

🗺️ Paper Map

You tried to zoom in on a paper map by pinching it. It didn't work. You are lost.

", "

💀 404 Error

Survival skills not found. Please connect to WiFi to download common sense.

", "

🌾 Touch Grass

You went outside and the graphics were amazing, but the gameplay was boring.

", "

🔥 Fire Starter

You tried to Google 'How to make fire' but you have no signal. You froze to death.

", "

📬 Carrier Pigeon

You sent a pigeon with a tweet attached to its leg. It flew into a window.

", "

📵 Phantom Vibration

You felt your phone buzz. It didn't. That's just your nervous system collapsing.

", "

💾 Save Icon

You saw a floppy disk and 3D printed a save icon. You are too young for this.

", "

🕸️ Spider Solitaire

You are playing Solitaire with real cards. It takes too long to shuffle. Rage quit.

", "

👀 Eye Contact

You had to make eye contact with a real human. It was terrifying.

", "

🍞 Sourdough Starter

You tried to bake bread like it's 2020. You burned the kitchen down.

", "

🧭 Compass

You thought this was a fidget spinner. You are walking in circles.

", "

📺 Static

Your brain makes the dial-up internet noise when you try to think.

", "

🤳 Influencer Down

If you eat lunch and don't post it on Instagram, did you even eat?

", "

📠 Fax Machine

You encountered ancient technology. You were defeated by the beep sounds.

", "

💤 Boredom

You stared at a wall for 3 hours. You are rebooting.

", "

📝 Pen and Paper

You tried to write a letter but your hand cramped after 3 words. Keyboard atrophy.

", "

🚫 Airplane Mode

You are stuck in Airplane Mode, but you can't fly. Tragic.

", "

🍔 Uber Eats

You have to hunt for food? You can't even hunt for the remote control.

", "

🌡️ Thermometer

You checked the weather by looking out the window. Primitive.

", "

📖 Encyclopedia

You had to open a book to find an answer. It smelled like old paper and knowledge.

", "

☎️ Landline

A phone attached to the wall? What kind of prison is this?

", "

🔋 Power Bank

You have 5 power banks but no cable. The irony hurts.

", "

🕯️ Candlelight

No electricity? You lit a candle and tried to swipe right on the flame.

", "

🗣️ Verbal Tweet

You just yelled your opinion to strangers on the street. It's called 'Talking'.

", "

💾 RAM Upgrade

Your brain has 2MB of RAM without Google. Upgrade needed.

", "

🧟 Zombie

You walk around like a zombie looking for a signal. 'Brains? No, WiFi!'

", "

🎮 Offline Game

You played the Dinosaur jumping game on Chrome for 4 hours. High score!

", "

📦 Amazon Prime

2-day shipping is gone. You have to wait... months. You died of impatience.

", "

🚽 Toilet Time

You went to the bathroom without your phone. You counted the tiles. There are 42.

", "

📼 VHS Tape

Be kind, rewind. You tried to swipe the tape. It's not a touchscreen.

", "

📉 Stock Crash

Your social battery crashed immediately. Sell! Sell!

", "

🎨 Cave Painting

You drew a meme on the wall with charcoal. It got zero likes.

", "

🦗 Chirping

It's quiet. Too quiet. You miss the notification sounds.

", "

🖐️ Handwriting

Your handwriting looks like a chicken danced on the paper. Unreadable.

", "

🚶 Walking

You had to walk to your friend's house because you couldn't text. Exhausting.

", "

🛑 Stop

You don't know what to do with your hands. Put them in your pockets.

", "

🕰️ Sundial

You tried to tell time by the sun. You burned your retinas.

", "

📡 Tin Foil Hat

You are wearing foil to boost the signal. You look crazy.

", "

💿 CD Player

It skips when you walk. How did people live like this?

", "

🆘 SOS

You wrote SOS in the sand. A crab walked over it. Game Over.

", "

📸 Kodak

You took a photo and couldn't delete it. The horror.

", "

📒 Address Book

You don't know anyone's phone number. Not even your mom's.

", "

💊 Chill Pill

You are shaking. It's just buffering. Breathe.

", "

📺 TV Guide

You have to wait for the channel to show what's on. Patience level: -5.

", "

🗞️ Newspaper

You tried to click the headline. It's paper, genius.

", "

🌫️ Cloud

You looked up at the sky. That's a real cloud, not data storage.

", "

🥦 Vegetable Garden

You tried to grow food. You planted a gummy bear. It didn't grow.

", "

🎣 Fishing

You caught a boot. You tried to eat the leather. You died.

", "

🏹 Archery

You shot an arrow and hit your own foot. Katniss Everdeen you are not.

", "

🏕️ Camping

You think camping means a hotel with bad WiFi. You are mistaken.

", "

🧼 Bar of Soap

You dropped the soap in the river. Now you are dirty and sad.

", "

🔨 DIY

You built a shelter. It collapsed in 5 seconds. Engineering fail.

", "

🛌 Sleeping Bag

You are trapped in the zipper. This is your life now.

", "

🔦 Flashlight

Batteries died. You are afraid of the dark. Good luck.

", "

🩸 Mosquito

The mosquito is the only thing buzzing around you.

", "

🐿️ Squirrel

You tried to make friends with a squirrel. It bit you. Rabies risk.

", "

🍄 Mushrooms

You ate a random mushroom. You are seeing dragons now.

", "

🌌 Stargazing

Look at the stars! Oh wait, you're looking for Starlink satellites.

", "

🧵 Knitting

You knitted a scarf. It looks like a tangled net. Use it for fishing.

", "

🧂 Salt Water

Do not drink the ocean water. You drank it. Why?

", "

🏝️ Island

You are voted off the island immediately. Goodbye.

", "

🥥 Coconut

You can't open the coconut. You are crying next to a palm tree.

", "

🚣 Raft

Your raft is sinking. Just like your hopes of survival.

", "

🧜‍♀️ Mermaid

You are hallucinating mermaids. It's just a manatee.

", "

🐚 Conch Shell

You listened to the shell. It said 'No Signal'.

", "

🦀 Crab Walk

You are walking sideways to find a signal. You look ridiculous.

", "

🌋 Volcano

You threw your phone into the volcano as a sacrifice to the WiFi gods.

", "

💧 Rain Dance

You did a rain dance. It hailed. You are bruised.

", "

🍌 Banana Phone

Ring ring ring... It's the only phone that works.

", "

🐒 Monkey

The monkey stole your shoes. You are barefoot and struggling.

", "

🌿 Poison Ivy

You used leaves as toilet paper. It was poison ivy. RIP.

", "

🌵 Cactus

You hugged a cactus for comfort. Bad decision.

", "

🏜️ Mirage

You see a Starbucks in the distance. It's just sand.

", "

🐪 Camel

The camel spit on you. Even animals disrespect you.

", "

🐍 Snake

There is a snake in your boot. Woody warned you.

", "

🦅 Eagle

An eagle stole your lunch. Survival of the fittest.

", "

🍂 Tumbleweed

A tumbleweed rolled by. It has more direction than you.

", "

🌚 Full Moon

You howled at the moon. You are losing it.

", "

🦴 Fossil

Archaeologists will find your skeleton holding a charger.

", "

⚔️ Gladiator

You entered the arena. You tripped over your own toga.

", "

🛡️ Shield

You used an iPad as a shield. It shattered.

", "

🏰 Castle

You want to be a knight? You can't even lift the sword.

", "

🐉 Dragon

You tried to pet the dragon. You are now toast.

", "

🧙‍♂️ Wizard

You cast a spell: 'Connectus WiFius'. Nothing happened.

", "

🧚 Fairy

Hey! Listen! You are annoying the magical creatures.

", "

🦄 Unicorn

You found a unicorn. It ran away because you have no signal.

", "

🧟‍♂️ Frankenstein

You need electricity to come alive. You are dead.

", "

🧛 Vampire

You slept in a coffin to avoid the sun. Sensible.

", "

👽 Aliens

Aliens scanned your brain. They found nothing but TikTok songs.

", "

🤖 Robot

Error 404. Humanity not found.

", "

🚀 Rocket

You launched yourself into space to find better reception.

", "

👾 Game Over

You ran out of lives. Please insert coin.

", "

🏁 The End

You survived 5 minutes without WiFi. A new record.

", "

🏆 Participation Award

You tried. You failed. But here is a gold star.

", "

👋 Goodbye

The simulation is ending. Wake up.

" ]